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[tomboy_mitsuba]

Did that Roy beat it already? Good! 'Cause I'm not wearing his stupid dress! Nice going, Hervey! Setting me up on a date with a cripple! Do you ever think about my feelings? How I feel about not being able to punch a handicapped dweeb like Roy

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[billy_candle]

Hey bambina, you never did tell me your answer to my proposition. How about it? I'll tell you where to find the crab, you get to "swing your sword around" a little, and we call it a day by splitting the loot that it's guarding!

Something like that oughta soften up even the most scorned woman in the world! Even my ex-wife!

[tomboy_mitsuba]

At this point I'm just about willing to let you keep the treasure to yourself as long as I get some action and some crab meat!
'Just about' though. Not quite! I want some of that treasure too, so let's do it, Mister!

[billy_candle]

"Just about"? G'aw, don't tease a guy like that..! *was really hoping she was serious about it!!*

Alright, but I want a little piece of the crab, too! Melvy and I need to eat, after all!

[tomboy_mitsuba]

Sure, sure! But try not to eat too much! I'm a growing girl, you know!

[billy_candle]

Ahh, it would probably be good if you didn't eat too much yourself, young missy. Seafood is healthy and all, but you have to moderate it from time to time!