Nice?!

Nov 14, 2006 18:01


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Saturday I put gum in nicole_dyria's hair (-12 points). In July I bought porn for butterfly34 (-10 points). In June I stole fiona_of_spain's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).

Overall, I've been nice (676 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
Sukikohana

Since when did all that mean nice??? Unless, I brought peace to Iraq and love and harmony (Like that could happen). I was signing that organ donor card purely to help others...and my organs are like 2nd to Jesus's.

Can't really justify that porn....but the purse...that was to turn in all those stolen goods....oh and the gum in the hair...hmm....excuse for her to get a hair cut ??? idk.
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