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The Stupid Spoiled Whore Meme (I made up the title)
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
( ) an iPod
(3) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(4) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(5) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(6) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
(7) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(8) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker (in the fridge)
(9) a working washer and dryer
(10) more than 20 pairs of shoes
(11) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
(12) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
(13) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(14) wealthy family members
(15) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(16) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(17) good credit
(18) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(19) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
(20) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
(21) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
(22) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(23) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(24) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
(25) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon - not nails, but eyebrows waxed
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
(26) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis - no, I drive my OWN taxi
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
(27) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
(28) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
(29) been on a cruise
(30) traveled out of the country
(31) met a celebrity - DOES YAMASHITA COUNT?
(32) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York - this shouldn't count!
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(33) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(34) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
My score = 34
If your score is 40 or over, you're a spoiled bitch and why aren't you giving me money?
How am i not spoiled.. okay I will rememeber that next time waldo says i am spoiled
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
( ) an iPod
(3) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(4) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(5) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(6) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
(7) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(8) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker (in the fridge)
(9) a working washer and dryer
(10) more than 20 pairs of shoes
(11) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
(12) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
(13) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(14) wealthy family members
(15) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(16) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(17) good credit
(18) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(19) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
(20) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
(21) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
(22) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(23) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(24) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
(25) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon - not nails, but eyebrows waxed
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
(26) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis - no, I drive my OWN taxi
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
(27) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
(28) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
(29) been on a cruise
(30) traveled out of the country
(31) met a celebrity - DOES YAMASHITA COUNT?
(32) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York - this shouldn't count!
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(33) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(34) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
My score = 34
If your score is 40 or over, you're a spoiled bitch and why aren't you giving me money?
How am i not spoiled.. okay I will rememeber that next time waldo says i am spoiled