The Great MILK Project
*climbs up the fountain, crosses her arms*
ATTENTION EVERYONE!
It's a well-known fact that milk is good for your body. It makes your bones stronger and builds muscles and is chock-ful of vitamins and minerals that really make it as a perfect liquid meal as itself.
But it has come to light based on a certain Queen's Knights travels that milk promotes the growth of certain parts of the human anatomy...
*puffs up her chest to emphasize her words*
To prove whether or not this is true, I think its fair to have a little experiment! All you have to do is include a daily intake of fresh milk, regular milk baths, my patented routine regimen of exercises to promote good muscle tone, and regular massage to promote good circulation. So are there a couple of washboard chest volunteers out there willing to take the challenge?
Gender doesn't necessarily apply... I don't believe in discrimmination
Just let me know if you're intererested in joining this experimental program! Thank you!
*starts to jump off, then realizes something*
OH YES! We'll also need a cow!
ATTENTION EVERYONE!
It's a well-known fact that milk is good for your body. It makes your bones stronger and builds muscles and is chock-ful of vitamins and minerals that really make it as a perfect liquid meal as itself.
But it has come to light based on a certain Queen's Knights travels that milk promotes the growth of certain parts of the human anatomy...
*puffs up her chest to emphasize her words*
To prove whether or not this is true, I think its fair to have a little experiment! All you have to do is include a daily intake of fresh milk, regular milk baths, my patented routine regimen of exercises to promote good muscle tone, and regular massage to promote good circulation. So are there a couple of washboard chest volunteers out there willing to take the challenge?
Gender doesn't necessarily apply... I don't believe in discrimmination
Just let me know if you're intererested in joining this experimental program! Thank you!
*starts to jump off, then realizes something*
OH YES! We'll also need a cow!