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[foxy_hervey]

Hah~ That fight was no problem! To all you damn naysayers out there: I told you so~ Never doubt the great Hervey and his partner ever again!

... ... okay no, not really! I mean, we won, but it was a hell of a good match! Though I can't exactly say I was totally prepared to fight some kid. His face was like... augh! It was like kicking a cute puppy!

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[trainer_juan]

The prize is worth more than just 5000 potch, you know.

By the way, I talked to her about your money.

[foxy_hervey]

Uh huh? Gimme' a hint on what it is! C'mon!

... How'd it go!?

[trainer_juan]

No.

She says she beat you fair and square, you dope. And I looked so dumb asking for it, too, like I'm your dorky little assistant or something.

[foxy_hervey]

... Damn.

Wait, and you believed her?!

[trainer_juan]

Yes ...You think she lied to me?

[foxy_hervey]

... ... ... *just buries his face in his hands, taking a deep breath*

Are you listening to yourself!?!?

[trainer_juan]

What? Me? Listen to you, man. *not quick enough to come up with a comeback here*

[foxy_hervey]

What's there to listen with me!?

Man, you believed a girl who, if those other Falenans are speakin' an ounce've truth, lies and cheats as a career choice!!! N-not that I'm one to speak~

[trainer_juan]

Oh, not much, except for all those times you whine, which is a heck of a damn lot.

That Raven guy proved her innocence somehow! And it's not that farfetched to believe that you would lose in a card game, too!

[foxy_hervey]

Rhetorical! Rhetorical! ... Th-that was just a totally painful and unnecessary response!

That Raven guy is a ninja and therefore automatically dodgey! 'sides, Jeremy lost, too! What now, huh!? It doesn't sound like she's lost a single potch since she's been here!!

[trainer_juan]

Painful and unnecessary is if I mention your mutilated scrotum down there.

We-well, what do you want me to do about that? Ask her for your and your boyfriend's money now? Yeah, then I'd really look lame.

[foxy_hervey]

Y-YOU! You and my goddamn scrotum! It's always my scrotum, isn't it!? I got hit in the upper thigh, okay!?!

... *c-calms down a little* ... Boyfriend? *twitch*

[trainer_juan]

... You say tom-ay-to, I say tom-ah-to.

Yeah, listen to yourself, talking about him every chance you get. Love is such a strong adhesive, isn't it?

[foxy_hervey]

How about I stab you in the upper thigh and we see how different it is, huh!?

Y-you're delusional. I'm only stating facts here, man. Here's another one: you're a sucker yourself!

Maybe I'll just approach her myself...

[trainer_juan]

Poke someone else with your sword, or what's left of it.

How am I a sucker?! I still haven't lost my potch from the tournament bet.

[foxy_hervey]

*grrrr*

Yet. I'm not even gonna' bet on that, 'cause I got the feeling it can't end well either...

... Hey, did you tell her her butt looked big in her dress??