Office of the Dean | Tuesday

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Barney had important things to do in his office today. The first involved leaving crude messages on Ted's machine. The second, a bagel, three mice, and a fruit roll up.

Those tasks out of the way, Barney was prepared for his final duty of the day, planning for Parents Weekend. Maybe he could hire an actor to play him so he wouldn't have to talk to actual parents.