Voicemail Post

Apr 15, 2011 08:00

"Hey. This is Atton. If you're getting this, I'm either not around or I can't tell you where I am, so leave a message and I'll figure out if I want to get back to you."

Beep.

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hatesmoststuff May 13 2013, 14:45:33 UTC
Guess who was drunk at a cowboy bar and paying no attention to who she was sending pictures to?

The picture in this text was of a very drunk girl in high heels in the process of falling off a mechanical bull that she had been standing, not sitting on. Her screwed-up facial expression was pretty priceless.

whta th fuck s wrnog wth pple

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suitablyheroic May 13 2013, 14:47:18 UTC
... Yeah, that picture wasn't leaving Atton's phone any time soon.

I don't know. You tried asking them? he texted back.

Far be it from him not to encourage bad behavior.

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hatesmoststuff May 13 2013, 14:51:02 UTC
the stpuipd mhtgi be cotnogeeous

Said the girl who currently couldn't spell the word 'might.' Or 'stupid.' Or anything even close to 'contagious.'

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suitablyheroic May 13 2013, 14:53:04 UTC
You just whack them around the ears and run if it looks like they're about to contage, Atton wrote.

Because who cared about whether words actually existed if the recipient was drunk anyway?

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notconflicted May 14 2013, 14:21:10 UTC
After getting a call from home, Sia made a call of her own.

"It's Sia. When you get a moment, can you come to my room? I need to ask you something."

Because it was harder to say no when Vitor was right there being adorable.

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Phone Day craftyladyparts May 16 2013, 08:46:31 UTC
"Hey, it's me. Something strange happened. It's not my fault, but he got loose and tried to terrorize the squirrels. But here's the crazy thing. The squirrels actually talked to him and got him to stop being kind of a jerk to them. And things were getting better, for them at least. Well, long story short, he's King of the Squirrels now, so we're all kind of under his iron paw now. That happened fast and nobody saw it coming."

"Personally, I think you're to blame here. Okay, bye."

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Re: Phone Day suitablyheroic May 16 2013, 12:56:15 UTC
[ to here ]

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Crazy Phone Day(s)! not_trivial May 17 2013, 04:50:49 UTC
Alec was just following up on another voicemail he'd just left someone else (which had incidentally been intended for a third, unrelated someone). That was all.

"And. The somewhere else we'd go would be that hotel. In case that wasn't clear."

He paused.

"...It's Alec again. Okay, bye."

The Fandom phone lines were literally the worst.

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Re: Crazy Phone Day(s)! suitablyheroic May 17 2013, 06:29:40 UTC
Seriously. The worst.

[[ to here and here ]]

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Phone Day doesdoctorstuff May 17 2013, 06:45:16 UTC
[From here]

It must be Atton's day for getting odd, sex-related calls! Lucky him!

"Look, I don't know about keeping stuff that smells like you or whatever, but if you wanna be best friends and that means sex, then sure, I'm in."

This was probably the one call that was better made to someone completely different.

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Re: Phone Day suitablyheroic May 17 2013, 06:51:09 UTC
[[ to here ]]

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