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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
Yesterday, I stopped arris138 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In November, I rescued infamousdemise from being sacrificed (-200 points). When the stars were right, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In August, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In July, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-1105 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
suki_dorei
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