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[rage_swordsman]

*intoxicated? of course not; never in a million years; it's not as if he drinks alcohol, after all*

Lady Chris~ ♥

So beautiful. The most beautiful of all. All other women are ugly compared to you ...

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[youngest_egan]

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[rage_swordsman]

*makes a shooing gesture*

Hardly anything like Lady Chris ...

[youngest_egan]

...

My apologies. We can't all be the woman of your dreams.

[rage_swordsman]

No, thankfully. There's only one Lady Chris for me~ ♥

[godwin_knight]

... Excuse me ...

[rage_swordsman]

Excuse you indeed. You're not that easy on the eyes at all.

Now Lady Chris, there's a perfect beauty ...

[godwin_knight]

Drunken idiot, do you want to die?!?

[rage_swordsman]

No, do yo- ...

Shoo. Before I say or do something I'll regret ...

[trueltning_fury]

*eyeroll, goes on about his business*

[boomerang_love]

Who're ya callin' ugly, drunkie?

[rage_swordsman]

Who're you calling drunkie? I wasn't talking about you. You're just a kid.

[boomerang_love]

::nerve struck:: I am not a kid!

I call it like I smell it.

[rage_swordsman]

Well, you're not an adult either. You're female but hardly a woman yet.

I'm perfectly fine.

[queen_of_castle]

Maybe to you but that's because you're as blind as a bat.

[rage_swordsman]

I can see perfectly fine.

... Did you know that you look like a man?

[queen_of_castle]

If you have that hard a time distinguishing between male and female, perhaps you need to be reeducated by your mommy and daddy dearest, hm?

[rage_swordsman]

I have a perfectly good sense of what looks female and what looks male, thank you very much! And you hardly qualify as anything remotely feminine! If you stopped hanging around those loafs of mercenaries you call friends, then maybe you would be able to finally look and act like a woman!