So this one guy floated up to me the other day and told me to build a boat.
A BIG boat. Then he instructed me to take all the animals and place them on the boat.
I told him, "Dude, It's raining. What if I get sick?"
He told me it was God's will.
But I had to go to work.
Here's right outside the door of my apartment.
YEE HAW!!!!!!
I was in the mood for a Limeade. But when that fool on her rollerskates came out to my car to give it to me, she (and my Limeade) were washed away, never to be seen again.
Yeah... that's the road I use to get to work. That could have been me. Good thing I took the helicopter that morning.
Why in the hell would you even attempt to make it through that?
And finally....
Here's a picture of my Grandma asleep.
For whatever reason.