title: Besties Chapter Thirty-Two
Title: Besties
Author: Suju_Shinki
Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae, others.
length: 32/?
Genre: Crack, fluff, smut, drama
Rating: PG13-NC17
Summary: Teenage!friends-with-benefits!Yoosu. Of friendship, jealousy, sex, some weed, alcohol and love. Typical teenage stuff XD
Chapter 32: Fainting Jennifer
“Jaejoong,”Yunho whispered, right next to Jaejoong's ear. “I think you should run...”
Jaejoong looked from Shirley to Yunho and when he was about to look back at Shirley again she had already taken 3 steps into his direction.
“Run, Jaejoong! I'll try and stop her!” Yunho said and Jaejoong ran up the stairs so fast he barely saw anyone who was standing in the hallway.
Shirley stared at her three ex-boyfriends who stared back at her uncomfortably.
“So...”Junsu suddenly said tapping Junho's shoulder. “You're straight?”
“What?”Junho asked sounding confused. “Of course.”
“Heh,”Junsu smirked and turned to Yoochun. “He's straight.”
“Yeah, I get that now,” Yoochun rolled his eyes. “Why didn't you tell me?”
“Tell you what?”Junho blinked. “That I'm straight? Shouldn't that be a given?”
Yoochun and Junsu looked at each other and then both took a step back. “We'll leave you to your Shirley,” Yoochun said, before dragging Junsu into the living room.
“You know, it's pretty sad I'm leaving tomorrow, because now I have to miss all the drama,” Yoochun sighed sitting down on the couch.
“You could always stay,” Junsu suggested. “Spend Christmas with you mother and me.”
“I haven't seen my dad and Yoohwan in forever, Junsu. It's not that easy to just not go.”
“I know,” Junsu said. “I just wish you had told me earlier, that's all.”
Changmin came into the living room looking mad as hell.
“What's with you?” Yoochun asked.
“Can you believe her? She thinks I'm to young, but she dates Junho?” he said flopping down on the couch next to Yoochun.
“I would shut up, if I were you,” Kibum who had followed Changmin into the living room, said. “Why do you even care?”
“What's wrong with you?” Changmin frowned. “Why are you mad?”
“You're being an idiot, that's why,” Kibum said before grabbing his coat and dashing out of the living room again. Seconds later they heard the front door open and close.
“Did you get what just happened?” Changmin asked confused.
“I did,” Yoochun said.
“Me too,” Junsu nodded.
“I hate this party,” Changmin muttered before grabbing his coat and following Kibum outside.
“I love this party,”Junsu smiled.
“You're a creep,”Yoochun chuckled.
Shirley, Brian, Rain and Junho came into the living room and Shirley ordered Junsu and Yoochun to find another place to sit, so they went to the kitchen where they found Heechul and Yunho.
“I'm going to see if Jaejoong didn't hang himself or something,”Yunho sighed and went upstairs.
“So,” Heechul said. “Your potential lover is straight?”
“And very unaware of all the gayness that is around him,” Yoochun shrugged. “I thought it was obvious.”
“You know what I'm wondering?” Heechul suddenly said. “How come Shirley never noticed how much Junsu looks like Junho?”
“Because she's weird?” Yoochun suggested.
“We don't look like each other that much,”Junsu muttered.
Upstairs Yunho was knocking on Jaejoong's door. “Jaejoong? It's me...open up.”
“Are you alone?” came a voice from inside the room. “How do I know this isn't a trick? How do I know Shirley isn't making you say this, just so I'll open the door and she can eat me alive?”
“Because,” Yunho chuckled. “Just because. Open the door.”
Jaejoong opened the door and peeked through a small slit until he was absolutely sure no one else was with him, and let Yunho in.
“Was she mad?” Jaejoong asked. “Did she say anything about what's she's going to do to me? Did the vanes pop out of her neck? Did the vanes pop out of her forehead? Please tell me the vanes didn't pop out of her forehead! I'm so dead, Yunho, she's going to bury me alive-”
“Chill out,” Yunho chuckled and put his hands on Jaejoong's shoulders. “If she was that mad you would have been dead right now.”
Jaejoong's breath started to even out and he nodded. “I can't believe I messed up like this... She probably hates me now more than anything.” He sat down on his bed and stared at his feet. Yunho sat down next to him and put an arm around his shoulder. “I don't think she hates you,” he said. “I think she loves you so much, that throwing her a party and inviting 3 ex-boyfriends of hers, still wasn't enough for her to kill you.”
“You think?” Jaejoong asked and looked up at him. “You really think she loves me?”
“Yeah-”
“So if I go downstairs right now and apologize she'll forgive me!” Jaejoong said happily and stood up.
“I don't know about that,” Yunho said and pulled him back down. “She's talking to those guys right now.”
“But she loves me!” Jaejoong said and dashed out of his room before Yunho could stop him.
Yunho did follow him though. And he saw how Jaejoong entered the living room and how he hugged Shirley from behind and how everything seemed to go in slow motion frm that point on.
“No, Jaejoong!” he heard himself say, but he was to late. Shirley had turned around and had her arms wrapped around Jaejoong's body. Jaejoong must have thought she was hugging him because Yunho saw him wrap his arms around Shirley as well. Next thing, Jaejoong was flying through the air. Somewhere in between landing in Rain's lap and rolling off of his lap and onto the floor, he fainted.
“Hey, you're awake~” Jaejoong heard.
“Yunho?” Jaejoong said, sitting up slowly. “Where is Shirley?”
“She said she was taking a shower, but that was 15 minutes ago. I think she calmed down a bit. She stopped chocking you after you passed out, pretty fast.”
“You think I should go talk to her?” Jaejoong asked, feeling a headache coming on.
“I think this is the time,” Yunho smiled and helped Jaejoong up.
“What time is it? Did everyone go home?”
“It's ten thirty,”Yunho said as they walked through the hall, up to Jaejoong's parents' room which was now Shirley's room. “Everyone left about an hour ago.”
Jaejoong nodded. He was still a little dizzy, so when he realized that he had opened the door to Shirley's room without knocking just a little to late. No, it wasn't just a little to late, it was far to late. He had seen it. Shirley's nakedness was etched into his mind. Shirley screamed and Yunho said something. Jaejoong fainted again.
“Call me when you get there, okay?”Junsu said. “And don't forget. If you don't call me, I'll call you.”
“I won't forget,” Yoochun shook his head. “I'll call you. Now let me go inside. It's freezing out here...” They had been standing and talking on Yoochun's doorstep for over 45 minutes and Yoochun was starting to feel it in his toes.
“Then why don't you invite me in,”Junsu said, flashing him his a bright smile.
“I'm not letting you sleep over. I need to be at the airport at 6 in the morning,” Yoochun said. “I need sleep.”
“Fine,” Junsu sighed and grabbed one of Yoochun's hands. “Give Yoohwan, your dad and your stepmother a kiss for me.”
“I will.” Yoochun nodded and tried to take his hand back, but Junsu wouldn't budge.
“It's going to be two weeks, Yoochun,” Junsu said seriously. “It's weird to just say goodbye and let you go like that.”
“There is nothing more to say is there?” Yoochun shrugged. “Behave while I'm gone. Do not, and I repeat, do not get drunk and do stupid crap. Seriously, you know it pisses me off more than anything when you do that.”
“I won't. I promise.”
“Okay. I'll see you in two weeks then...”
“Yoochun... you know what I mean,”Junsu said, tugging at his hand impatiently.
“Wasn't two kisses for your birthday more than enough?” Yoochun sighed. “How about a hug?”
Junsu frowned but wrapped his arms around him in the tightest hug possible. “I still like you,”Junsu murmured.
“I know,” Yoochun said and let go. “I'll see you in two weeks.”
Yoochun turned around and stepped inside. He waved at Junsu for a last time through the small window in his front door and Junsu gave him a faint wave back.
Author: Suju_Shinki
Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae, others.
length: 32/?
Genre: Crack, fluff, smut, drama
Rating: PG13-NC17
Summary: Teenage!friends-with-benefits!Yoosu. Of friendship, jealousy, sex, some weed, alcohol and love. Typical teenage stuff XD
Chapter 32: Fainting Jennifer
“Jaejoong,”Yunho whispered, right next to Jaejoong's ear. “I think you should run...”
Jaejoong looked from Shirley to Yunho and when he was about to look back at Shirley again she had already taken 3 steps into his direction.
“Run, Jaejoong! I'll try and stop her!” Yunho said and Jaejoong ran up the stairs so fast he barely saw anyone who was standing in the hallway.
Shirley stared at her three ex-boyfriends who stared back at her uncomfortably.
“So...”Junsu suddenly said tapping Junho's shoulder. “You're straight?”
“What?”Junho asked sounding confused. “Of course.”
“Heh,”Junsu smirked and turned to Yoochun. “He's straight.”
“Yeah, I get that now,” Yoochun rolled his eyes. “Why didn't you tell me?”
“Tell you what?”Junho blinked. “That I'm straight? Shouldn't that be a given?”
Yoochun and Junsu looked at each other and then both took a step back. “We'll leave you to your Shirley,” Yoochun said, before dragging Junsu into the living room.
“You know, it's pretty sad I'm leaving tomorrow, because now I have to miss all the drama,” Yoochun sighed sitting down on the couch.
“You could always stay,” Junsu suggested. “Spend Christmas with you mother and me.”
“I haven't seen my dad and Yoohwan in forever, Junsu. It's not that easy to just not go.”
“I know,” Junsu said. “I just wish you had told me earlier, that's all.”
Changmin came into the living room looking mad as hell.
“What's with you?” Yoochun asked.
“Can you believe her? She thinks I'm to young, but she dates Junho?” he said flopping down on the couch next to Yoochun.
“I would shut up, if I were you,” Kibum who had followed Changmin into the living room, said. “Why do you even care?”
“What's wrong with you?” Changmin frowned. “Why are you mad?”
“You're being an idiot, that's why,” Kibum said before grabbing his coat and dashing out of the living room again. Seconds later they heard the front door open and close.
“Did you get what just happened?” Changmin asked confused.
“I did,” Yoochun said.
“Me too,” Junsu nodded.
“I hate this party,” Changmin muttered before grabbing his coat and following Kibum outside.
“I love this party,”Junsu smiled.
“You're a creep,”Yoochun chuckled.
Shirley, Brian, Rain and Junho came into the living room and Shirley ordered Junsu and Yoochun to find another place to sit, so they went to the kitchen where they found Heechul and Yunho.
“I'm going to see if Jaejoong didn't hang himself or something,”Yunho sighed and went upstairs.
“So,” Heechul said. “Your potential lover is straight?”
“And very unaware of all the gayness that is around him,” Yoochun shrugged. “I thought it was obvious.”
“You know what I'm wondering?” Heechul suddenly said. “How come Shirley never noticed how much Junsu looks like Junho?”
“Because she's weird?” Yoochun suggested.
“We don't look like each other that much,”Junsu muttered.
Upstairs Yunho was knocking on Jaejoong's door. “Jaejoong? It's me...open up.”
“Are you alone?” came a voice from inside the room. “How do I know this isn't a trick? How do I know Shirley isn't making you say this, just so I'll open the door and she can eat me alive?”
“Because,” Yunho chuckled. “Just because. Open the door.”
Jaejoong opened the door and peeked through a small slit until he was absolutely sure no one else was with him, and let Yunho in.
“Was she mad?” Jaejoong asked. “Did she say anything about what's she's going to do to me? Did the vanes pop out of her neck? Did the vanes pop out of her forehead? Please tell me the vanes didn't pop out of her forehead! I'm so dead, Yunho, she's going to bury me alive-”
“Chill out,” Yunho chuckled and put his hands on Jaejoong's shoulders. “If she was that mad you would have been dead right now.”
Jaejoong's breath started to even out and he nodded. “I can't believe I messed up like this... She probably hates me now more than anything.” He sat down on his bed and stared at his feet. Yunho sat down next to him and put an arm around his shoulder. “I don't think she hates you,” he said. “I think she loves you so much, that throwing her a party and inviting 3 ex-boyfriends of hers, still wasn't enough for her to kill you.”
“You think?” Jaejoong asked and looked up at him. “You really think she loves me?”
“Yeah-”
“So if I go downstairs right now and apologize she'll forgive me!” Jaejoong said happily and stood up.
“I don't know about that,” Yunho said and pulled him back down. “She's talking to those guys right now.”
“But she loves me!” Jaejoong said and dashed out of his room before Yunho could stop him.
Yunho did follow him though. And he saw how Jaejoong entered the living room and how he hugged Shirley from behind and how everything seemed to go in slow motion frm that point on.
“No, Jaejoong!” he heard himself say, but he was to late. Shirley had turned around and had her arms wrapped around Jaejoong's body. Jaejoong must have thought she was hugging him because Yunho saw him wrap his arms around Shirley as well. Next thing, Jaejoong was flying through the air. Somewhere in between landing in Rain's lap and rolling off of his lap and onto the floor, he fainted.
“Hey, you're awake~” Jaejoong heard.
“Yunho?” Jaejoong said, sitting up slowly. “Where is Shirley?”
“She said she was taking a shower, but that was 15 minutes ago. I think she calmed down a bit. She stopped chocking you after you passed out, pretty fast.”
“You think I should go talk to her?” Jaejoong asked, feeling a headache coming on.
“I think this is the time,” Yunho smiled and helped Jaejoong up.
“What time is it? Did everyone go home?”
“It's ten thirty,”Yunho said as they walked through the hall, up to Jaejoong's parents' room which was now Shirley's room. “Everyone left about an hour ago.”
Jaejoong nodded. He was still a little dizzy, so when he realized that he had opened the door to Shirley's room without knocking just a little to late. No, it wasn't just a little to late, it was far to late. He had seen it. Shirley's nakedness was etched into his mind. Shirley screamed and Yunho said something. Jaejoong fainted again.
“Call me when you get there, okay?”Junsu said. “And don't forget. If you don't call me, I'll call you.”
“I won't forget,” Yoochun shook his head. “I'll call you. Now let me go inside. It's freezing out here...” They had been standing and talking on Yoochun's doorstep for over 45 minutes and Yoochun was starting to feel it in his toes.
“Then why don't you invite me in,”Junsu said, flashing him his a bright smile.
“I'm not letting you sleep over. I need to be at the airport at 6 in the morning,” Yoochun said. “I need sleep.”
“Fine,” Junsu sighed and grabbed one of Yoochun's hands. “Give Yoohwan, your dad and your stepmother a kiss for me.”
“I will.” Yoochun nodded and tried to take his hand back, but Junsu wouldn't budge.
“It's going to be two weeks, Yoochun,” Junsu said seriously. “It's weird to just say goodbye and let you go like that.”
“There is nothing more to say is there?” Yoochun shrugged. “Behave while I'm gone. Do not, and I repeat, do not get drunk and do stupid crap. Seriously, you know it pisses me off more than anything when you do that.”
“I won't. I promise.”
“Okay. I'll see you in two weeks then...”
“Yoochun... you know what I mean,”Junsu said, tugging at his hand impatiently.
“Wasn't two kisses for your birthday more than enough?” Yoochun sighed. “How about a hug?”
Junsu frowned but wrapped his arms around him in the tightest hug possible. “I still like you,”Junsu murmured.
“I know,” Yoochun said and let go. “I'll see you in two weeks.”
Yoochun turned around and stepped inside. He waved at Junsu for a last time through the small window in his front door and Junsu gave him a faint wave back.