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[heres_my_card]

Ho, now this is quite interesting! I didn't think an old fogey like myself had it in him to walk to an entirely new country! And from what I gather I walked straight into the year 481? Why that makes me sixty-nine years young! And still looking fabulous I may add. Ah sometimes I fascinate...Though I hear that's not all uncommon around here

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[firefly_boy]

...?!
Y-you knew exactly where you were...? You must be a really great detective!

O-oh, boy, wait 'til Kidd meets you..

[heres_my_card]

Oho, well I guess all this credit you're giving me isn't fair. That is to say, I've been up north before, you see. So it wasn't all that hard to figure out! Though it really is rather strange.
Hm, you're far from home too, aren't you?

Detective? Well, maybe later. But feel free to spread the good word, and here--pass these out. *hands him a pile of business cards*

[firefly_boy]

...Y-yes! I am! I'm from the Island Nations! Wow, h-how did you know?! *totally fascinated omg*

--er! *fumbles with the business cards dumbly* um...er...s-sure...b-but actually, I'm an assistant to another detective, s-so...

Business cards...?

[heres_my_card]

I've been to the Island Nations once or twice. That and you've got an old soul, I should know!

Oh dear, I wouldn't want your allegiance to be questioned, I'll take those back. But make an old man smile and keep one for yourself. They make great good luck charms!

My heart is breaking...

[firefly_boy]

An old soul..? W-wow...

..Oh, er, y-yeah..I'll um, keep this one...safe? *just...staring at the card and has no idea what to do with it*

[heres_my_card]

Don't worry if you drop it in the mud or accidently keep them in your pants pocket when you're doing the laundry. I have plenty more and I'm always thinking of new designs.

Would you like a spare just in case? I've plenty.

[firefly_boy]

...uh....

S..sure...I'd love some...

*really just being polite;;;*

[heres_my_card]

That's a good chap!
Tell me you're name and I'll personalize some for you.
*seemingly pulls a dozen out of thin air and helps himself to stuffing them all into Eugene's pockets*

[firefly_boy]

uh! it's....Eu--Eugene o___o

*is totally being violated*

[heres_my_card]

'Eugene' Spelt E-U-G-E-N-E right?

Oh excellent, I'm envisioning it now!
Assistant Private Investigator: Eugene

Perhaps a lilac colored font.
Do you suppose I should abbreviate 'Assistant'?

[firefly_boy]

uh...wh....huh....?

I'm sure whatever you pick is fine! Wh-what's going on...?

[amateur_agent]

H-hey! He's MY assistant!

[heres_my_card]

*Waves off Kidd*
Of course, Of course!
But it wouldn't hurt to make your assistant sound a bit more authentic, would it?
Ahahaha~

[amateur_agent]

You think that'd be a good idea...?

[heres_my_card]

A good idea? A fabulous idea!
Why clients will be coming through your door in flocks, hypnotized by the sheer authenticity of it all.
And of course, it'll be my pleasure.