Sick but hilarious.....
So being a slightly bored slightly psychotic psychology student I stumbled across a web page that generates suicide notes.... heres mine....
Dear Ungrateful World;
Although everyone on Earth has failed to give me even half the accolades and adulation that should go with me, Klarkykat, being the 3rd coming of christ, I will still fulfill my destiny. For you insolent pukes, I will shed my blood to once again open the gates of heaven.
Start erecting statues, singing songs, scoring touchdowns and doing other shit for my glory, because you fuckers owe me big,
Jesus Christ III
a.k.a. Klarkykat
P.S. I cemented/superglued all my orifices shut, so you coroner pricks can't steal my fillings or sex up my corpse.
P.S. ps Don't do an autopsy this is definitely suicide
P.S.ps ps Tell everyone I'm not psychotic
P.S. ps ps ps All those gay pornos aren't mine. They're a friend's. And I was superimposed.
Haaaaaaaa hahaha
Theres something wrong with me i swear :P
Dear Ungrateful World;
Although everyone on Earth has failed to give me even half the accolades and adulation that should go with me, Klarkykat, being the 3rd coming of christ, I will still fulfill my destiny. For you insolent pukes, I will shed my blood to once again open the gates of heaven.
Start erecting statues, singing songs, scoring touchdowns and doing other shit for my glory, because you fuckers owe me big,
Jesus Christ III
a.k.a. Klarkykat
P.S. I cemented/superglued all my orifices shut, so you coroner pricks can't steal my fillings or sex up my corpse.
P.S. ps Don't do an autopsy this is definitely suicide
P.S.ps ps Tell everyone I'm not psychotic
P.S. ps ps ps All those gay pornos aren't mine. They're a friend's. And I was superimposed.
Haaaaaaaa hahaha
Theres something wrong with me i swear :P