Suju's messed up Cinderellla Story (Part 3/3)
Title:Suju's messed up Cinderella story (Part 3/3)
Rating:/PG-13 (some curse words)
Parining:Heechul/Siwon (invloves all members)
Genre: Crack
Summary: Cinderella is a classic fairytale beautifully written and full of magic. So what happens when two members of Super Junior are given the powers of narration of this beautiful fairytale. I'll tell you what...you get one messed up Cinderella story.
Masterlist
Part 1
Part 2
*****(Author note) Italicis= Narrator Zhou Mi bold= Narrator Henry*****
Cinderella ran through the castle garden passing through rows and rows of rose bushes.
As Cinderella ran she could hear the prince yelling for her to wait
Running down the stairs in a rush Cinderella ends up losing one of her glass slippers. She contemplates running back to get it but hearing the prices voice so close she runs away wearing only one shoe
Siwon runs down the chairs leaving behind a glass slipper.
You know Zhou Mi i've always wondered how comfortable that shoe could really be. I mean it's made out of glass, imagine in winter it would be really cold and in summer really hot on you foot
Well i suppose it's a good thing we didn't set this in summer or winter and what are you talking about don't pretend that you don't own a pair of glas--
Lalalalal...
I've seen it in the back of the closet-
Lalala can't hear you
Henry rolls his eyes.
Back to the story Cinderella has run away leaving only a glass slipper on one of the steps. Prince Charming comes across the steps and spots the glass slipper
Heechul walks down the steps and picks up the glass slipper that Siwon had dropped. His head flicks from side to side trying to find the owner of the slipper.
"She went that way and I use the term 'she' lightly"
Heechul turns in the direction that the voice seemed to come from. Amongst the elegant stone statues of angels and goddesses was a 'statue' that stood so out of place. Instead of a stone statue they were a live person dressed in a bright pink bikini. Heechul rolled his eyes and looked away.
"Just the slight of you makes me sick and you're supposed to be the queen."
Kyuhyun pouts before glaring at Heechul. One of his hands were placed against a cocked hip while the other was held up holding a bowl full of water. He was unable to move any part of his body because the so not awesome narrators of this story had made it that way.
"It's not my fault. I just decided that I would make a better King "
"So you tried to get rid of you competition through the excessive use of laxatives. ?"
"I was trying to be like you!"
Kyuhyun spat. An amused expression rose on Heechul face.
"And that was all you come up with. You don't know me at all"
Ahem. If you don't mind can we please try to stick to the script for the rest of the duration of this story
Ah Zhou Mi you can't blame them after all nowhere in the originally story did the queen end up in a bright pink bikini because she tried to kill the king.
True...I'm curious what would you have done if you were in Kyuhyuns position Heechul?
Heechul didn't even seem to think. A second after Zhou Mi had asked the question his mouth was opened ready with a reply.
No offense Heechul but I don't think anyone wants to hear your evil plans. I mean if you tell us now you might not be able to use that method later right? Good okay now let's just switch to Cinderella
The scene quickly changes to reveal Siwon dressed back again in rags inside his house.
The step mother and step sisters come back from the ball disappointed.
Cinderella quickly comes out to greet them and ask how the ball went. She was smart enough to know that she shouldn't let them know that she was actually there.
Cinderella walks towards her step family and takes their coats.
"Umm how was the ball?"
The step mother looks down her nose at Cinderella and says. 'Do not worry your sister completely won his heart over'. Which we and Cinderella all know is a lie but they don't know that Cinderella know it is a lie and not the truth. So they feel happy thinking that Cinderella believes the lie when in fact she knows it's a lie and..
ZhouMi enough rambling. We're supposed to be narrating a story not confusing the readers and ourselves
sorry
Shindong looks down his nose at Siwon.
"Don't worry your sister completely won his heart over"
"Yeah it's no surprise really I mean who could resist this perfect booty"
Eunhyuk starts shaking his butt as if to demonstrate how he 'won' over the princes heart.
"Na-uh I was the one who won him over with my beautiful face and complexion"
Donghae runs a hand over his face eyes sparkling.
"See who could resist this"
Eunhyuk glared at him.
"Are you kiding he called you a FISH!"
"And he called you a MONKEY"
"NO he didn't"
"Yes he did"
Eunhyuk and Donghae continue arguing leaving Siwon standing quite awkwardly.
"Well I'm going to be now, goodnight girls"
Eunhyuk and Donghae momentarily stop their arguing .
"Good night mother"
They continued to argue with each other as if the interruption never happened. Shindong retreats gracefully moving with surprising ease in the flowing dress.
Henry he does that too well do you think he's done it before? *gasp* Maybe he likes dressing up in female clothing. *gasp* Maybe he'll get the random urge to dress in a short black dress, put on a long brown wig and dance to all the single ladies
He seems to be taking notes from you
Yeah it does...Hey! I have extraordinary taste in fashion and clothes. That's it!
You could have fooled me...actually now that I think about it a lot of our members are like that
I don't like you anymore Henry. You're on the fashion worlds wanted list. CLOTHES ATTACK
Zhou Mi starts throwing clothes at Henry shouting 'take that' and 'Haha I got you'. Donghae and Eunhyuk are still arguing, while Cinderella has disappeared from the set.
"ENOUGH ALREADY"
Everyone stops what they're doing and starts looking around confused. Who just said that?
"I'm over here! Actually wait don't look for me!"
They all look to find kyuhyun the supposed Queen as a lamp holder. His cheeks are also as red as his bikini is hot pink. both is hands held above his head holding up a silver lamp shade that was flecked with soft pink stripes.
"Well there's something you don't see eveyday"
Donghae muttere under his breath. Everyone burst out Laughing at Kyuhyun who was glaring daggers at all of them, which in turn just made them laugh more. There was nothing threatening about Kyuhyun in this position. Eunhyuk tilted his head to the side taking in the sight that was Kyuhyun.
"I wonder what would happen if we turn on the light switch, Donghae"
"We're not that mean Eunhyuk"
"It's because of him that the prince chose that other person Donghae"
Evilly they both nod and turn on the light switch position on the wall beside Kyuhyun. Kyuhyun was powerless to do anything to stop them.
NO SUPER JUNIOR MEMBERS WERE HARMED DURING THIS STORY
Just their egos
Nothing happened. Donghae and Eunhyuk looked disappointed at each other, pouts tugging on their lips.
Plug it in, rule 101 of turning on appliances
Zhou Mi don't encourage them so easily
Oh relax. It was you who said 'no members were harmed'
You've been hanging around Heechul too much
Zhou Mi just smiles. Donghae and Eunhyuk turn the switch off and plug in the cord to the lamp, why they didn't notice it wasn't plugged into the socket in the first place is beyond comprehension. Kyuhyun was screaming threats at them the whole time.
"This is for taking the prince from us!"
Eunhyuk yelled poised at the power outlet.
"And for trying to kill our sweet Sungmin King"
Donghae chimmed in fingers paused just above the switch.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Kyuhyun screamed as they flipped the switch.
...
...
Nothing happens.
"Why isn't it working Donghae?"
Donghae bend down to look at a tag attached to the cord that was attached to Kyuhyun.
"SM Props~ electric switch cord~ for decoration purposes only"
Kyuhyun let out a sigh of relief happy with the lack of electric current flowing through him. Donghae and Eunhyuk huffed at the same time sharing a disappointed glace which was immediately replaced with determination.
"I will get the prince, Donghae"
"Yes Eunhyuk this unresolved revenge will have to wait for now"
"I'll make him fall for my beautiful and perfect butt"
"I'll make him fall for my perfect and gorgeous face"
Roses appear and sparkles sparkle as they chat happily.
They still don't get it. They have no chance in dress heaven to get the prince to fall them
They're very special, let's just leave them be. now let's continue on with the story
Sounds like a plan *Ahem* Meanwhile at the palace the prince, King and...Queen were in a deep conversation. Now Queen you better behave yourself
Colours swirl as the set changes to that of the palace.
Now for the safety of the King and so we don't have a repeat assassination attempt on the Kings life. The Queen has to hold this pole up and must not come any closer to the King then the length of the pole or da da da~ dire consequences"
A heavy wooden pole appears in Kyuhyuns arms who saggs under the weight. Heechul was sitting down on a red velvet chair obviously enjoying his status. Sungmin was standing up pouting at Kyuhyun who's hot pink bikini stood out like a neon sign on a dark night.
Ooh good description Henry
Why thank you Zhou Mi
"Kyuhyun"
Kyuhyun winced at the sound of Sungmin shouting his name. Sungmins face turned red everyone was still waiting in anticipation of what Sungmin would say.
This is going to be good Henry
Kyuhyun looked like he was trying to make himself as small as possible. Sungmin looked like he was going to explode. Evil little Sungmin spirits were swarming around him.
"Kyuhyun"
Sungmins tone was dark and cold. Kyuhyun was trembling. Heechul looked around amused while Henry and Zhou Mi listened on intently.
"I always told you you'd look good in pink"
Sungmin smiled sweetly., the evil aura around him gone. Kyuhyun was looking up at the cute smiling King in disbelief. Heechul rolled his eyes uninterested in the turn of events. Henry and Zhou Mi nearly fell out of their narrator enclosure in disbelief.
I was not expecting thatHenry
It's kind of scary that he can change so quickly. I think he's been hanging around with Heechul too much
Heechul could never look like that cute, i mean Sungmin is considered the aegyo king
Sungmin lept over the wooden pole Kyuhyun was holding and started fussing over him, smothering him. There was a large BANG as someone walked into the room unannounced. Sungmin stopped smothering Kyuhyun to watch this stranger warily. They had a flashing red light on top of their head their clothes were the same colour, a bright firely red. They stopped in the middle of the room standing still.
Who's that Henry?
I don't know Zhou Mi. Did you invite this crazy person accidently?
of course I...
Zhou Mi trails off a thoughtful expression on his face. Sungmin is squeezing Kyuhyun tightly their cheeks pressed together as they surveyed the stranger. They opened their mouth and let out a loud wail like a siren. Sungmin and Kyuhyun jumped back looking alarmed. Heechul looked like he was planning ways to silence the loudly wailing stranger standing in the centre of the room.
"The queen has violated the restraining order pulling the king inside the wooden pole. Therefore she shall be punished!"
Kyuhyuns eyes widened.
"What! No! No that wasn't me...The king...Sungmin...he"
Sungmin was whistling as he backed away slowly pretending not to know anything
Oh that's right, Henry that's the restraining officer thingy
The red dressed officer pulled out a notepad from one of the pockects.
"Violating the agreed distance.."
The officer muttered writing down on his notepad.
"What! no...I...Sungmin i'll kill you if you don't get back here"
"Threatening to kill the king...you for know that is genocide"
The officer turned his cold eyes towards Kyuhyun who was looking even more flustered
"What...no...I...Sungmin"
Heechul stood up making such a big motion of it that all eyes were drawn to the prince.
"You're all so annoying"
He marches up to the red dressed officer who looks up at him both attentive and worried.
"All of this is because Kyuhyun made an attemps on the Kings, so you think that he hates him"
It wasn't a question. It was a statement. Heechul wasn't going to allow anyone to question his theores. The officer nodded eyes watching Heechul warily trying to work out what was going on.
"So that means that if I can prove that Kyuhyun doesn't hate him you'll go away"
Once again it was stated matter o-factly. Everyone looked around confused especially Kyuhyun who alternated from almost glaring at Heechul to staring at him in awe and wonder. The officer nodded again looking at Heechul suspiciously. Heechul flicks his hair, holds out his hand and smirks his signature smirk.
i don't like the look of this Henry
Should we stop them Zhou Mi?
Let's just see what happens
"Sungmin"
Heechul calls making Sungmin freeze from where he was trying to sneak away. Heechul raised his eyebrow expecantly and Sungmin hesitantly almost relucantly makes his way over.
"Sungmin do you trust me"
"Say no"
The officer whispers causing Heechul to glare at him which makes him back aaway. The king looks at the prince wairly but nodds his head. Heechul holds both his hands out making aure that all the attention is on him
"You all better be ready because I'm only going to do this once"A mischeviouse grin plays on his lips" Or maybe twice"
Heechul faces Sungmin who looks at him in slight fear.
Aww Sungmin looks so cute like that, big eyes and everything/i>
A back drop of roses appears behind Heechul and Sungmin courtesy of Zhou Mi. Henry just sighs.
We're not supposed to encourage this behavior Zhou mi
Oh live a little Henry, now Shh it's getting to the good part
Henry rolls his eyes. It all happened so quick Heechul reaches out to Sungmin and the next second his lips are against Sungmins whose eyes are wide with shock. Sparkles glitter in the air making it look like a Shoju manga, once again courtesy of Zhou Mi. The officers eyes are wide, both narrators are stunned into silence and Kyuhyun is red in the face and glaring at the two of them. The kiss lasts for a whole minuet before Heechul pulls away licking his lips in the process. Sungmin falls to his knees face burning red.
"Heechul!!!"
Kyuhyuns body is trembling. A fire blazes behind him.
"Sungmin is mine! How dare you kiss him!!!!"
"Oh really now. Well I kissed him so now he is mine"
Heechul sticks his tongue out at Kyuhyun and the fire increases. Heechul kneels next to Sungmin and pulls his head up with but a mere finger. He leans closer to Sungmin ans whispers something in his ear. Sungmins eyes widen like saucers and seem to sparkle.
"Get you hands away from my SUNGMIN!!"
Kyuhyun throws his hands out sending a fireball in their direction. The fireball hits a clear shield and is completely disintergrated.
Sorry Kyuhyun we can't let you kill off the Prince Charming he is an important character
Alright i'm ending this now. Has anyone realised that it looks like we're promoting incest?!
But they're not related. Oww why did you hit me?
they are the king and prince in this story. Therefore this stops now. Heechul has proved that Kyuhyun loves Sungmin...
"What no i don't!"
Kyuhyun exclaims.
You just tried to barbeque Heechul
Kyuhyun you still need to be punished. Because you love Sungmin for the remainder of the story you will piggy back the king everywhere. now someone start reading the script or i will hurt someone
Heechul has a huge smirk on his face. Sungmin looks dazed and Kyuhyun still looks furious. somewhere during all the commotion the red dressed officer with the flashing light on his head had disappeared
Henry you're scary
Henry points his finger at Zhou Mi.
You...you...This is as much your fault as Kyuhyuns. Stop helping them
Why are so mean...Oh i see you love Heechul and are jealous that he kissed Sungmin
Did you hit your head on something? Now script everyone!
Oh Henry...look what i've got~
Zhou Mi sang in a sing song voice. In his hand he has a luscious chocolate cake.
We need....CAKE!
Henry grabs the cake before Zhou Mi can even let out another breath.
Now while Henry is busy devouring the chocolate cake, how about we continue with the story hmm. the King, queen and prince are in a deep conversation about the mysterious woman that the prince had danced with. Don't forget that you have to piggy back the king Kyuhyun.
"What?! I thought we settled that already"
Kyuhyun exclaimed. Heechul rolled his eyes and pointed his finger at Kyuhyun.
"Yah the only thing we settled was that you're in love with Sungmin"
"AM NOT!"
Sungmin put his head down and his shoulders sagged.
"You don't like me Kyu?"
"Of course I don't I-"
Sungmins lips started to tremble. kyuhyun cut off mid-sentence astounded by Sungmins reaction. Heechul had this smirk on his face that said 'you're going to get it'. Henry was halfway through devouring his cake and Zhou mi was eating popcorn watching intently on the scene playing out.
"You really don't love me?"
Sungmin asked looking up with the biggest puppy bog eyes ever.
Kyuhyun sighed.
"No I don't"
Sungmin put his head down for just a second before looking back up eyes back to normal. Sungmin shuffled over to Heechul who was leaned back against the bar with a drink in his hand.
I don't remember putting that bar there or anywhere. this is supposed to be a 'g' rated story, there better not be any alcohol in that !
Heechul rolled his eyes.
"If it makes you feeling better I could say that it's 'fruit juice' "
Heechusl attention was taken away by Sungmin standing directly in front of him. Heechul smirked. Sungmin blushed and the fan girls screamed (how the hell did they get here?)
Why is Heechul smirking? What is causing Sungmin to blush? And how did the fan girls get here? Stay tuned with us next week to find out the answer to all these questions? Ooh I can't that long just continue and pretend i never said anything
"Umm Heechul..."
"There should be a Hyung in there somewhere"
Sungmin turned another shade of red.
"Ah...Heechul Hyung...could you...umm...s-show me that...umm kiss thing again?"
Kyuhyun yelled out in protest. Heechul was stunned for a split second before smirking in a victorious way.
I so did not expect that to happen. whatever happened to cute and loveable Sungmin
Heechul started up at Sungmin.
"I don't appreciate being used but I did say I would kiss you twice"
Instead of leaning forward Heechul pulled Sungmin towards him and claimed his mouth. Sparks of glittering roses fall down upon them. Heechul is practically devouring Sungmins soft pinks lips. Kyuhyun became red in the face glaring daggers at Heechul which bounced off the invisible force field.
Ahh that cake was yummy. so what did I miss...Oh my gosh! Is that Heechul!?!
Uh-huh
And Sungmin?!
Yup
Heechul pulls away his tongue sliding from between Sungmins parted lips. Sungmin is stunned in silence, his face as red as a tomato. Heechul smirked while tracing his tongue against his lips.
"You taste devine"
Heechul says winking seductively at Sungmin who blushes even further. An inferno is raging around Kyuhyun.
"I told you he's mine! Back off!!"
Kyuhyuns skin turns green. He grows large in size and gains bulging muscles and starts throwing random objects like buildings that seem to appear out of nowhere.
"Kyuhyun MAD!!"
Zhou Mi enough playing around we do have a deadline you know
Sorry Henry
Everything returns back to its original state before Kyuhyuns 'hulk'-like-rampage. Unfortunatly Kyuhyun was still stuck in the hot pink bikini.
I'll be the one to narrate from now on, you always seem to let the characters go off on a tangent
But i don't want to *Pout*
I have a pretty dress for you if you do
Okay! I'll be good
Henry hands over a purple sequence dress that just screams out Halloween and Zhou Mi gladly takes it smiling from ear to ear.
Okay, sorry about those interruptions ladies and gentlemen. Now back to where we were. The prince explains to the King and queen that he will find his princess through the use of the glass slipper that was left by the princess
The bar that Heechul had been leaning against disappear. The king and queen are zapped into the royal chairs decorated in gold for the king and pink for the queen.
"I will find my princess through the use of that shoe"
Heechul oh so drastically points out to the glass slipper that was sitting on a plush red pillow under a ray of golden light, a choir singing in the back ground. Heechul drastically flicks his hair.
"I will search all the maidens until I find my princess"
"Well he sure is committed"
Kyuhyun grumbles under his breath. Sungmins eyes are sparkling.
"I think it's sweet that the prince will face endless perils just to find his princess"
"You enjoyed that kiss didn't you?"
Don't answer that Sungmin. kyuhyun you are forbidden to ask about the kiss and Sungmin stop being so innocent. Why are you so cute...I mean. Ahem. The king agrees to the prince using the glass slipper as a way to find his princess
Kyuhyun elbowed Sungmin dragging him out of this thoughts.
"What?Oh sorry"
Sungmin smiles sheepishly before straightening up.
"I understand Charming. I will arrange for someone to escort you while you're looking for her. I hope you find her. Advisor"
Sungmin claps his hands and in scurried a royal dressed person in a white suit with golden thread stitched design. He bowed in front of them.
"You called you majesty?"
Sungmin looks every bit as royal as a real king.
"Yes you are to arrange for someone to escort the prince in his search of the young lady that he wishes to spend the rest of his life with"
"Of course your magesty"
Wow it's almost like Sungmin was born to do that
Maybe he was a king in his past life
The royal advisor exists the room and Sungmin relaxes. Kyuhyun is staring at him openly.
"What do I have something on my face?"
Sungmin asks touching his face softly.
"No it's just...that was amazing"
Sungmins eye twinkle as he smiles widely at Kyuhyun.
"Really Kyu?"
"Get a room" Heechul jokingly calls.
Well that wasn't so bad. I'm suprised that part of the story went actually well
You're going to jinx it Henry
Maybe anyway it's you turn Zhou Mi
Ooh yay my turn. Just as the king said the prince was escourted by a royal shoe fitter and chaperone that took him to every maidens house to see if the glass slipper fit. It wasn't long before the news reached every household including Cinderellas
"Just wait mother when the prince comes the shoe will fit on me"
Eunhyuk says winking at Shindong.
"Nah uh the shoe will fit on me Eunhyuk!"
"You wish Donghae! No one can resist this booty"
"You butt has nothing to do with it but your shoe lifts do!"
Eunhyuk tackles Donghae to the ground. Shindong just sighs and leaves the room.
"You ass you said you wouldn't tell anyone"
Inside the Kitchen Cinderella is sweeping the floor singing to herself. The stepmother walked in and stopped upon recognising the song she was singing.
The step mother realised that Cinderella was the one the prince was looking for. Through the window she saw the princes carriage approaching and tricked Cinderella into a room before locking her inside. The step mother went around getting her daughters ready and prepared for when the prince arrived. There girls were dressed in beautiful summer dresses Eunhyuk in a stripped silver sparkle dress and Donghae in a white dress with blue flowers in different shapes and sizes
Donghae twirled in his dress flowing around him.
"Look this dress is perfect Eunhyuk, it brings out my beautiful complexion. One look at my face and the prince won't even care about the stupid shoe"
"Oh please Donghae the prince will fall for me and my precious booty. After all he called you a fish"
"Yeah and he called you a monkey!"
Donghae and Eunhyuk start arguing. Shindong sits on a chair nearby eating popcorn while watching the whole argument with glowing eyes.
Meanwhile Cinderella is banging on the door trying to get out. He-er-she? Conderella couldn't believe that her step mother had locked her in the room. The sound of the princes carriage drew closer.
Cinderella slumped gracefully to the floor sobbing. How could her stepmother be so cruel, hiding her away from her true love. Hearing her cries a little mouse came to help
Siwon slumps to the ground attempting to be graceful and supprising pulling it off. Siwon starts to sob his acting is so real that the narrators are startign to get teary.
Hey where is the mouse?
Uh Henry I think we have a problem
Zhou Mi holds up an empty cage. Inside a small peice of paper with small tiny words. Zhou Mi reads them out loud with the use of a spy glass.
Plans to...rule the..-wo-world. plans to rule the world. I heard him talking about it but I never thought he was serious
I told you we should've gotten Pinky instead of the Brain. Now we have no mouse ...wait what am i talking about. Oh Kyuhyun~
Henry calls in a singsong voice. Kyuhyun attempts to duck under a conveniently placed couch but Henry with all his narrator powers catches him.
You Kyuhyun will be our mouse. Fairy godmother! Do your thing
Hangeng walks in wearing his pink sparkles and waves her wand. Bright pink sparkled swirl around Kyuhyun before a flash of baby pink clouds. The clouds fade revealing a small little white mouse.
"Nooo I'm melting. MELTING!!"
*sigh* You're not melting Kyuhyun
BANG. The door to the narrators enclosure bursts opened.
What the?
Kangin stands in front of the two narrators with an evil glare on his face.
"HEEEEERE'S KANGIN!!!"
Oh no it's Kangin
"I'll teach you to cut me out of the story"
Zhou Mi cowered under a pile of clothes. Henry looked scared for a second but then...he had an idea. Henry had a geneuis idea.
Oh Kangin~
Henry called in a singsong voice. Kangin swired around looking like he wanted to kill. Henry pulled out a long pink sparkly want from his pocket. Kangin eyes widened.
Henry why do you have the fairy godmothers wand?
Don't look at me like that I was planning on giving it back! Now Kangin prepare to meet your maker. Shacacon Shacacon, shak, shack. BOOM
what happened to abracadabra and bibitty boo
This is black magic, now look
In the spot where an angry Kangin had just been standing was a very annoyed looking white mouse.
You turned Kangin into a mouse. What an ingenious idea. I want to try
Zhou Mi steals the wand out of Henry hand and zaps Kangin. a blue dress appears on the small mouse. ZAP. Blue short shorts and a bright yellow bikini top. ZAP. An orange wing with a bright red pleated skirt and red and white top.
Hmm that wasn't what I wanted *pout*
He looks like a sailor scout. Arg what am I saying we're supposed to continue the story. Good news Kyuhyun you have a mouse friend and it is Kangin. YAY
"You..look..hideous"
Kyuhyun says between laughs. Kangin glares daggers at him, which bounce off a mystical shield.
"I hate you all"
right now that we have everyone we can continue. Cinderella is sobbing because her evil step mother had locked her in this room. Her two little mice friends came to the rescue 'what's the matter Cinderella' they ask
"What's the matter Cinderella?"
"My step mother has imprisoned me in here and my prince is out there. I need to get out of here to prove that it is me that danced with him not my sisters. Please my little mice friends, plase help me"
I don't remember her saying that in the real story
Zhou Mi a lot of this story didn't happen. It's like someone was bored one day and just decided that she would take a well loved fairy tale and mess it up by replacing the characters with us
I greatly question our sanity Henry
As do I. The mouse moved by Cinderellas story decide to help, they crawl there way making their way to the step mother
Meanwhile downstairs the girls are chatting excitedly. There is a knock on the door making them squeal in delight.
Shindong opened the door. A handsome man who was not the prince is conversing with someone unseen. Noticing that the door is opened he smiles quickly covering his smile with his arm.
"Ah may i present the almighty Prince Charming"
Kibum moves to the side letting Heechul walk in. A light shined down on the prince and rose petals fell from the sky.
"All hail Kim Heechul. Milky white skinned Kim Heechul. We love you Kim Heechul"
The fan girls chanted.
Wait fan girls?! I thought we got rid of them
*sigh* Apparently not. Fan girls and boys...it's time for you to go *waves wand making fans dissaper*
That's better now Kibum if you wouldn't mind
Having all the attention on him Kibum smiles shyly arm coming up to cover his smile before he recovers.
"Right. Prince charming has come here in search of his princess who dropped this glass slipper at the ball"
Kibum holds up the red velvet pillow holding the huge glass slipper.
"Wow those are huge"
Eunhyuk says as he stared at the slippers with beady eyes.
"Well you know what they say about men with big feet"
"Cinderella is a girl Donghae!"
"Not OUR Cinderella Eunhyuk"
Silence.
...I would be more worried at the fact that others have worn that same shoe. No hygiene whatsoever
Trust you to comment about that instead of the size of the shoe and Siwons-AHEM. Anyway let's just continue
Kibum makes a move forward towards the step sisters holding the glass slipper carefully.
"Ah my slipper you found it my darling prince"
Eunhyuk flutters his eyelashes at Heechul who just sighs like he's in pain. Donghae elbows Eunhyuk painfully in the rib.
"You mean my glass slipper dear sister"
The two step sister glare at each other. Kibum steps forward and indicates towards Eunhyuk.
"If you would sit please dear maiden"
Eunhyuk sits down as Kibum goes down on a knee with a hesitant look on his face. He holds out the slipper and Eunhyuk slips his feet in. The slipper dangles off of Eunhyuks toes being too big.
"What did you do to it it fit perfectly last night!"
"Thats because it's mine!"
Donghae snatches the slipper off Eunhyuk and slips it on his foot. It clutches Donghae foot looking almost like a perfect fit before slipping off as well.
Maybe we should mention that were not trying to indicate anything about Donghae and Eunhyuks umm...'shoe size'
That doesnt matter. While the two step sister where fightining over the shoe trying to prove that it did indeed belong to them. The two white mice had managed to get into the step mothers pocket, steal the key and taking it to Cinderella who was unlocking herself out of the room
"ENOUGH!"
Heechul yelled. Everyone froze in their positions. Donghae with one hand around the glass slipper the other holding Eunhyuk back by the hair. Eunhyuk had his hand also wrapped around the slipper the other hand pressing against Donghae face. Kibum looked around flustered not knowing what to do while Shindong was attempting to pull them apart.
"If there is no other maiden here we shall take our leave. Kibum we leave now"
Kibum yanked the slipper out of the step sister hands and was following the prince out of the door.
"Mother stop them. that should be my crown I have the perfect ass for it!!"
"You mean you are an ass!!"
"You grace wait!."
Cinderella came running down the stairs, her soft voice making Kibum and the price turn.
"Oh please your grace wait"
The prince turns to the step mother.
"You said this fish and monkey were the only 'maidens' here"
Kibum walked over to the ecstatic Cinderella.
The step mother not wanting Cinderella to take the crown tripped Kibum sending the shoe flying before smashing against the floor into tiny pieces. The step sister didn't even attempt to hide their evil grins. Why should Cinderella have what they thought was rightfully theirs
"i'm sorry your grace"
Kibum bows down deeply in front of the prince. That slipper was the only way that they were going to find the princes one and only love. Heechul walks over to Cinderella placing a hand softly against her cheek and says
"I'm sorry fair maiden but that was the only clue as to my true love. Farewell"
Siwon grabs Heechuls hand batting his eyelashes.
"But your grace i have the pair right here"
Siwon pulls out the other glass slipper. Wasting no time Heechul bends and sure enough Siwon foot fit perfectly into the huge glass slipper. The step sister screamed in outrage. How could Cinderella be the one to get the prince!
"You're my princess"
Heechul smiles an enchanting smile.
And then they kiss while the prince carries Cinderella out to the carriage
"Are you serious! How am I supposed to carry him!"
Heechul glares at Zhou Mi who cowers under an orange dress.
It's in the script
"Half of this story wasn't in the script! I won't carry him but I will kiss him"
Siwon waves his hands in front of him.
"NO Kiss nesseccar-Mrph"
Heechul places a quick slightly devouring kiss on Siwon lip.
"Now Siwon- I mean Cinderella carry me"
Heechul jumps up Siwon catching him in his arms. Shrugging Cinderella walks out of the house carrying her prince in her arms as the royal shoe fitter scurried behind them.
A huge wedding was held with all in the land invited to attend. Cinderella became a princess and along with the Prince they lived happy forever after. The step mother and sisters were stuck living the rest of their days think back on how that one day had changed all of their lives
I can't believe this is the end. How about we get everyone back here to bow
Sungmin dressed in a royal red suit appears with a ute smile on his face. Kyuhyun is perched on Sungmins hand still in his mouse form wearing a hot pink bikini. Yesung the turtle is creepying slowly across the ground on his back Ryeowook the white bunny. Kibum the royal shoe fitter in his white suit stands next to Sungmin. Kangin still as a mouse with the orange wing and orange sailor moon outfit is sitting gruply on Kibums shoulder. Shindong in is purple dress stands in between Donghae in a blue summer dress and Eunhyuk in a silver dress. Hangeng the fairy godmother sparkles brightly just on the other side of them. Heechul stands in a royal blue and white suit his arms around Siwon who was wearing a puffed out off the shoulder wedding dress( a slightly disturbing slight).
Then of course there is us, you loving narrators
"Wait a minuet! Where is Leeteuk!"
"Hey Kangin is right!"
"I haven't seen Leeteuk at all"
"Did he not come Donghae?"
"How would I know Eunhyuk?"
What are you talking about Leeteuk was mentioned
"Nah-uh Leeteuk was never mentioned once"
Zhou Mi flicks through the pages
Hey they're right Leeteuk wasn't in here
"Is he okay?"
Sungmin asks a worried smile coming on his lips. Heechul sighs and walks off leaving everyone dumbfounded, only to come back with the royal advisor dressed in the white suit with golden trim.
"Why is he here?"
Heechul waves a hand over the advisor who then takes the form of the red officer man, the clock pointer, the random person asking for the King, the messenger who delivered the new about the ball right at the beginning of the story, finally to the face of the much loved Leader of Super junior.
"Leeteuk was here this whole time"
Heechul stated.
Well I'll be a monkeys Uncle. How did he figure that out?
Simple. He's Kim Heechul. Well that's the end of our story folks
We hoped you enjoyed it ^.^. Stayed tunned next week for our taken on Snow white and the seven dwarfs
THE END
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Rating:/PG-13 (some curse words)
Parining:Heechul/Siwon (invloves all members)
Genre: Crack
Summary: Cinderella is a classic fairytale beautifully written and full of magic. So what happens when two members of Super Junior are given the powers of narration of this beautiful fairytale. I'll tell you what...you get one messed up Cinderella story.
Masterlist
Part 1
Part 2
*****(Author note) Italicis= Narrator Zhou Mi bold= Narrator Henry*****
Cinderella ran through the castle garden passing through rows and rows of rose bushes.
As Cinderella ran she could hear the prince yelling for her to wait
Running down the stairs in a rush Cinderella ends up losing one of her glass slippers. She contemplates running back to get it but hearing the prices voice so close she runs away wearing only one shoe
Siwon runs down the chairs leaving behind a glass slipper.
You know Zhou Mi i've always wondered how comfortable that shoe could really be. I mean it's made out of glass, imagine in winter it would be really cold and in summer really hot on you foot
Well i suppose it's a good thing we didn't set this in summer or winter and what are you talking about don't pretend that you don't own a pair of glas--
Lalalalal...
I've seen it in the back of the closet-
Lalala can't hear you
Henry rolls his eyes.
Back to the story Cinderella has run away leaving only a glass slipper on one of the steps. Prince Charming comes across the steps and spots the glass slipper
Heechul walks down the steps and picks up the glass slipper that Siwon had dropped. His head flicks from side to side trying to find the owner of the slipper.
"She went that way and I use the term 'she' lightly"
Heechul turns in the direction that the voice seemed to come from. Amongst the elegant stone statues of angels and goddesses was a 'statue' that stood so out of place. Instead of a stone statue they were a live person dressed in a bright pink bikini. Heechul rolled his eyes and looked away.
"Just the slight of you makes me sick and you're supposed to be the queen."
Kyuhyun pouts before glaring at Heechul. One of his hands were placed against a cocked hip while the other was held up holding a bowl full of water. He was unable to move any part of his body because the so not awesome narrators of this story had made it that way.
"It's not my fault. I just decided that I would make a better King "
"So you tried to get rid of you competition through the excessive use of laxatives. ?"
"I was trying to be like you!"
Kyuhyun spat. An amused expression rose on Heechul face.
"And that was all you come up with. You don't know me at all"
Ahem. If you don't mind can we please try to stick to the script for the rest of the duration of this story
Ah Zhou Mi you can't blame them after all nowhere in the originally story did the queen end up in a bright pink bikini because she tried to kill the king.
True...I'm curious what would you have done if you were in Kyuhyuns position Heechul?
Heechul didn't even seem to think. A second after Zhou Mi had asked the question his mouth was opened ready with a reply.
No offense Heechul but I don't think anyone wants to hear your evil plans. I mean if you tell us now you might not be able to use that method later right? Good okay now let's just switch to Cinderella
The scene quickly changes to reveal Siwon dressed back again in rags inside his house.
The step mother and step sisters come back from the ball disappointed.
Cinderella quickly comes out to greet them and ask how the ball went. She was smart enough to know that she shouldn't let them know that she was actually there.
Cinderella walks towards her step family and takes their coats.
"Umm how was the ball?"
The step mother looks down her nose at Cinderella and says. 'Do not worry your sister completely won his heart over'. Which we and Cinderella all know is a lie but they don't know that Cinderella know it is a lie and not the truth. So they feel happy thinking that Cinderella believes the lie when in fact she knows it's a lie and..
ZhouMi enough rambling. We're supposed to be narrating a story not confusing the readers and ourselves
sorry
Shindong looks down his nose at Siwon.
"Don't worry your sister completely won his heart over"
"Yeah it's no surprise really I mean who could resist this perfect booty"
Eunhyuk starts shaking his butt as if to demonstrate how he 'won' over the princes heart.
"Na-uh I was the one who won him over with my beautiful face and complexion"
Donghae runs a hand over his face eyes sparkling.
"See who could resist this"
Eunhyuk glared at him.
"Are you kiding he called you a FISH!"
"And he called you a MONKEY"
"NO he didn't"
"Yes he did"
Eunhyuk and Donghae continue arguing leaving Siwon standing quite awkwardly.
"Well I'm going to be now, goodnight girls"
Eunhyuk and Donghae momentarily stop their arguing .
"Good night mother"
They continued to argue with each other as if the interruption never happened. Shindong retreats gracefully moving with surprising ease in the flowing dress.
Henry he does that too well do you think he's done it before? *gasp* Maybe he likes dressing up in female clothing. *gasp* Maybe he'll get the random urge to dress in a short black dress, put on a long brown wig and dance to all the single ladies
He seems to be taking notes from you
Yeah it does...Hey! I have extraordinary taste in fashion and clothes. That's it!
You could have fooled me...actually now that I think about it a lot of our members are like that
I don't like you anymore Henry. You're on the fashion worlds wanted list. CLOTHES ATTACK
Zhou Mi starts throwing clothes at Henry shouting 'take that' and 'Haha I got you'. Donghae and Eunhyuk are still arguing, while Cinderella has disappeared from the set.
"ENOUGH ALREADY"
Everyone stops what they're doing and starts looking around confused. Who just said that?
"I'm over here! Actually wait don't look for me!"
They all look to find kyuhyun the supposed Queen as a lamp holder. His cheeks are also as red as his bikini is hot pink. both is hands held above his head holding up a silver lamp shade that was flecked with soft pink stripes.
"Well there's something you don't see eveyday"
Donghae muttere under his breath. Everyone burst out Laughing at Kyuhyun who was glaring daggers at all of them, which in turn just made them laugh more. There was nothing threatening about Kyuhyun in this position. Eunhyuk tilted his head to the side taking in the sight that was Kyuhyun.
"I wonder what would happen if we turn on the light switch, Donghae"
"We're not that mean Eunhyuk"
"It's because of him that the prince chose that other person Donghae"
Evilly they both nod and turn on the light switch position on the wall beside Kyuhyun. Kyuhyun was powerless to do anything to stop them.
NO SUPER JUNIOR MEMBERS WERE HARMED DURING THIS STORY
Just their egos
Nothing happened. Donghae and Eunhyuk looked disappointed at each other, pouts tugging on their lips.
Plug it in, rule 101 of turning on appliances
Zhou Mi don't encourage them so easily
Oh relax. It was you who said 'no members were harmed'
You've been hanging around Heechul too much
Zhou Mi just smiles. Donghae and Eunhyuk turn the switch off and plug in the cord to the lamp, why they didn't notice it wasn't plugged into the socket in the first place is beyond comprehension. Kyuhyun was screaming threats at them the whole time.
"This is for taking the prince from us!"
Eunhyuk yelled poised at the power outlet.
"And for trying to kill our sweet Sungmin King"
Donghae chimmed in fingers paused just above the switch.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Kyuhyun screamed as they flipped the switch.
...
...
Nothing happens.
"Why isn't it working Donghae?"
Donghae bend down to look at a tag attached to the cord that was attached to Kyuhyun.
"SM Props~ electric switch cord~ for decoration purposes only"
Kyuhyun let out a sigh of relief happy with the lack of electric current flowing through him. Donghae and Eunhyuk huffed at the same time sharing a disappointed glace which was immediately replaced with determination.
"I will get the prince, Donghae"
"Yes Eunhyuk this unresolved revenge will have to wait for now"
"I'll make him fall for my beautiful and perfect butt"
"I'll make him fall for my perfect and gorgeous face"
Roses appear and sparkles sparkle as they chat happily.
They still don't get it. They have no chance in dress heaven to get the prince to fall them
They're very special, let's just leave them be. now let's continue on with the story
Sounds like a plan *Ahem* Meanwhile at the palace the prince, King and...Queen were in a deep conversation. Now Queen you better behave yourself
Colours swirl as the set changes to that of the palace.
Now for the safety of the King and so we don't have a repeat assassination attempt on the Kings life. The Queen has to hold this pole up and must not come any closer to the King then the length of the pole or da da da~ dire consequences"
A heavy wooden pole appears in Kyuhyuns arms who saggs under the weight. Heechul was sitting down on a red velvet chair obviously enjoying his status. Sungmin was standing up pouting at Kyuhyun who's hot pink bikini stood out like a neon sign on a dark night.
Ooh good description Henry
Why thank you Zhou Mi
"Kyuhyun"
Kyuhyun winced at the sound of Sungmin shouting his name. Sungmins face turned red everyone was still waiting in anticipation of what Sungmin would say.
This is going to be good Henry
Kyuhyun looked like he was trying to make himself as small as possible. Sungmin looked like he was going to explode. Evil little Sungmin spirits were swarming around him.
"Kyuhyun"
Sungmins tone was dark and cold. Kyuhyun was trembling. Heechul looked around amused while Henry and Zhou Mi listened on intently.
"I always told you you'd look good in pink"
Sungmin smiled sweetly., the evil aura around him gone. Kyuhyun was looking up at the cute smiling King in disbelief. Heechul rolled his eyes uninterested in the turn of events. Henry and Zhou Mi nearly fell out of their narrator enclosure in disbelief.
I was not expecting thatHenry
It's kind of scary that he can change so quickly. I think he's been hanging around with Heechul too much
Heechul could never look like that cute, i mean Sungmin is considered the aegyo king
Sungmin lept over the wooden pole Kyuhyun was holding and started fussing over him, smothering him. There was a large BANG as someone walked into the room unannounced. Sungmin stopped smothering Kyuhyun to watch this stranger warily. They had a flashing red light on top of their head their clothes were the same colour, a bright firely red. They stopped in the middle of the room standing still.
Who's that Henry?
I don't know Zhou Mi. Did you invite this crazy person accidently?
of course I...
Zhou Mi trails off a thoughtful expression on his face. Sungmin is squeezing Kyuhyun tightly their cheeks pressed together as they surveyed the stranger. They opened their mouth and let out a loud wail like a siren. Sungmin and Kyuhyun jumped back looking alarmed. Heechul looked like he was planning ways to silence the loudly wailing stranger standing in the centre of the room.
"The queen has violated the restraining order pulling the king inside the wooden pole. Therefore she shall be punished!"
Kyuhyuns eyes widened.
"What! No! No that wasn't me...The king...Sungmin...he"
Sungmin was whistling as he backed away slowly pretending not to know anything
Oh that's right, Henry that's the restraining officer thingy
The red dressed officer pulled out a notepad from one of the pockects.
"Violating the agreed distance.."
The officer muttered writing down on his notepad.
"What! no...I...Sungmin i'll kill you if you don't get back here"
"Threatening to kill the king...you for know that is genocide"
The officer turned his cold eyes towards Kyuhyun who was looking even more flustered
"What...no...I...Sungmin"
Heechul stood up making such a big motion of it that all eyes were drawn to the prince.
"You're all so annoying"
He marches up to the red dressed officer who looks up at him both attentive and worried.
"All of this is because Kyuhyun made an attemps on the Kings, so you think that he hates him"
It wasn't a question. It was a statement. Heechul wasn't going to allow anyone to question his theores. The officer nodded eyes watching Heechul warily trying to work out what was going on.
"So that means that if I can prove that Kyuhyun doesn't hate him you'll go away"
Once again it was stated matter o-factly. Everyone looked around confused especially Kyuhyun who alternated from almost glaring at Heechul to staring at him in awe and wonder. The officer nodded again looking at Heechul suspiciously. Heechul flicks his hair, holds out his hand and smirks his signature smirk.
i don't like the look of this Henry
Should we stop them Zhou Mi?
Let's just see what happens
"Sungmin"
Heechul calls making Sungmin freeze from where he was trying to sneak away. Heechul raised his eyebrow expecantly and Sungmin hesitantly almost relucantly makes his way over.
"Sungmin do you trust me"
"Say no"
The officer whispers causing Heechul to glare at him which makes him back aaway. The king looks at the prince wairly but nodds his head. Heechul holds both his hands out making aure that all the attention is on him
"You all better be ready because I'm only going to do this once"A mischeviouse grin plays on his lips" Or maybe twice"
Heechul faces Sungmin who looks at him in slight fear.
Aww Sungmin looks so cute like that, big eyes and everything/i>
A back drop of roses appears behind Heechul and Sungmin courtesy of Zhou Mi. Henry just sighs.
We're not supposed to encourage this behavior Zhou mi
Oh live a little Henry, now Shh it's getting to the good part
Henry rolls his eyes. It all happened so quick Heechul reaches out to Sungmin and the next second his lips are against Sungmins whose eyes are wide with shock. Sparkles glitter in the air making it look like a Shoju manga, once again courtesy of Zhou Mi. The officers eyes are wide, both narrators are stunned into silence and Kyuhyun is red in the face and glaring at the two of them. The kiss lasts for a whole minuet before Heechul pulls away licking his lips in the process. Sungmin falls to his knees face burning red.
"Heechul!!!"
Kyuhyuns body is trembling. A fire blazes behind him.
"Sungmin is mine! How dare you kiss him!!!!"
"Oh really now. Well I kissed him so now he is mine"
Heechul sticks his tongue out at Kyuhyun and the fire increases. Heechul kneels next to Sungmin and pulls his head up with but a mere finger. He leans closer to Sungmin ans whispers something in his ear. Sungmins eyes widen like saucers and seem to sparkle.
"Get you hands away from my SUNGMIN!!"
Kyuhyun throws his hands out sending a fireball in their direction. The fireball hits a clear shield and is completely disintergrated.
Sorry Kyuhyun we can't let you kill off the Prince Charming he is an important character
Alright i'm ending this now. Has anyone realised that it looks like we're promoting incest?!
But they're not related. Oww why did you hit me?
they are the king and prince in this story. Therefore this stops now. Heechul has proved that Kyuhyun loves Sungmin...
"What no i don't!"
Kyuhyun exclaims.
You just tried to barbeque Heechul
Kyuhyun you still need to be punished. Because you love Sungmin for the remainder of the story you will piggy back the king everywhere. now someone start reading the script or i will hurt someone
Heechul has a huge smirk on his face. Sungmin looks dazed and Kyuhyun still looks furious. somewhere during all the commotion the red dressed officer with the flashing light on his head had disappeared
Henry you're scary
Henry points his finger at Zhou Mi.
You...you...This is as much your fault as Kyuhyuns. Stop helping them
Why are so mean...Oh i see you love Heechul and are jealous that he kissed Sungmin
Did you hit your head on something? Now script everyone!
Oh Henry...look what i've got~
Zhou Mi sang in a sing song voice. In his hand he has a luscious chocolate cake.
We need....CAKE!
Henry grabs the cake before Zhou Mi can even let out another breath.
Now while Henry is busy devouring the chocolate cake, how about we continue with the story hmm. the King, queen and prince are in a deep conversation about the mysterious woman that the prince had danced with. Don't forget that you have to piggy back the king Kyuhyun.
"What?! I thought we settled that already"
Kyuhyun exclaimed. Heechul rolled his eyes and pointed his finger at Kyuhyun.
"Yah the only thing we settled was that you're in love with Sungmin"
"AM NOT!"
Sungmin put his head down and his shoulders sagged.
"You don't like me Kyu?"
"Of course I don't I-"
Sungmins lips started to tremble. kyuhyun cut off mid-sentence astounded by Sungmins reaction. Heechul had this smirk on his face that said 'you're going to get it'. Henry was halfway through devouring his cake and Zhou mi was eating popcorn watching intently on the scene playing out.
"You really don't love me?"
Sungmin asked looking up with the biggest puppy bog eyes ever.
Kyuhyun sighed.
"No I don't"
Sungmin put his head down for just a second before looking back up eyes back to normal. Sungmin shuffled over to Heechul who was leaned back against the bar with a drink in his hand.
I don't remember putting that bar there or anywhere. this is supposed to be a 'g' rated story, there better not be any alcohol in that !
Heechul rolled his eyes.
"If it makes you feeling better I could say that it's 'fruit juice' "
Heechusl attention was taken away by Sungmin standing directly in front of him. Heechul smirked. Sungmin blushed and the fan girls screamed (how the hell did they get here?)
Why is Heechul smirking? What is causing Sungmin to blush? And how did the fan girls get here? Stay tuned with us next week to find out the answer to all these questions? Ooh I can't that long just continue and pretend i never said anything
"Umm Heechul..."
"There should be a Hyung in there somewhere"
Sungmin turned another shade of red.
"Ah...Heechul Hyung...could you...umm...s-show me that...umm kiss thing again?"
Kyuhyun yelled out in protest. Heechul was stunned for a split second before smirking in a victorious way.
I so did not expect that to happen. whatever happened to cute and loveable Sungmin
Heechul started up at Sungmin.
"I don't appreciate being used but I did say I would kiss you twice"
Instead of leaning forward Heechul pulled Sungmin towards him and claimed his mouth. Sparks of glittering roses fall down upon them. Heechul is practically devouring Sungmins soft pinks lips. Kyuhyun became red in the face glaring daggers at Heechul which bounced off the invisible force field.
Ahh that cake was yummy. so what did I miss...Oh my gosh! Is that Heechul!?!
Uh-huh
And Sungmin?!
Yup
Heechul pulls away his tongue sliding from between Sungmins parted lips. Sungmin is stunned in silence, his face as red as a tomato. Heechul smirked while tracing his tongue against his lips.
"You taste devine"
Heechul says winking seductively at Sungmin who blushes even further. An inferno is raging around Kyuhyun.
"I told you he's mine! Back off!!"
Kyuhyuns skin turns green. He grows large in size and gains bulging muscles and starts throwing random objects like buildings that seem to appear out of nowhere.
"Kyuhyun MAD!!"
Zhou Mi enough playing around we do have a deadline you know
Sorry Henry
Everything returns back to its original state before Kyuhyuns 'hulk'-like-rampage. Unfortunatly Kyuhyun was still stuck in the hot pink bikini.
I'll be the one to narrate from now on, you always seem to let the characters go off on a tangent
But i don't want to *Pout*
I have a pretty dress for you if you do
Okay! I'll be good
Henry hands over a purple sequence dress that just screams out Halloween and Zhou Mi gladly takes it smiling from ear to ear.
Okay, sorry about those interruptions ladies and gentlemen. Now back to where we were. The prince explains to the King and queen that he will find his princess through the use of the glass slipper that was left by the princess
The bar that Heechul had been leaning against disappear. The king and queen are zapped into the royal chairs decorated in gold for the king and pink for the queen.
"I will find my princess through the use of that shoe"
Heechul oh so drastically points out to the glass slipper that was sitting on a plush red pillow under a ray of golden light, a choir singing in the back ground. Heechul drastically flicks his hair.
"I will search all the maidens until I find my princess"
"Well he sure is committed"
Kyuhyun grumbles under his breath. Sungmins eyes are sparkling.
"I think it's sweet that the prince will face endless perils just to find his princess"
"You enjoyed that kiss didn't you?"
Don't answer that Sungmin. kyuhyun you are forbidden to ask about the kiss and Sungmin stop being so innocent. Why are you so cute...I mean. Ahem. The king agrees to the prince using the glass slipper as a way to find his princess
Kyuhyun elbowed Sungmin dragging him out of this thoughts.
"What?Oh sorry"
Sungmin smiles sheepishly before straightening up.
"I understand Charming. I will arrange for someone to escort you while you're looking for her. I hope you find her. Advisor"
Sungmin claps his hands and in scurried a royal dressed person in a white suit with golden thread stitched design. He bowed in front of them.
"You called you majesty?"
Sungmin looks every bit as royal as a real king.
"Yes you are to arrange for someone to escort the prince in his search of the young lady that he wishes to spend the rest of his life with"
"Of course your magesty"
Wow it's almost like Sungmin was born to do that
Maybe he was a king in his past life
The royal advisor exists the room and Sungmin relaxes. Kyuhyun is staring at him openly.
"What do I have something on my face?"
Sungmin asks touching his face softly.
"No it's just...that was amazing"
Sungmins eye twinkle as he smiles widely at Kyuhyun.
"Really Kyu?"
"Get a room" Heechul jokingly calls.
Well that wasn't so bad. I'm suprised that part of the story went actually well
You're going to jinx it Henry
Maybe anyway it's you turn Zhou Mi
Ooh yay my turn. Just as the king said the prince was escourted by a royal shoe fitter and chaperone that took him to every maidens house to see if the glass slipper fit. It wasn't long before the news reached every household including Cinderellas
"Just wait mother when the prince comes the shoe will fit on me"
Eunhyuk says winking at Shindong.
"Nah uh the shoe will fit on me Eunhyuk!"
"You wish Donghae! No one can resist this booty"
"You butt has nothing to do with it but your shoe lifts do!"
Eunhyuk tackles Donghae to the ground. Shindong just sighs and leaves the room.
"You ass you said you wouldn't tell anyone"
Inside the Kitchen Cinderella is sweeping the floor singing to herself. The stepmother walked in and stopped upon recognising the song she was singing.
The step mother realised that Cinderella was the one the prince was looking for. Through the window she saw the princes carriage approaching and tricked Cinderella into a room before locking her inside. The step mother went around getting her daughters ready and prepared for when the prince arrived. There girls were dressed in beautiful summer dresses Eunhyuk in a stripped silver sparkle dress and Donghae in a white dress with blue flowers in different shapes and sizes
Donghae twirled in his dress flowing around him.
"Look this dress is perfect Eunhyuk, it brings out my beautiful complexion. One look at my face and the prince won't even care about the stupid shoe"
"Oh please Donghae the prince will fall for me and my precious booty. After all he called you a fish"
"Yeah and he called you a monkey!"
Donghae and Eunhyuk start arguing. Shindong sits on a chair nearby eating popcorn while watching the whole argument with glowing eyes.
Meanwhile Cinderella is banging on the door trying to get out. He-er-she? Conderella couldn't believe that her step mother had locked her in the room. The sound of the princes carriage drew closer.
Cinderella slumped gracefully to the floor sobbing. How could her stepmother be so cruel, hiding her away from her true love. Hearing her cries a little mouse came to help
Siwon slumps to the ground attempting to be graceful and supprising pulling it off. Siwon starts to sob his acting is so real that the narrators are startign to get teary.
Hey where is the mouse?
Uh Henry I think we have a problem
Zhou Mi holds up an empty cage. Inside a small peice of paper with small tiny words. Zhou Mi reads them out loud with the use of a spy glass.
Plans to...rule the..-wo-world. plans to rule the world. I heard him talking about it but I never thought he was serious
I told you we should've gotten Pinky instead of the Brain. Now we have no mouse ...wait what am i talking about. Oh Kyuhyun~
Henry calls in a singsong voice. Kyuhyun attempts to duck under a conveniently placed couch but Henry with all his narrator powers catches him.
You Kyuhyun will be our mouse. Fairy godmother! Do your thing
Hangeng walks in wearing his pink sparkles and waves her wand. Bright pink sparkled swirl around Kyuhyun before a flash of baby pink clouds. The clouds fade revealing a small little white mouse.
"Nooo I'm melting. MELTING!!"
*sigh* You're not melting Kyuhyun
BANG. The door to the narrators enclosure bursts opened.
What the?
Kangin stands in front of the two narrators with an evil glare on his face.
"HEEEEERE'S KANGIN!!!"
Oh no it's Kangin
"I'll teach you to cut me out of the story"
Zhou Mi cowered under a pile of clothes. Henry looked scared for a second but then...he had an idea. Henry had a geneuis idea.
Oh Kangin~
Henry called in a singsong voice. Kangin swired around looking like he wanted to kill. Henry pulled out a long pink sparkly want from his pocket. Kangin eyes widened.
Henry why do you have the fairy godmothers wand?
Don't look at me like that I was planning on giving it back! Now Kangin prepare to meet your maker. Shacacon Shacacon, shak, shack. BOOM
what happened to abracadabra and bibitty boo
This is black magic, now look
In the spot where an angry Kangin had just been standing was a very annoyed looking white mouse.
You turned Kangin into a mouse. What an ingenious idea. I want to try
Zhou Mi steals the wand out of Henry hand and zaps Kangin. a blue dress appears on the small mouse. ZAP. Blue short shorts and a bright yellow bikini top. ZAP. An orange wing with a bright red pleated skirt and red and white top.
Hmm that wasn't what I wanted *pout*
He looks like a sailor scout. Arg what am I saying we're supposed to continue the story. Good news Kyuhyun you have a mouse friend and it is Kangin. YAY
"You..look..hideous"
Kyuhyun says between laughs. Kangin glares daggers at him, which bounce off a mystical shield.
"I hate you all"
right now that we have everyone we can continue. Cinderella is sobbing because her evil step mother had locked her in this room. Her two little mice friends came to the rescue 'what's the matter Cinderella' they ask
"What's the matter Cinderella?"
"My step mother has imprisoned me in here and my prince is out there. I need to get out of here to prove that it is me that danced with him not my sisters. Please my little mice friends, plase help me"
I don't remember her saying that in the real story
Zhou Mi a lot of this story didn't happen. It's like someone was bored one day and just decided that she would take a well loved fairy tale and mess it up by replacing the characters with us
I greatly question our sanity Henry
As do I. The mouse moved by Cinderellas story decide to help, they crawl there way making their way to the step mother
Meanwhile downstairs the girls are chatting excitedly. There is a knock on the door making them squeal in delight.
Shindong opened the door. A handsome man who was not the prince is conversing with someone unseen. Noticing that the door is opened he smiles quickly covering his smile with his arm.
"Ah may i present the almighty Prince Charming"
Kibum moves to the side letting Heechul walk in. A light shined down on the prince and rose petals fell from the sky.
"All hail Kim Heechul. Milky white skinned Kim Heechul. We love you Kim Heechul"
The fan girls chanted.
Wait fan girls?! I thought we got rid of them
*sigh* Apparently not. Fan girls and boys...it's time for you to go *waves wand making fans dissaper*
That's better now Kibum if you wouldn't mind
Having all the attention on him Kibum smiles shyly arm coming up to cover his smile before he recovers.
"Right. Prince charming has come here in search of his princess who dropped this glass slipper at the ball"
Kibum holds up the red velvet pillow holding the huge glass slipper.
"Wow those are huge"
Eunhyuk says as he stared at the slippers with beady eyes.
"Well you know what they say about men with big feet"
"Cinderella is a girl Donghae!"
"Not OUR Cinderella Eunhyuk"
Silence.
...I would be more worried at the fact that others have worn that same shoe. No hygiene whatsoever
Trust you to comment about that instead of the size of the shoe and Siwons-AHEM. Anyway let's just continue
Kibum makes a move forward towards the step sisters holding the glass slipper carefully.
"Ah my slipper you found it my darling prince"
Eunhyuk flutters his eyelashes at Heechul who just sighs like he's in pain. Donghae elbows Eunhyuk painfully in the rib.
"You mean my glass slipper dear sister"
The two step sister glare at each other. Kibum steps forward and indicates towards Eunhyuk.
"If you would sit please dear maiden"
Eunhyuk sits down as Kibum goes down on a knee with a hesitant look on his face. He holds out the slipper and Eunhyuk slips his feet in. The slipper dangles off of Eunhyuks toes being too big.
"What did you do to it it fit perfectly last night!"
"Thats because it's mine!"
Donghae snatches the slipper off Eunhyuk and slips it on his foot. It clutches Donghae foot looking almost like a perfect fit before slipping off as well.
Maybe we should mention that were not trying to indicate anything about Donghae and Eunhyuks umm...'shoe size'
That doesnt matter. While the two step sister where fightining over the shoe trying to prove that it did indeed belong to them. The two white mice had managed to get into the step mothers pocket, steal the key and taking it to Cinderella who was unlocking herself out of the room
"ENOUGH!"
Heechul yelled. Everyone froze in their positions. Donghae with one hand around the glass slipper the other holding Eunhyuk back by the hair. Eunhyuk had his hand also wrapped around the slipper the other hand pressing against Donghae face. Kibum looked around flustered not knowing what to do while Shindong was attempting to pull them apart.
"If there is no other maiden here we shall take our leave. Kibum we leave now"
Kibum yanked the slipper out of the step sister hands and was following the prince out of the door.
"Mother stop them. that should be my crown I have the perfect ass for it!!"
"You mean you are an ass!!"
"You grace wait!."
Cinderella came running down the stairs, her soft voice making Kibum and the price turn.
"Oh please your grace wait"
The prince turns to the step mother.
"You said this fish and monkey were the only 'maidens' here"
Kibum walked over to the ecstatic Cinderella.
The step mother not wanting Cinderella to take the crown tripped Kibum sending the shoe flying before smashing against the floor into tiny pieces. The step sister didn't even attempt to hide their evil grins. Why should Cinderella have what they thought was rightfully theirs
"i'm sorry your grace"
Kibum bows down deeply in front of the prince. That slipper was the only way that they were going to find the princes one and only love. Heechul walks over to Cinderella placing a hand softly against her cheek and says
"I'm sorry fair maiden but that was the only clue as to my true love. Farewell"
Siwon grabs Heechuls hand batting his eyelashes.
"But your grace i have the pair right here"
Siwon pulls out the other glass slipper. Wasting no time Heechul bends and sure enough Siwon foot fit perfectly into the huge glass slipper. The step sister screamed in outrage. How could Cinderella be the one to get the prince!
"You're my princess"
Heechul smiles an enchanting smile.
And then they kiss while the prince carries Cinderella out to the carriage
"Are you serious! How am I supposed to carry him!"
Heechul glares at Zhou Mi who cowers under an orange dress.
It's in the script
"Half of this story wasn't in the script! I won't carry him but I will kiss him"
Siwon waves his hands in front of him.
"NO Kiss nesseccar-Mrph"
Heechul places a quick slightly devouring kiss on Siwon lip.
"Now Siwon- I mean Cinderella carry me"
Heechul jumps up Siwon catching him in his arms. Shrugging Cinderella walks out of the house carrying her prince in her arms as the royal shoe fitter scurried behind them.
A huge wedding was held with all in the land invited to attend. Cinderella became a princess and along with the Prince they lived happy forever after. The step mother and sisters were stuck living the rest of their days think back on how that one day had changed all of their lives
I can't believe this is the end. How about we get everyone back here to bow
Sungmin dressed in a royal red suit appears with a ute smile on his face. Kyuhyun is perched on Sungmins hand still in his mouse form wearing a hot pink bikini. Yesung the turtle is creepying slowly across the ground on his back Ryeowook the white bunny. Kibum the royal shoe fitter in his white suit stands next to Sungmin. Kangin still as a mouse with the orange wing and orange sailor moon outfit is sitting gruply on Kibums shoulder. Shindong in is purple dress stands in between Donghae in a blue summer dress and Eunhyuk in a silver dress. Hangeng the fairy godmother sparkles brightly just on the other side of them. Heechul stands in a royal blue and white suit his arms around Siwon who was wearing a puffed out off the shoulder wedding dress( a slightly disturbing slight).
Then of course there is us, you loving narrators
"Wait a minuet! Where is Leeteuk!"
"Hey Kangin is right!"
"I haven't seen Leeteuk at all"
"Did he not come Donghae?"
"How would I know Eunhyuk?"
What are you talking about Leeteuk was mentioned
"Nah-uh Leeteuk was never mentioned once"
Zhou Mi flicks through the pages
Hey they're right Leeteuk wasn't in here
"Is he okay?"
Sungmin asks a worried smile coming on his lips. Heechul sighs and walks off leaving everyone dumbfounded, only to come back with the royal advisor dressed in the white suit with golden trim.
"Why is he here?"
Heechul waves a hand over the advisor who then takes the form of the red officer man, the clock pointer, the random person asking for the King, the messenger who delivered the new about the ball right at the beginning of the story, finally to the face of the much loved Leader of Super junior.
"Leeteuk was here this whole time"
Heechul stated.
Well I'll be a monkeys Uncle. How did he figure that out?
Simple. He's Kim Heechul. Well that's the end of our story folks
We hoped you enjoyed it ^.^. Stayed tunned next week for our taken on Snow white and the seven dwarfs
THE END
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