Dec 24, 2005 00:56
well ladies and gents, looks like im performing the ritual and heading down to NY to party and such for christmas.. i wanna wish everyone a safe and happy christmas... DONT DO ANYTHING I WOULDNT DO, FOR EXAMPLE... i wouldnt take a porcupine and shove it in my crouch... i wouldnt jump out of a plane without a parachute.. i wouldnt go to a movie and not buy any popcorn/soda etc... i wouldnt punch myself in the balls and
laugh about it... i wouldnt get drunk and challenge a 7ft 500 pound man to a wrestling match... i wouldnt stand on a roof with snow on it... i wouldnt gouge out my eyeballs with a fork.. i wouldnt drive a car while its upside down..... i think thats all i wouldnt do... everything/anything else is allowed... so.. yeah... be back in a couple days
"Merry Christmas to all and to all, SHUT THE HELL UP!!"
-Phillip J. Fry (My Mentor)