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[heres_my_card]

It seems like this is going to be quite the lonely Valentine's day for me! AH--No offense, Mr. Mouse

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[st_loa_flame]

It's... hip to be... square??

[heres_my_card]

Keep it straight edge! How do you kids say it? Keep it real, homie.

Oh--and has your father been keeping good care of my photo? *hopeful smile*

[st_loa_flame]

... I'm seventeen, sir. I'm not a kid anymore.

... ... Th-that photo... It's yours, huh...? *suddenly having trouble processing any thoughts*

[heres_my_card]

Oh--so you've seen the contents, huh? *Places a hand on Melville's shoulder*

Then you are right. You are not a kid.

You are now a MAN

[st_loa_flame]

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I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

[heres_my_card]

Don't fret it, m'boy!
There are very few men that understand such feminine wiles....