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[foxy_hervey]

*in pigtails, gritting his teeth a little as he sings with a pretty average singing voice*

♫ Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb... ♪ Mary had a little lamb, who lived on dry--

--AUGH, why do I keep putting my badassery on the line!? This sucks...! If I was a guy looking at me now? I would totally hit on myself...!

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[sirlepant]

*doesn't know why he would either*

What are you doing?!

[foxy_hervey]

Whaddya' mean what am I doing!? I'm singing! In pigtails! What does it look like!?

[sirlepant]

I can see that, but why are you?!

[foxy_hervey]

'cause I'm a man and men don't back down from truth or dare!!

[sirlepant]

Why would a man play truth or dare?

[foxy_hervey]

... What!? *like he's really outraged or something* To prove his masculinity, 'course! To prove that he can rise up to whateeever the challenge put ahead of him!

... ... Speaking of which, I need to hug you.

[sirlepant]

*that's a decent argument, but* It's a childish game. What does wearing pigtails say about your masculinity?

What?! For what reason?!

[foxy_hervey]

It says... it says I'm not afraid to conquer challenges! *firm, determined outlook here!*

Truth or dare! *was hoping he'd have caught on by now*

[sirlepant]

*not buying it* There are much more dignified ways to show that.

What? It wasn't enough for you to sing and wear pigtails?

[foxy_hervey]

... You're just scared.

Heh, yeah, apparently not...

[sirlepant]

Not wanting to make a fool of myself and not having the 'courage' to look like a girl are two separate matters.

The answer is still no.

[foxy_hervey]

Scaaaaredy-cat.

Aw, man... *... looks at him, like he's trying to size up what'll happen if he just hugs the guy*

[sirlepant]

You play the part of a little girl well.

*looks down at him, not saying a word*

[foxy_hervey]

... Yeah, I bet you like me as a little girl, huh??

...... *still weighing his chances out*

[sirlepant]

What are you trying to imply?

... *well, at the rate he's going...*

[foxy_hervey]

... Heheheh.

*says no more and suddenly goes for a hug!*