Master Thomas?!
Has anyone seen Master Thomas?! Sir Luc and I went to his room and he wasn't there!!! He's always there in the morning for his morning paperwork!!! And his shoes were still there--he'd never leave his room without his shoes!!! Or without making his bed!!!! Or with all his extra papers scattered on the floor!!!!! If the aliens came and got him, they better give him back, RIGHT NOW. Or I will be very angry and spear them all with my spear!!!!! Then I'll bash them with my helmet and give them a good finishing smack with my father's War Horse rune!!!!!!!!!!! But what if he fell in the lake?! Or what if he fell out of the window???! Or drowned in the toilet?! Or was eaten by a monster under the bed?!??! Or what if--!!!
*falls into a frenzied flail*
*falls into a frenzied flail*