I bet it's hypothermia!

[torans_playboy]

Thanks to a certain luc someone luc and his sassy temper I have forgotten what it feels like to be warm!  I spent an hour or two soaking in the baths to see if that would help, but now I'm just shivering and pruney!  I really, really, really have to get some warmer clothes, because the ones that I've gotten here don't fit too well, but at least

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[foxy_hervey]

Oh man, you're freaking. You're spazzing the hell out. This is awesome.

[torans_playboy]

I am not!!!

[foxy_hervey]

Did I mention I'm technically like, 200 years old or something?

[torans_playboy]

Yeah well, how many of YOUR dead colleagues or enemies are here?

And being 200 you don't have to worry about accidentally running into your older self and blowing up the world or something!!

Although hey, if Viki and Little Viki can meet each other...!

[foxy_hervey]

Actually, the guy who everyone teamed up to kill? Cray? Y'ever heard of that guy from the history books? He's here.

... You're not gonna' go meet your older self, are ya??

[torans_playboy]

....not ringing a bell, but seriously, what the hell? Is there like some kind of villainous tea party going on here where everybody that's been taken down in a war like that is hanging out in one corner? Is Emperor Barbarossa bringing the scones?

Also, why would I ever do something stupid like that! I bet he wouldn't believe me anyway.

[foxy_hervey]

Luca Blight's bringin' the roasted pigs, I bet. Even if it's a tea party. Damn, that guy has a pig fetish.

'cause you seem like you're having a mid-life crisis or somethin'!

[torans_playboy]

Man, I won't want to hear about Luca Blight's fetishes!!!

Mid-life crisis? Wouldn't that be more like Old Sheena's thing than me? I am still quite young and robust and not crisising OR mid-life!

[foxy_hervey]

*imitates* "Hoohoohoo! Die pigs! Squeal!!!" ... ... Heheh, he flips out so much.

Point.

[torans_playboy]

Man, it's all fun and games until you have to fight him! That son of a bitch almost took my damn arm off back in the City-States war!!

[foxy_hervey]

You know what? I'd rather fight him than have him hit on me.

God... You haven't had him hit on you.

>_>

[torans_playboy]

.......................what

I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT LUCA BLIGHT IS INTO DUDES THANK YOU

[foxy_hervey]

HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT?!?!

HE MADE ME COME TO HIS ROOM AT NIGHT, SAYING HE'D FLIP OUT AND KILL PEOPLE IF I DIDN'T. SO I DID. WITH A SWORD. AND ALMOST KNOCKED HIM OUT. THEN I RAN.

[torans_playboy]

HOLY HELL I DIDN'T THINK HE COULD GET ANY SCARIER BUT I WAS WRONG!!

OH GOD I'M SO SORRY

[foxy_hervey]

HE ALSO DRESSED UP IN REINBACH'S OUTFIT.

... THINK VERY COLORFUL NOBLE WITH FRILLS AND PUFFS.

[torans_playboy]

HERVEY

WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE NOW