title: Unexpected guest [Epilogue]
Title: Unexpected guest
Author: Suju_Shinki
Length: 15/15
Pairing: Yoosu
Genre: Fluff, Crack, Mpreg (tiiiny bit of angst, but it's reallyy tiny!!)
Rating: PG13-NC17
Summary: Junsu gets an unexpected visit from his ex-boyfriend. Huge belly and all.
AN: this is my first chaptered ficcie and I may have failed big time but I'm still learning so..yeah...^^ Comments mean to me what Junsu means to Yoochun^^
Epilogue
How many people do you need to change a baby's diaper? Apparently, Jaejoong and Changmin aren't enough.
“I'm not touching it.”
“Me neither. That's disgusting.”
“What? Aren't you a midwife? Shouldn't you know?”
“Na-ah, dude. I know about things you should do before the baby comes out. I don't do diapers.”
“But if they come back and find her all...poopy, we're dead.”
“Maybe you should call Yunho,” Changmin suggested.
“Yeah!” Jaejoong said excitedly and took out his cellphone. He quickly dialled his husbands number.
“Yunho~”
“Hi, babe.”
“Whatcha doing~?”
“I'm at work, remember? I still have a lot to do before I get home. Why? Did Yoochun and Junsu come back early?”
“No~ I was just wondering if you, you know...could come over here. Why don't you take an early lunch break?” Jaejoong asked, turning on his sexy voice. “You know, we could have some fun?”
“We are not having sex with Sun and Changmin there, Jaejoong.”
“I know that! Changmin took Sun for a walk and he won't be home for another two hours.”
Changmin shook his head smiling at his deceiving hyung.
“Fine, I'll be home in 15 minutes.”
Jaejoong waited until Yunho hung up and did a happy dance. “We're not going to touch baby crap!”
“I'm doing it because I feel sorry for her, not because I feel sorry for you two idiots. Don't look at me like that, Jaejoong. You know that you're wrong. What are you going to do with our own kids when I'm not around? Are you just going to let them walk around with crap in their diapers ? And what about you Changmin? Aren't you planning on becoming a doctor? You're going to see much grosser stuff then a freaking full diaper.”
“We're sorry,” the two said staring at the floor.
“No wonder she doesn't like you people,” Yunho said and finished up the job. “She's done.”
“Oooh, she's all fresh and clean again~” Jaejoong said and inched closer, but Yunho stopped him.
“So you like her when she's clean, but not when she needs cleaning? Jaejoong, I'm disappointed.”
“I love her no matter what! It's just...the poop...”
“You're going to see a lot of poop when we have 25 kids.”
Changmin snickered and Yunho glared at him. “Do not get me started about you. Doctor.”
The both of them visible got smaller. “...we're sorry...”
“I'm going back to work,” Yunho sighed. “And I'm taking her with me.”
“No! Babe, we can do it!”
“Let him, Jaejoong...” Changmin hissed.
“Yunho, I'll prove it!” Jaejoong whined. “I promise I won't kill-”
“Stop right there,” Yunho warned. “I'm taking her with me. Think about what you've done.”
Yunho took all of Sun's stuff with him and left.
He came back five seconds later. “I forgot the baby,” he murmured and picked up baby Sun from the couch.
She giggled.
“Your baby got kidnapped.”
“Excuse me?”
“He just barged in here and took her!”
“Jaejoong...who?”
“Yunho! He just took her! After I changed her and bathe her and fed her-”
“Jaejoong, you're not fooling anyone. Where did Yunho take her?”
“To the office.”
“Good. I'm hanging up now~”
“Yoochun-”
Yoochun hung up and looked up at the hottie hovering over him. “She's alive,” he said.
“Good,” Junsu nodded and leaned down brushing his nose against his husbands. “can we continue?”
“We can,” Yoochun smiled. “I just have to adjust one thing.”
Junsu's eyes widened in surprise when Yoochun flipped him over and pinned him against the bed.
“Oh,” Junsu said biting back a smile. “We haven't done this in a while.”
“Time for a change, don't you think?”
“I think you're right,” Junsu smirked and wrapped his legs around Yoochun's waist. “Don't hold back.”
“What a silly thing to say,” Yoochun chuckled and took Junsu's lips with his own in a sweet but very suggestive kiss. “I would never hold back on you.”
“Hm-hmm,”Junsu hummed in content. “Please start now.”
Yoochun lowered his whole body to lie on top of Junsu, bodies fitting snugly together. Another kiss followed, only this time it wasn't suggestive. It was down right dirty.
“Stop it, Jaejoong! Get her down from there!” Yoochun begged
“But she likes it! Look, she's smiling!”
“Jaejoong,” Yunho sighed.
“Why are you ruining this for her? She'll hate you for it later!” Jaejoong huffed and took baby Sun down from his shoulders hugging her against his chest.
“By the way,” Yoochun said, glaring at Jaejoong. “Changmin told me about your little 'rule'. And all I can say is if you drop her, I don't care if you pick her up again before ten seconds are over. It still counts.”
“...no it doesn't...” Jaejoong murmured and glared at Changmin who was sitting across the table from him, vacuming his plate down his throat.
“What did you say?” Yoochun asked.
“Nothing. How's the food?” Jaejoong decided to change the subject. “It's mushrooms in a soft buttery sause-”
“It's great,” Yunho answered.
“You guys-”
“It's buttery,” Changmin nodded.
“You guys-”
“And mushroomy,” Yoochun added.
“You guys!” Junsu squeaked, standing in the kitchen doorway. “I-I'm pregnant...”
Changmin choked, Yunho and Jaejoong clapped their hands and Yoochun fainted.
Sun giggled.
An2: Okay, This is reeeeallly the end. Hope you guys enjoy this to~~