Poetry Corner
I almost promised you a poem yesterday, but I couldn't be arsed to write one. I did, however, formulate this limerick / tongue twister:
Mr Country Bumpkin humped his sister's pumpkin.
There's even a cleaner version, for children:
Mr Country Bumpkin kissed his sister's pumpkin.
Aren't I thoughtful? I hope you appreciate that, because I lost a whole night's sleep with that phrase going through my head - perfecting its poetic value.
I remember my year 9 form teacher suggesting a rhyme for 'purple': A fart won't do it but a burp'll.
I can't think of one for 'orange' though...Is there a rhyme for 'silver' either?
Mr Country Bumpkin humped his sister's pumpkin.
There's even a cleaner version, for children:
Mr Country Bumpkin kissed his sister's pumpkin.
Aren't I thoughtful? I hope you appreciate that, because I lost a whole night's sleep with that phrase going through my head - perfecting its poetic value.
I remember my year 9 form teacher suggesting a rhyme for 'purple': A fart won't do it but a burp'll.
I can't think of one for 'orange' though...Is there a rhyme for 'silver' either?