Talley Ho - Episode 3
WARNING: NUDITY!
As Thelma's gardening business was ridiculously extremely lucrative, I decided it was time for the Talleys to move to some new digs.
Thelma: Good God, this house was expensive. I hope my "acrobat" daughter can come up with the funds to pay the bills on this bad boy.
Kitchen! I've wanted to use this Haute Hacienda set forever. ^__^
Dining room. So tacky colorful!
Really, Alex? Really? You couldn't make it two more steps to the toilet? I JUST BOUGHT THIS HOUSE.
Nelson and Thelma got some sweet digs up in the attic.
Wilfred moves in post-haste.
But when he gets ideas about "consummating" his relationship with Teresa, she's having none of it.
Teresa: Dude, we just moved. Today. I'm a little tired!
Wilfred got over it pretty quickly, once he figured out what a sweet crib he was inhabiting.
So as not to be a total freeloader, he helps Nelson rake the leaves. Which takes FOREVER.
When Teresa aged up, she rolled the Dog Lover trait, so I got her a puppy! Her name is Ancha. (I just let the game pick the names.)
I have absolutely no idea what Nelson is doing here, but it's hilarious.
I also got them a deep frier! Corn dogs for everyone!
D'awwwww. I think Ancha's bed is a little big for her. But I don't know if she's going to grow up to be huge or not, so I figured better safe than sorry.
A burglar tries to rob me and is foiled by not one but TWO alarms! I guess I bought one and didn't realize the house came with one.
Nelson...while I truly appreciate your fine physique, why are you washing dishes naked??
Meanwhile, Teresa pounds the pavement trying to earn tips for her acrobatics. Overly tanned lady is not impressed.
Teresa invites Wilfred to go skinny dipping.
Wilfred: Er, Teresa...your mom is RIGHT THERE.
So they take themselves upstairs where they can be a little more private. I wonder what sex with a fairy is like?
Why is everyone in this house going around naked?? Seriously??
Nelson: Don't think about the hot maid, don't think about the hot maid, don't think about the hot maid...
Teresa is beginning to wonder whether her mother was right. This whole acrobat gig does not seem to be going well.
Time for Ancha to grow up!
Well...she's interesting looking! Kind of cute!
Nelson: Hi, Teresa! How was work? How are you doing? Could you stop putting your tongue down your boyfriend's throat for one second and say hello to me?
Thelma: I always knew my daughter was a whore.
And so, mostly to spite her mother, Teresa proposes to Wilfred, so they can make it official.
Teresa Dammit, I should NOT have had that coffee right before bed.
Teresa And Ancha, your creepy stare is not helping matters.
Excuse me, maid? This is not "sit down and eat a piece of toast" time. It's "GET OFF YOUR ASS AND CLEAN MY HOUSE" time!
Teresa prepares for her upcoming show at the park.
Which goes well! She's moving up the acrobat ladder slowly but steadily.
I guess Thelma fired the slacker maid and hired a new maid, cause this chick is blond. Also, apparently this household is obsessed with the pool.
Wilfred and Nelson get along swell, and Wilfred bestows Flight of Felicity on Nelson.
Meanwhile, at Teresa's bachelorette party at the casino, overly tanned girl shows up and dances like an idiot.
Teresa brings everyone a pizza, which I have to say, looks delicious.
Oh, look! The be-mulleted strippers have shown up to entertain the guests!
Perhaps behind the bar wasn't the best place to dance, guys.
Regardless, they draw quite an audience. The bartender's all, "DO YOU MIND? I have drinks to make!"
Teresa's friend attempts to make a toast, but nobody is listening as they're all preoccupied with the dancers, still.
Eventually, the dancing ends and the gambling begins! Does that blackjack robot have an anchor tattoo?? I just noticed that, lol.
The raking never ends. EVER.
Wilfred: It's a good thing I like my father-in-law, or I would have quit this shit LONG AGO.
When Nelson goes to the other side of the house, Wilfred takes the opportunity to play a little.
So, I got another dog, and his name is Maynard. He is light colored here, but I made his coat darker later so I could tell him and Ancha apart on the sidebar!
Apparently, dinosaurs are a real threat to the dogs, because they are always dreaming about them.
Spooky Day approaches!
Ancha checks out the Spooky Day decorations.
Teresa's wedding day arrives, and while Thelma shows up, she spends the entire time cleaning up rotting leaf piles. They still hate each other.
Note the couple's hipster, trendy wedding attire.
Also note Alex's wonderfully tacky lightning bolt shirt.
And Gabriel's way-too-short shirt!
When it came time to cut the cake, Wilfred took off to go to work.
And left Teresa eating alone. Okay, that's kind of depressing.
Man. I still kind of wish she had married this guy.
Teresa spends the rest of the time at her wedding reception unclogging someone else's poop from the toilet. Hey, it's what she knows, remember?
When Wilfred returns from work, he makes up for his absence.
He asks her to get freaky with him in the fairy house, and she does! I didn't know your non-fairy Sims could go in there, but apparently they can - with another fairy.
After they're finished, Wilfred gets abducted. I was really worried because I have a mod that increases pregnancy chance after abduction and I did NOT want him to get pregnant!
Luckily, he doesn't. He just ends up with a lot of issues.
Ancha and Maynard make friends.
Rainbow during a rainstorm!
I love the little sculpture gnome in the background flexing his muscles.
Wilfred: Teresa, might I say you look spectactularly hot in your purple unitard??
Bathtime for Maynard! He keeps getting fleas.
And vomit time for Teresa! I guess that purple unitard helped create a baby!
Teresa: Why, oh WHY must my life revolve around broken toilets??
Feast Day arrives and the entire family brings over a deep fried dish. I'm not kidding, it was all deep fried maple bacon ice cream, and deep fried fish and deep fried everything!
Nelson: Teresa, guess what? I made all the toilets in the house unbreakable? You'll never have to deal with a clogged toilet again!
Teresa: Dad, you're the best!
It rained on Spooky Day again, and this was the only trick or treater. Pretty sad.
Nelson turns into an elder! Awww, I <3 Nelson, he's a doll.
Since Wilfred wants to be a professional athelete, I bought him a basketball hoop. As with everything of this type, the family is kind of obsessed with it.
Fall Festival picture spam. This game is SO PRETTY. I wish this picture did it justice.
Teresa ain't scared of no haunted house.
OMG, Thelma - what, the inside bathtub isn't good enough for you??
Seriously, WTF are you doing??
Aww, poor Nelson is all wrinkly and old now. :( :( And no, I did not pick this outfit for him, lol.
Yay for baby bumps!
And pumpkin carving! I didn't take a picture of the finished pumpkin but it's a kitty.
Ancha: Oh, you hate cats? I hate cats, too! Let's go make babies!
And so they did. I'd say they both look pretty satisfied.
The inconveniences of having a fairy husband - wings all up in your grill.
If you look closely, you can see the squirrel and chipmunk. They appear under large piles of leaves and they never, ever go away. The dogs think they're interesting.
Teresa tells Nelson about the incoming Talley.
Whenever Thelma reads a cookbook, she just stands outside and reads. Why doesn't she ever sit down?? There are loads of comfortable chairs!
It's kind of annoying, because Teresa can't advance at all in her career while she's pregnant. Oh, well, not long now!
Teresa: I'm really glad babies only drink bottles, because I am seriously incapable of cooking anything but waffles.
*Insert "fairy" joke here*
Ancha: I refuse to chase you until you stop acting the fool, Wilfred.
LEAVES. EVERYWHERE.
Maynard and his damned fleas. If you look in the white circle, you can see one.
Baby incoming! And no, that's not a pile of bloody goo at Teresa's feet, it's her clothes.
It's a boy and his name is Henry. If you look at the top right corner, you can see the larva. I end up hating Henry, but more on that later. :)
And also, puppies! I only keep one of them, Kia.
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWW X A BILLION.
And I shall leave you with the Talley household, ready for winter!!
Thanks for reading!