Ugh... no one make any sudden movements! ... I get pretty goddamn agitated when I'm hungover, so I'll pull a bloody sword out on you if you do anything funny. I'm not even joking, so don't push your freakin' luck, alright? Man, my head...
... Anyway, you know
that thing everyone's been signin' up for on the bulletin board 'round here? Guess who you gotta' thank or blame?~ Yours truly, 'course. I was thinkin', well, this year, the decos have been kinda' slow and not much's happening. And since I did it last year, I figured, hey. Free presents. Why the hell not? It's also a great excuse to keep my mind off all that snow. Plus, you can now officially call me the Joy Bringer. 'cause I'm bringing joy to everyone by doing this, right? Right??
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I'm really freakin' hungry...