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Harvey would so tell his kid a bunch of stories about their other parent, just to distract the little runt from figuring out the truth. so when the two kids finally meet and start talking, the poor kid's like, "...I thought he was a spy? Who joined the circus? And runs a farm in Montana? And plays the ukulele?" while the other kid is just like, "*facepalm*, no dude, he's a dork, he runs the PTA."
and Donna would so keep tabs on Mike and the other twin. she would like, randomly pop into their lives every so often, just to make sure Mike's not doing anything too horrible, like beauty pageants or Mommy and Me Yoga. And every time she stops by, she and Mike get rip roaring drunk and talk shit about Harvey, and Mike ends up asking a bunch of pathetic questions like "...is he seeing anyone? No, don't tell me. I mean - I want to know - no I don't. I - just text me yes or no, okay, don't say it out loud - DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD."
and they're both obviously really stupid, because Harvey doesn't even talk about Mike, like ever, even to his freaking kid, and that's how Donna knows he's really serious about this.
omg omg omg i do not need to be doing this, what is wrong with me, SORRY ANON SORRY, I'M HIJACKING YOUR THREAD
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This is what I TOTALLY think Mike's kid would sound like
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