Yeah, so You and Me by Milow is probably the most creepy song that I have ever heard, eesh
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
I could raise you in the tub at home
I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay
I often wish that you had feathers
I’d keep you in a giant cage
All day long I'd sit and watch you
I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but paralyzed
Then I could plug you into a socket
So you could never run away
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day
And everyone I know says it's ~so cute~ o_O You know, I missed the time when he made funny songs about wanting to move to Canada.