BLAH.

[suicideoflove]

I'm hungry. Unfortunately, I do not know how to use a microwave. And now I wonder why the fuck I bought this peice of crap. God damn. I couldn't make cup-o-noodles to save myself please..... yeah. However, I'm away that if I put.. say, a kitten.. in said microwave, it would explode be nice and warm and toasty. Or perhaps, toasted. But I cannot even make a damned microwavable burrito! I feel I'm going to be moved to violence.

..Someone.. anyone.. help me.