Why do memes know I'm evil?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In July I pushed ilikepi in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I pulled infinitelydazed's hair (-5 points). Last Sunday I broke _jc_icons_'s X-Box (-12 points). In January I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-733 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
sullen_mirth