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touchofgenius November 3 2009, 03:02:33 UTC
...Fun night?

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suitoflegend November 3 2009, 03:15:58 UTC
Yeah, and an excellent way to start the day. Technically.

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touchofgenius November 3 2009, 03:19:42 UTC
The best sort of fun starts at midnight. Everyone knows that.

Nice guy though? Or girl, I suppose. Can't judge a book by its cover.

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suitoflegend November 3 2009, 03:36:25 UTC
False. Best sort of fun starts at 2 AM. Followed closely by 10 PM on any given Saturday. Nice try, though, not bad for someone who hasn't seen daylight since last December.

Girl. Feel free to judge this book by any cover you like, you're only getting the blurb off the back. BTW, it's called "looking amazing", and yes, you're allowed to be jealous.

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touchofgenius November 3 2009, 03:41:43 UTC
Last August, actually. But let's not get too technical. And 2 AM is usually when I'm working, and while it's fun, I doubt many other people would like it as much as I do.

Unless she has some sort of terrible mental disorder, there's no reason for me to be jealous.

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suitoflegend November 3 2009, 03:54:24 UTC
Oh, no wonder you suck at making viruses. Everyone knows you don't mix work with pleasure, especially not after 2 AM. You're just asking for it, dude.

Actually, she does. It's called "awesomeness", and you should look into getting checked out, because you've seriously got a deficiency of it.

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touchofgenius November 3 2009, 04:19:55 UTC
Like you've never slept with a co-worker. Please. And I'm the best at making viruses.

I'm sure I can survive something so trivial. Maybe there's a pill I could take. Or an injection even.

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suitoflegend November 3 2009, 04:52:01 UTC
My grand jury testimony says otherwise, so yes, please. Must be the best at a very narrow category. I mean, who do you have for competition, Patient Zero? What's next up your sleeve, swine flu?

Great strategy there. I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with your wonderful social skills. What do you do for take your dependent to work day?

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touchofgenius November 3 2009, 13:37:45 UTC
Let me back up, "Do you even have a job?" Actually, in my world, there were several other people who created viruses too. And swine flu, while fun, was really nothing more than a practical joke. I can do better than that by far.

Even when I lived with my daughter, I never took her to work. Besides, my company never had a Take Your Child to Work Day.

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suitoflegend November 3 2009, 23:12:06 UTC
Please. If some joke like you has a job injecting yourself with monster viruses every other week, then I sure as hell have one ten times better than that.

Why am I not surprised?

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