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[foxy_hervey]

What the freakin’ hell is going on ‘round here?! Seriously, I duck outta’ things for my own personal little time with myself and figure, hell, nothing’ll happen ‘round here ‘cause there’s a sweet-as little festival, and now there’s damn burnt crap everywhere?!

Dammit, I’m the one who’s supposed to screw around with fire like a moron! Me! … But

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[seacaptainlazlo]

Hervey! There you are. It's...it's something, isn't it? I don't know what more can be done, though.

[foxy_hervey]

*raises an eyebrow* I've never heard you be so damn eloquent.

[seacaptainlazlo]

...uh... *blinking in the what-did-I-do sort of way*

[foxy_hervey]

It's "something"????

[seacaptainlazlo]

Well, what else am I supposed to think? A forest got burned down, what does a person say about that?

[foxy_hervey]

We're going to find the damn culprit's what a person should say.

You 'n me. Let's do it.

[seacaptainlazlo]

Uh, Hervey...you know, it could have been caused by natural means, too. I'm not saying it was, I really don't know, but it's possible.

[foxy_hervey]

C'mon, Lazlo. When have things around here ever been caused naturally?

... 'sides, it's more fun if there's someone to maim at the end of all this.

[seacaptainlazlo]

...uh, I don't know. I've only been here a couple of months. I mean, there was that Sun Rune thing, but...

[foxy_hervey]

... Ah, yeah, right. Forgot. Just trust me when I say that everything -- even the tomatoes 'round here -- are totally rigged.

[seacaptainlazlo]

What? B-but there's a farmer here growing the tomatoes now. He didn't seem fishy to me.

[foxy_hervey]

...

There's a new farmer? Damn, what the hell have I been missin' 'round here!?

[seacaptainlazlo]

Apparently, a lot.

You should look in on Helmut, though.

[foxy_hervey]

Yeah, I was planning on doing that sooner or later. Bern told me. You seen him yet?

[seacaptainlazlo]

You could say that. I pulled him out of the water. He should be all right, but they're keeping him for, um, "observation" I guess.

[foxy_hervey]

So you're the guy I gotta' thank, then? ... Man, I'm glad it wasn't some total jackass that pulled him out!