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I'm not superstitious, I swear. The risk is far too great to chance so I'm going to be extra cautious. The fortune teller threatened to tell everyone my history which, to my horror, he somehow knows in great detail if I'm not nicer to the people here. I cannot let that happen and thus I agreed to do as he asked. He suggested I make an offer that most can't refuse and hopefully not abuse T_T. I am offering to do whatever anyone would like me to do for them. Anything, so long as it is in my power. This is so going to bite me in the ass, I just know it. And let's try to limit this to one request per person please. I can only do so much.
*tries hard to smile nicely but ends up twitching*
Oh, yeah, I am not going to help anyone kill someone off or conquer the world or gather all the True Runes or anything else that is remotely evil or malicious in intent. Besides, all that isn't in my power to begin with except the killing part, but that's not the point.
*sigh* I hate blackmail.