Torchwood Dreams and Hair
Last night I had a nightmare about Torchwood. I dreamed that I switched on the BBC HD channel and there was season 3, episode 2! Where was episode 1?! I found myself surrounded by hundreds of brightly coloured TV guides, but there were so many and more kept falling down from the ceiling and I couldn't read them anyway because they were all written in gobbledygook.
Suddenly I somehow knew that the BBC hadn't shown episode 1 and I was mortified. 'What will this do to the ratings,' I cried!! Fretting and feeling tearful, I sat down on the big pile of TV guides and started watching episode 2. Ianto was injured and Jack was taking off his (Ianto's) shirt and kissing his neck. "Jack, it really hurts,' Ianto said. 'This looks good,' I said. But then, disaster!! Half naked Ianto suddenly turned and thwacked Jack across the face and stole his leather wrist-strap! Betrayal!!!! Oh noes!!!
A short while later I was hiding under a hospital bed from a deformed man who was stuck to the ceiling. I was then discovered by Gwen's sister who was only four foot tall and had a bob hair cut.
Now, would someone like to analyse all of that? ~g~
Also, I have New Hair. I've had it coloured with streaks of dark brown, copper and blonde, and it's been straightened. If I do say so myself, it looks fricking fantastic!
Suddenly I somehow knew that the BBC hadn't shown episode 1 and I was mortified. 'What will this do to the ratings,' I cried!! Fretting and feeling tearful, I sat down on the big pile of TV guides and started watching episode 2. Ianto was injured and Jack was taking off his (Ianto's) shirt and kissing his neck. "Jack, it really hurts,' Ianto said. 'This looks good,' I said. But then, disaster!! Half naked Ianto suddenly turned and thwacked Jack across the face and stole his leather wrist-strap! Betrayal!!!! Oh noes!!!
A short while later I was hiding under a hospital bed from a deformed man who was stuck to the ceiling. I was then discovered by Gwen's sister who was only four foot tall and had a bob hair cut.
Now, would someone like to analyse all of that? ~g~
Also, I have New Hair. I've had it coloured with streaks of dark brown, copper and blonde, and it's been straightened. If I do say so myself, it looks fricking fantastic!