I am waiting/hoping for a phone call

[sukismeg]

I'm drunk and my hormones (damn fertility cycles) are CRAVING male attention, but i want someone to be with something like "the one" (no pressure) so I can let my needs out on some totally suspecting male who will in fact respect me not only the morning after my whorish behavior but foreverish .... I am ready to be "in" something serious but i have to be allowed to be a slut with in the confines of a relationship, which is HILARIOUS!!! If I could be I mean I want to be able to be flirtashously slutty and make it known in my publicly flirtatious behavior that i am with one person so i can flirt like hell with as many people as possible and have my "dude" lay claim to me and "make" me do what I want to do already. I mean sexually that would be ideal... but I am really sexual, and when I'm drunk ... like I am right now for seriousness but ooh how i have sex on the brain... I wanted to make a booty call tonight and failed (which is all for the best because I want more than that now..)

I love .... ellipses.... (and parenthetical asides.)

G4 is covering Blizzard con......... ugh ......... I want to sign back up damn them! I LOVE G4!!!! deep inside i am a tauren woman i hope that appeals because I think it might be as telling.... Oh damn I'm watching Chelsea Lately now and wow she's hilarious in a trashy pop iconic way...

SMURF IT!!!