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broken_harry March 27 2006, 08:19:52 UTC
I must have convienently forgotten to send it.

Come on now, Ferret, do you believe everything you read in the papers? If so, you're living with the next Dark Lord and I'm - how did she put it? - under the strange and dangerous sway of this ambiguous man. I think that was my favorite part.

-H

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Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ March 27 2006, 08:28:40 UTC
Right. So you're not engaged, then.

I really did enjoy her portrayals of Severus though. I believe she captured his very essence so well. Dark, brooding, dangerous . . . Fairly dead on, really.

~D

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Private to Malfoy broken_harry March 27 2006, 08:46:45 UTC
Not engaged, no.

And how about you, Ferret? Are you a pawn, a tool, a hostage? Merlin, doesn't that woman have anything better to do with her life?

Seeing as I'm in such a good mood today, I thought I might actually thank you for the help with the dress robes. Besides being told I blend into the shadows rather well, I think they went over well. Might have even inspired me to go shopping for some other things. Maybe.

So yeah, thanks. (Don't expect this to become a habit though).

-H

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Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ March 27 2006, 08:51:44 UTC
Why do I get the feeling you're being purposefully vague?

Only in all the good ways. And obviously no, she doesn't. Stupid bint. Amusing, though. Makes me laugh.

Oh really? Go shopping for what?

Well, you're welcome then.

~D

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Private to Malfoy broken_harry March 27 2006, 09:07:35 UTC
Because you're mental. I have no idea.

Only in the good ways? What are you lot doing in that house? Nevermind, I don't want to know.

Clothes...seeing as how mine are so 'baggy'.

Don't mention it...seriously.

-H

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Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ March 27 2006, 09:11:06 UTC
Right.

You really don't, Potter. The things we get up to here . . . we're a bit too much for you to handle.

Fun.

Are you sure? Because I can if you want me to.

~D

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Private to Malfoy broken_harry March 27 2006, 09:21:52 UTC
Why do I get the feeling you don't believe me?

Right.

No, not really. I think I'm just self conscious now - which I should probably blame you for.

I'm sure. Really, no need to bother yourself.

-H

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Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ March 27 2006, 09:24:28 UTC
Why do I get the feeling that something else is going on with you and the Weasley girl than what you're telling me?

Is she having your love child? That's it, isn't it. Damn that Weasley fertility.

I'll take full credit for it, if it means you get a decent wardrobe.

Fine, fine.

~D

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Private to Malfoy broken_harry March 27 2006, 09:42:35 UTC
That's not what you asked me. We're dating.

Merlin, you're as bad as Skeeter.

You can have full credit - and knowing that, I'll be sure to buy some really horrid things.

-H

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Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ March 27 2006, 09:45:57 UTC
Dating, huh? Well, I suppose I ought to congratulate you or something, right?

Well, I did give her some good stuff back in fourth year. She loved me.

Please don't. I'll have to kill you in your sleep if you do.

~D

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Private to Malfoy broken_harry March 27 2006, 09:52:09 UTC
Not unless you want to. But thanks if you are.

Brilliant. You should team up, imagine the lies you could tell between the two of you.

Now I'm going to have to, just to see if you'd try it.

-H

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Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ March 27 2006, 09:54:54 UTC
Well, why not? Congratulations Potter. I wish you good sex and many happy, redheaded children.

Don't encourage me.

You know I would. I'd smother you with your own hideous clothing.

~D

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Private to Malfoy broken_harry March 27 2006, 10:04:55 UTC
I already thanked you once - are you fishing for more?

Alright, thanks again, Ferret. So nice of you to say, although I could have done without the redheaded children bit.

Oh don't worry, I wasn't trying to.

Haven't we had this conversation before - and you said killing me in my sleep was completely unoriginal? Or am I remembering another one of your many threats on my life?

-H

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Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ March 27 2006, 21:37:02 UTC
Oh, you're very, very welcome.

Desperation makes a person a bit unoriginal, you know. Besides which, I'm not feeling up to thinking up creative ways to kill you today. Maybe later.

~D

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Private to Malfoy broken_harry March 27 2006, 23:57:31 UTC
Desperation? What do you have to be desperate about?

You sound a bit off, Ferret. Perhaps you should get your captor to whisk you up a potion or something. Unless you're all too busy doing whatever it is I can't handle.

-H

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Private to Potter suicide_blonde_ March 28 2006, 01:48:33 UTC
To keep anyone from thinking that I willingly inspired anything but fabulous taste in clothes.

Oh, you know us all too well. I've just got something of a headache, that's all. No potions necessary.

~D

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