16 - Bad luck and death

[suicidalsensei]

These paws...this tail...the urge to roll around..

Z-ZETSUBOUSHITA!

TURNING INTO A CAT HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!

Good bye cruel world..

I-I CAN'T GET THE ROPE AROUND MY NECK..!!

Comments

[samurai_parfait]

What the hell are you talking about? Cats have it all. Sleep all day, eat whatever the hell you want, and you can ambush people without ever appearing to move.

[suicidalsensei]

Would I be able to hibernate?

[samurai_parfait]

More or less. Gotta get up to use the litterbox and eat every now and then.

[suicidalsensei]

L-LITTER BOX?!

[samurai_parfait]

I guess some cats know how to use a toilet...

[suicidalsensei]

It might be fun..

[samurai_parfait]

Just think of it as a vacation.

[suicidalsensei]

But I'll be plagued by bad luck.

[samurai_parfait]

Who isn't?

[suicidalsensei]

I'LL BE PLAGUED BY MORE BAD LUCK.

[samurai_parfait]

*shrugs*

[suicidalsensei]

I'M IN DESPAIR!