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[nashy_washy]

Okay, I swear on my mother and father's grave that I will not pull the disappearing act anymore.

Seriously.

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[pirate_sigurd]

Some see disappearing as an act of cowardice, you know.

[nashy_washy]

If you missed me that much, you could've sent a card.

[pirate_sigurd]

I've never even met you.

[nashy_washy]

My name is Nash. I like women, Cecile, Queen and Hervey. But don't tell him that.

[queen_of_castle]

What the hell are you saying? That I'm not a woman?

You do like Hervey. You're obsessed with him.

[nashy_washy]

This is exactly why I didn't place you under the 'women' category!!!

[queen_of_castle]

I didn't give birth because I'm a man, you retard. Frightened that I'm going to kick your ass?

[nashy_washy]

Whoa, whoa, calm down, Queen. You don't want to upset your wife, now do you?

[queen_of_castle]

...

Why did I ever wonder where you disappeared off to. Things were so much better with you gone.

[nashy_washy]

Did I mention how cute you are when you're angry?

[queen_of_castle]

Plenty of times before. It will solve absolutely nothing.

[nashy_washy]

Alright, you got me. I'll apologize, but only and I mean ONLY if I can get a hug from you.

[queen_of_castle]

... That's only if this "hug" you mean is completely platonic. If I feel your hands wandering where they should never be, then I swear I'll kick your ass.

[nashy_washy]

I swear by my scarf, which was made by my sister, that my hands will not wander any part of your beautifully shaped body, so help me God.

[queen_of_castle]

How the hell am I supposed to take that oath seriously? You're swearing to your scarf.

[nashy_washy]

...Hey, don't go there! That's the best you're getting from me.

I'm all serious.