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Sort of Public - April 7, 2000

Apr 07, 2006 18:08

( Public to everyone who doesn't want to see me dead, wish me ill, or want to torture me within an inch of my life )

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Private to Malfoy broken_harry April 8 2006, 01:24:22 UTC

Who would have guessed that none of that applied to me?

Sorry, Ferret, I won't be back in town until late this evening - maybe tomorrow. I need to pick up some new clothes though, if you're still bored this weekend...I might be able to suffer through your company. I guess torturing myself doesn't count in your settings on this entry.

Oh - and no drinking. Did the new Dark Lord tell you he came by for a chat the other day?

-H

Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ April 8 2006, 01:27:08 UTC

I know, it's amazing.

What are you getting up to that's going to keep me from your glowing presence for so long, Boy Wonder? And stuff it. You love me. You know it.

No. He was too busy using the thumbscrews on me and beating his werewolves into submission. What happened?

~D

Private to Malfoy broken_harry April 8 2006, 01:34:21 UTC

Mischief and mayhem. Nothing new. Took a bit of a short hols is all. BE careful, it almost sounds like you miss me.

I tolerate you - that's a far stretch from love. But - I may even give you a few moments of something somewhat close to like. Telling Snape not to hurt me (yes, I do remember bits and parts of what happened), I think it's safe to say I came close to liking you then.

I'm still breathing so obviously not everything he'd hoped for.

-H

Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ April 8 2006, 01:43:50 UTC

I can't live without you, didn't you know that? Harry Potter, you light up my life.

Well . . . yeah. I'm rather likable sometimes. obviously only when we're both pissed

Well, one of these days, I'm sure.

~D

Private to Malfoy broken_harry April 8 2006, 02:23:41 UTC

Funny...really funny.

Moody today, are we? You do realize that you actually pull off sulking in a journal? I'd be concerned if I wasn't so bloody impressed.

-H

Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ April 8 2006, 03:54:18 UTC

I know it.

Moody? Why do you always think I'm moody? I'm not, you know. Just witty. And sarcastic.

Don't feel embarrassed that you didn't notice though. I'm sure your Weasley doesn't love you for your brains or your ability to discern when someone's being facetious from when they're pouting.

~D

Private to Malfoy broken_harry April 8 2006, 04:12:01 UTC

"Well...yeah." That's witty and sarcastic? Whatever you say, Ferret.

I always think it because you always are. You are mentally unstable after all.

Oh no? Then tell me, Ferret, why does she love me? Really, I'd like to know your thoughts on this one, seeing as how they are bound to be so witty.

-H

Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ April 8 2006, 04:38:48 UTC

It sounded more sarcastic in my head.

Yes, I know I'm mentally unstable. Would you like to push me over the edge? Because if you want to, feel free. I'm sure my Aunt Bellatrix and I will have a grand time being mad together.

How should I know? She's pined after you since before she hit puberty. I doubt she even knows why she loves you.

~D

Private to Malfoy broken_harry April 8 2006, 04:47:22 UTC

Calm down, Ferret.

You know I don't think your mental.

My unidentifiably loveable self will buy you something pretty when we go shopping if it will get the wand out of your arse.

-H

Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ April 8 2006, 05:02:08 UTC

Oh shut up.

But if you want to buy me something, I won't say no.

~D

Private to Malfoy broken_harry April 8 2006, 05:04:01 UTC

...

-H

Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ April 8 2006, 05:06:45 UTC

I'm drowning in a sea of words, Potter, do stop writing before I'm forced to consult a dictionary.

~D

Private to Malfoy broken_harry April 8 2006, 05:08:34 UTC

I was only doing what you said, Ferret. I thought you liked it when people followed your orders.

-H

Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ April 8 2006, 05:10:20 UTC

But it's unnerving when you do it. Rather like . . . a Ravenclaw not studying. Or a Hufflepuff not working. Or a Gryffindor, not being an idiot.

Do you see? Utterly frightening.

~D

Private to Malfoy broken_harry April 8 2006, 06:42:44 UTC

Or a Slytherin not being an arrogant wanker.

I see your point.

Don't worry though, I'd never actually do anything you told me to, so your faith in humanity can be restored.

-H

Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ April 9 2006, 03:52:57 UTC

It was a good point.

Joy. I've never been this relieved in my whole, entire life.

~D

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