Friend.
You can fake them out so easily. You can lie with a smile, and they'll tell their friends that you were so cool when they met you. You can almost make the words come out of their mouths. You want to compliment them and as them the answer to easy questions so that they'll feel that you are stupid and they are smart. It's a great way to make someone give you what you want. Make them think that they're in control. All the while you're laughing behind your eyes calling them every name in the book. Be careful though. You don't want to come off as patronizing. You see those shit heads on television talk shows do it. I saw some piece of shit talking to this very corny actor whose name I won't mention because I don't want him to sue me, resulting in him getting his kneecaps broken. Anyway, I wondered what in the hell you could say to this guy that would be a compliment and also be true? "I think your wife's mustache is funny enough, but tell her not to take her clothes off in films anymore. It puts me off my food." No, this is national television. The ass-kisser complimented the guy on his new piece-of-shit movie that he did and got him to open up and say the stupidest shit. Another way to make people work for you. Agree with everything they say. Don't let them catch on of course. They will tell others how cool you are and how you two really "connected." People are such suckers. That's how serial killers get away with so much shit. A guy pulls up in a van and tells a girl to get in and go for a ride. She gets in and the guy rapes her and throws the body off a cliff and drives home. Easy. The pigs found her a year later with the ice pick still in her head. Basically, you want to make a person feel good. When they feel good, they think they're powerful. When they're under that delusion, play'em like a fucking video game. Hack them up, pull their teeth out, drive them to tears, make them fall in love with you, just for something to do. When they love you, then you get them to take out all the money in their bank accounts and give it to you. Then you tie them to a chair in their living room, cover them with gasoline, and torch them. Keep telling them that they're great and in charge of their lives. It's what I did to my parole officer, and it worked out fine. More later. Bye!