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[_luca_blight_]

What the hell happened to your pathetic king? Thomas came to see me the other day, and the boy was so wrapped up in his own fear that he began trembling before my very knees.  He begged me to spare his miserable life.  And because of the compassion I felt that day, I decided to let him live.  Tch.

That's the second victim who had the pleasure

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[miss_luserina]

I thought I told you to lie down and take your medicine.

I'll ask Miss Apple about arranging a bath for you. I'm not doing it, that's for sure.

[_luca_blight_]

How DARE you tamper with my quiz!!!!! Are you taking me for a fool!?!?!

[miss_luserina]

You asked for an answer, and I gave you one. If you didn't want that answer, you shouldn't have asked.

Drink your tea.

[_luca_blight_]

I ought to give YOU an answer - WITH MY BLADE!!!! ... But if you must insist, I will drink that tastefulless tea of yours first.

[swallow_rune]

.....

*doesn't know whether to be mad or sympathetic*

[_luca_blight_]

WHAT'S THE MATTER, PIG?!!?!!!? *pops up infront of him and screams*

[swallow_rune]

*stands there and allows the bellowing to pass*

... pig?

*then his gaze gets serious*
Shouldn't you be going for a bath?

[_luca_blight_]

What, did you want to join me, kid? HOO HOO HA HA HA HA. You are not WORTHY.

Unlike the rest of this dump that seems to enjoy socializing with a bunch of other naked maggots in the same room, I do things alone.

[cute_gladiator]

Castle Master Thomas is nice enough to let you stay even what you've done! You should be nicer because he didn't send you off to be sold in a slave market!

[_luca_blight_]

Slave? ME? HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HE HE HE HA HAHOHOSHTOEHROA:HO:!!!!!!! As if anyone could control ME!!!!!!! You pigs are just getting funnier and funnier by the minute.

[cute_gladiator]

Do you know what they would do to make you obey? they would poison you, just enough to make you hurt all over and be miserable, and while that's going on they'll whip you, and beat you, and mock you in the most horrible ways. And then, if you still haven't submitted, they'll lock you up in a dark dungeon with no food and only vinegar to drink, and then, after that, they'll start the whole thing over again.

[sword_of_rage]

*looks up at the yelling and stares silently for a few moments*
Do you really have to be so loud?

[_luca_blight_]

The hell are you? Another knight... your armor looks familiar... but I don't know you. Since you are new, I will give you a fair warning: Watch that mouth of yours, or you might end up losing more than your lips.

[sword_of_rage]

Oh? Would I lose my uvula then? Perhaps my cheeks? I certainly hope not my nasal labial folds.

I could care less about what you think of the castle master here, but you're putting a serious damper on my desire to drink.

[_luca_blight_]

*obviously has no idea what he just said... and would have argued with him over it, if it wasnt for the word 'drink'*

... So, you're a drinker, eh. Probably a lightweight. I could drink you under the table anyday.

[billy_candle]

Gahaha, black humour! You certainly don't see THAT kind every day!! It's good to know that everyone can lighten up every once in a while; you're a hero, sir!

[_luca_blight_]

What the HELL? Black HUMOR? If that is some wild attempt at calling me the castle jester, I'm going to shove your fruity little hat up where the sun is afraid to shine.

[billy_candle]

GAHAHAHAHA!! OH MERCY-- Stop-- STOP!!! I need a bathroom, ahahahahaha!!!! *trying to hold it in from all this laughter* Keep 'em coming, I'll be right back!!! Hahahaha!

[_luca_blight_]

I SAID STOP LAUGHING!!!! I INSIST THAT YOU DESIST YOUR FRUITY LAUGH BEFORE I --

HOW DARE YOU LEAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CONVERSATION!!!!!!! *furious*