what am i doing with my life... oh i know, CACA!

[suitsandboots]

ok so i had this dream... that i was an employee at my own grocery store. and i had a secret fishing area for weird people. and when they went in there, i fed them to this hundred foot megalodon shark. and like i threw in stupid people and shit, and then JESUS MAKES THE SHOTGUN SOUND sound came trying to look all bad ass and shit, and i threw the

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[tested_positive]

trying to look all badass?
-no, we are badass.
Adrian was cut in half?
if by cut in half, you mean, "fine as hell".
gromble fromp lomgus chomp, you knew it, i knew it, it was there from the begining, the chase begins at sundown, I'd equip two knives and a redbull if I was yer.
"meet my dad"
Kyle, this is my dad, tom selleck.

[ron_reagan_mask]

!!! YOU REMEMBER

[amnesia_vivace]

yea-ah!

[vomitmeup]

total creep.

i hate you.

[killme_softly]

if you don't call me or come visit me i'm going to kill you.
then turn into a statistic and kill myself.

xo.