round five prompt post - CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS

[suitsmeme]

ROUND FIVE IS CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS! 
  Round Six will open on Thursday, June 14th.

The Holiday Round has been posted here. Please use that any holiday prompts.

IMPORTANT: Please don't forget to warn for any triggers (these can be found in the Rules post), better to warn when in doubt. If a prompt is not warned for triggers and contains them, it

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Harvey/Mike

[roslindi]

Mike gets drunk and handsy* with Harvey at the annual Pearson Hardman Completely Non-Denominational Winter Holiday Party**.

*IT'S NOT MIKE FAULT, OKAY? NO ONE WARNED HIM ABOUT THE SUPER POTENT EGGNOG.

**Pearson Hardman is a totally professional and unbiased working environment, and they all got memo about this so they had better remember it this year, or Louis will make a scene about the firm being exposed to discrimination law suits.

Re: Harvey/Mike

[phreakycat]

So many enthusiastic LOLs for this prompt. It's like a micro-fic of hilariousness.

Re: Harvey/Mike

[roslindi]

Now that you mention it, it does look like a micro-fic! It's totally meant to be a prompt, though. Too much would have gone down at that party for just a micro-fic. :D

FILL: Blame It On the Eggnog

[roslindi]

Have a micro-fic anyway.

Nobody had warned Mike about the eggnog.

Harvey thought it was funny. At first.

He was seated in the corner, trying not to smirk as Mike stumbled drunkenly around and gave hugs to every associate in the room. But then Mike spotted him and everything just went to hell.

“Harvey!” he shouted, despite being only two feet away.

Harvey looked around, desperately hoping there were some other Harvey nearby.

“I found some mistletoe,” Mike said, plopping down in the chair next to him. “Now I gotta kiss someone. Whoa, you gotta nice table here.”

“Go kiss your girlfriend,” said Harvey. He'd last seen Jenny talking to that paralegal whose name Harvey refused to remember. (He was already too invested in the soap opera that was Mike's life; memorizing names might be taken as a sign of caring.“Nah, she's makin' out with Rachel

Re: FILL: Blame It On the Eggnog

[_nevergone]

ahaha. amazing. drunk!mike is so my favorite.

Re: FILL: Blame It On the Eggnog

[c8h7n3o2]

Haha XD XD omg that was hilarious! <3

Re: FILL: Blame It On the Eggnog

[roslindi]

*twirls anon*

I love everything about this! Mike hugging everyone, and thinking Jenny and Rachel are making out, and Donna's almost Harvey-specific-omniscient text messages.

“No. No hugging. Hugging is bad. I will sue you.” --This needs to be printed on Harvey's business cards.

Re: FILL: Blame It On the Eggnog

[roslindi]

Yay! I got twirled. :)

Donna's omniscient-text-messaging ability is actually lifted from another fic I wrote. A fic which also has Mike embarrassing Harvey at an office party, come to think of it. I think I subconsciously set them in the same 'verse.

Oh my god, I need to make a third one so I can have an office party verse!

Re: FILL: Blame It On the Eggnog

[roslindi]

DO IT~

An office party verse would be amazing!

Re: FILL: Blame It On the Eggnog

[roslindi]

I'm waiting for the inevitable New Year's Eve kissing-at-midnight prompt.

The moral of the story will be that Harvey should just not take Mike to parties.

Re: FILL: Blame It On the Eggnog

[tanpopo03]

AHAHAHA! This is the BEST non-denominational winter party fic EVER!
XD

You win!

Re: FILL: Blame It On the Eggnog

[ladyknightanka]

D'awww, so adorable! I just want to get all the Mike hugs! ♥

Re: FILL: Blame It On the Eggnog

[david_of_oz]

Just had this recced to me. Wonderful. But I think I need a link to that other fic of yours you mentioned pleeeaaassseeee???

Re: FILL: Blame It On the Eggnog

[stetson_black]

Friend of the author here! I am hereby authorized to give you this link! ;)

Enjoy! They've got some great stories!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7509459/1/Unsuitable

Re: Harvey/Mike

[rainbow_goddess]

Oh god, I've HAD eggnog like that. I took like three sips and put it down before I embarrassed myself in front of my co-workers.