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Q: How do you call for help?
A: With your mouth open.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
what do fish smoke?
sea WEED
What is a catapiller afraid of?
answer: a dogapiller
why did the peacock cross the road?
to get to the pussy willow!
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take it out for a drag
Why did the chicken go to the sayonce?
To get to the other side.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
What animal has an ass in the middle of its back? A police horse
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead bird!"
So the blonde looks up!
question: What do you call a lot of blondes standing in a line ear to ear?
answer: A wind tunnel
Q : What did the blonde say to the officer when he pulled down his pants.
A : Oh no, not another Breathalizer
What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
one says cock-a-doodle-do the other one says any cock will do
well im getting really borded with this so im think i may leave... at least some of the jokes are funny....yeah.. my parents suck so bad and im watching jerry springer.. i really am a loser...
-amber
A: With your mouth open.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
what do fish smoke?
sea WEED
What is a catapiller afraid of?
answer: a dogapiller
why did the peacock cross the road?
to get to the pussy willow!
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take it out for a drag
Why did the chicken go to the sayonce?
To get to the other side.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
What animal has an ass in the middle of its back? A police horse
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead bird!"
So the blonde looks up!
question: What do you call a lot of blondes standing in a line ear to ear?
answer: A wind tunnel
Q : What did the blonde say to the officer when he pulled down his pants.
A : Oh no, not another Breathalizer
What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
one says cock-a-doodle-do the other one says any cock will do
well im getting really borded with this so im think i may leave... at least some of the jokes are funny....yeah.. my parents suck so bad and im watching jerry springer.. i really am a loser...
-amber