Fic:
Title: Chili Con Carnage (1/1)
Author: cuppa_char
Characters: Mike, Harvey, Trevor
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3157
Warnings: some cussing, idiotic behaviour, mentions of drugs.
Summary: After one joint and too many shots Trevor coerces Mike into a Chili Con Carne eating competition. Only, now, Mike's in a world of pain, and Trevor's merrily eating his way through his second bowl of molten lava and seemingly ignoring Mike's universal sign of distress. So he calls Harvey instead.
Disclaimer: This was written for fun. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement was intended. Title From Metro (UK) paper.
Author's Notes: so this... thing is totally inspired by a article I saw in the UK's Metro paper (free paper you get at the train station). This, apparently, happened. And several contestant's had to go to the hospital (one at least twice) because the restaurant used some ridiculously hot peppers (one of the world's hottest) and admitted that they might have added extra. But that's okay, because they got the idiotic shmuck's to sign a stupidly funny disclaimer before entering... i can't find the original article but here's a link to the Guardian's coverage http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/oct/05/killer-curry-competition-hospitalises-two
He's going to die. From Chili Con Carne. And Harvey's going to kill him. Or Fire him. Again. Because he's ringing him. The one person who wont get any of it, least of all the pot. But, strangely, he's the first person he thinks of in the midst of shot-pot-chili-induced dying.
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Author: cuppa_char
Characters: Mike, Harvey, Trevor
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3157
Warnings: some cussing, idiotic behaviour, mentions of drugs.
Summary: After one joint and too many shots Trevor coerces Mike into a Chili Con Carne eating competition. Only, now, Mike's in a world of pain, and Trevor's merrily eating his way through his second bowl of molten lava and seemingly ignoring Mike's universal sign of distress. So he calls Harvey instead.
Disclaimer: This was written for fun. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement was intended. Title From Metro (UK) paper.
Author's Notes: so this... thing is totally inspired by a article I saw in the UK's Metro paper (free paper you get at the train station). This, apparently, happened. And several contestant's had to go to the hospital (one at least twice) because the restaurant used some ridiculously hot peppers (one of the world's hottest) and admitted that they might have added extra. But that's okay, because they got the idiotic shmuck's to sign a stupidly funny disclaimer before entering... i can't find the original article but here's a link to the Guardian's coverage http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/oct/05/killer-curry-competition-hospitalises-two
He's going to die. From Chili Con Carne. And Harvey's going to kill him. Or Fire him. Again. Because he's ringing him. The one person who wont get any of it, least of all the pot. But, strangely, he's the first person he thinks of in the midst of shot-pot-chili-induced dying.
*** :)
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