'ello, 'ello, 'ello.
Ladies and gents! Girls 'n boys!
I. Am. Back.
After a daring escapade around the oceans 'n back, fighting off those with malignant intent and going under the noble pirate flag, even facing the dangers of a giant-ass octopus and a humongous crab -- which, seriously, what the hell is up with that? -- as well as backstabbing, traitorous, cowardly pirates who just want to pillage and plunder, I've come crawling back to what I've come to call home!
Hervey the Furious, yours truly, assures you, ma'ams and sirs, that he is not lying to you. I may have left without any notice, but I really didn't think I'd be going on such a kickass journey in such a short amount've time. Cross my heart. Hope t'die. Let's you 'n me let sleeping dogs lie, eh?
I didn't mean t'leave any of you hanging, it just... happened. But lemme' tell you, never again. I've been in a few too many battles and wars than I can care to count -- and I can count pretty high, ladies and gents -- so I seriously need a break. Please tell me there ain't some madman trying to unleash all of hell's wrath on this tiny little castle. And there ain't some crazy-ass rune going nuts, is there? How about giant crabs? Or maybe some of 'em rune cannons? Twisted, demented mages? Ninja infiltrations?
'cause man. I totally just want to sit in a tavern all day, find some lovely ladies and drink till I can't tell the wall from the floor. There's just something kinda' nice 'bout totally kicking it back after working so damn hard, y'know?
And I didn't even get paid that much, that sonnuva'...
(( OOC: My exams actually end on Friday, but I don't want to flood all my characters back at once! o; ))
I. Am. Back.
After a daring escapade around the oceans 'n back, fighting off those with malignant intent and going under the noble pirate flag, even facing the dangers of a giant-ass octopus and a humongous crab -- which, seriously, what the hell is up with that? -- as well as backstabbing, traitorous, cowardly pirates who just want to pillage and plunder, I've come crawling back to what I've come to call home!
Hervey the Furious, yours truly, assures you, ma'ams and sirs, that he is not lying to you. I may have left without any notice, but I really didn't think I'd be going on such a kickass journey in such a short amount've time. Cross my heart. Hope t'die. Let's you 'n me let sleeping dogs lie, eh?
I didn't mean t'leave any of you hanging, it just... happened. But lemme' tell you, never again. I've been in a few too many battles and wars than I can care to count -- and I can count pretty high, ladies and gents -- so I seriously need a break. Please tell me there ain't some madman trying to unleash all of hell's wrath on this tiny little castle. And there ain't some crazy-ass rune going nuts, is there? How about giant crabs? Or maybe some of 'em rune cannons? Twisted, demented mages? Ninja infiltrations?
'cause man. I totally just want to sit in a tavern all day, find some lovely ladies and drink till I can't tell the wall from the floor. There's just something kinda' nice 'bout totally kicking it back after working so damn hard, y'know?
And I didn't even get paid that much, that sonnuva'...
(( OOC: My exams actually end on Friday, but I don't want to flood all my characters back at once! o; ))