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[_luca_blight_]

What the hell? Who decided it was a good idea to move me out of the infirmary and put me into that smelly, old, disgusting room? And who the hell looked after my medication? Because I felt completely loony and out of it.

Anyway.  Did anyone manage to safely bring that pathetic pig back, or did Yuber do him in? Don't matter to me.  But

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[bad_twin]

Ha..! What would you know 'bout unstoppable? Last time I checked, we beat you three times to Sunday, and from what I hear, it wasn't the first time you got your butt handed to ya!

[_luca_blight_]

You still haven't realized it, boy. I'm unstoppable. It took groups to even put a little dent in my armor.

You maggots talk big for someone who cannot dare face me in an even fight.

[bad_twin]

Wh-what was that?! Don't make me "even" you!!

[_luca_blight_]

What's that, maggot? Sounds like I've got your blood boiling already.

[bad_twin]

I'll show you "boiling blood"!!! *all he can come up with, it seems*

[bad_twin]

...Wait, I misquoted that one. Damn it!

[_luca_blight_]

Sounds like a certain boy fell into the his little fountain a few more times while I was out of commission.

[bad_twin]

Sounds like you need to shut up idiot!!! I mean it, if you try anything funny, I'll take ya down, mano-e-mano!!

[_luca_blight_]

Is that so? Can you tell me what happened last time you tried to play macho, kid?

[bad_twin]

Th-that was just a one-time thing! Besides, I was holdin' back anyway!! I could bring you down to your knees if I wanted to, who do you think you're talkin' to??

[_luca_blight_]

Lies. Nothing but lies. I can see it in your eyes, I can see your fear, and the way you'd squirm if I ever wrapped my hands around your scrawny little neck.

[bad_twin]

I think you're the one livin' a lie, pal. I told ya I ain't scared of dying, it's just that I don't really wanna! And why's everyone callin' me scrawny, dammit?!

[_luca_blight_]

Haha...ahaha..AHAAHAHAHAAHAHOHOEHOA -- *coughs and stops due to his wounds*

... Then today is your lucky day.

[bad_twin]

Why, did my name make it to the Showbiz Walk of Fame?~ That's kinda sudden, I mean, I am a superstar, but they usually award to to guys who're near the end of their careers... *rambles to self mostly*

[_luca_blight_]

What the hell is Showbiz Walk of Fame? Kill yourself.

[bad_twin]

After you...