RAWR.
HOLY SHIT MEN. I found this old bottle of Jack Daniels, and decided we should get married. like. now. IN CANADER. Or here. I'm not sure.. WHO WANTS TO COME?
I also got a kitty. It's small, and black. So cute. OKAY, I STOLE IT FROM MY NEIGHBOR. But how will she know? >> I HAVE MAD NINJA SKILLS, yo' I stumble a lot, so people think I'm constantly drunk.. D;
So anyways.. I was coming up the stairs, and I fell. It was funny, because I was totally drunk. Then this old lady come up to me and was like 'Do you need help, son?' And I told her to fuck off. And she beat me with her cane.
Then I got into my apartment, and couldn't find my bass, and I was actually in the mood to practice because Orochimaru-sama is going to whack me with HIS cane! I was sooo bored. Then, like... I SAW MR. KITTY OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE. And that bitch had my bass. I WAS LIKE WTF? So then me and Mr. Kitty got drunk together, and he was so cute..<3
Yeah, then I passed out.
I also got a kitty. It's small, and black. So cute. OKAY, I STOLE IT FROM MY NEIGHBOR. But how will she know? >> I HAVE MAD NINJA SKILLS, yo' I stumble a lot, so people think I'm constantly drunk.. D;
So anyways.. I was coming up the stairs, and I fell. It was funny, because I was totally drunk. Then this old lady come up to me and was like 'Do you need help, son?' And I told her to fuck off. And she beat me with her cane.
Then I got into my apartment, and couldn't find my bass, and I was actually in the mood to practice because Orochimaru-sama is going to whack me with HIS cane! I was sooo bored. Then, like... I SAW MR. KITTY OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE. And that bitch had my bass. I WAS LIKE WTF? So then me and Mr. Kitty got drunk together, and he was so cute..<3
Yeah, then I passed out.