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[wind_incarnate]

For a moment I was convinced the news of Zexen politicians would cause the castle a good influx of moronic chaos Yuber seems to love... I never guessed Falenans kept such a good collection of bored idiots... or attract the local ones... Maybe the country got too peaceful

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[godwin_knight]

Who are these bored idiots that you believe Falena collects? There is unfortunately a sad represantation of my country here.

And what is this about Sialeeds?

[wind_incarnate]

*stares STRAIGHT at her* ...................................................... *looks away* Heh.

What? Who? *feigns saying anything about Sialeeds*

[godwin_knight]

... *vein pops on forehead again* I am not one of those idiots!

That tramp - the one you were wondering where she went!

[wind_incarnate]

*falls silent again and gives her a quick look from head to toe*

*eyes glance to the side for a quick moment then mutters under his breath* .... guess it takes one to know one....

*looks straight at her again* Are you a friend? A relative? Her sister maybe?

[loser_blonde]

Er, what floozy thing..?

[wind_incarnate]

Why? Are those sorts one of your interests?

[loser_blonde]

I don't know because I have no idea what it is.

[wind_incarnate]

*uncharacteristic FORCED smile* Then feel free to visit the infirmary during visiting hours. You might become enlightened. Or repulsed. Which is about the same thing.

[bouzouki_beauty]

I don't understand. Did those new Zexen visitors cause trouble yesterday?

[wind_incarnate]

No. Did I not just say the new visitors from the river country to the south was the cause? Well... some of them and their new friends.

[bouzouki_beauty]

O-oh.. I didn't understand what you said too well.. but I get it now.

[no_maiden]

Luc. There's another one.

Come squish it.

[wind_incarnate]

Gimme your shoe and I'll take care of it.

[no_maiden]

*hands him a shoe, though not necessarily one of her own*

[wind_incarnate]

*doesn't take it* ...... I said yours. That's at least a size 12.

[not_crow]

It's like a bad slapstick around here! Dunno what's going to happen next!

[wind_incarnate]

... And you are?

[not_crow]

Raven, detective, sort of.

[wind_incarnate]

*Stares at him* ...... *remembers former "detectives" from the wars he's participated*

....... No you're not.