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Yay I've seen all the episodes of season 3 of Metalocalypse that have been on so far!
E01
YAY CHARLES
FALCON EXPLOSION PUNCH!
FUCK CHARLES YOU GOT SEXY SEXIER OVER THOSE NINE MONTHS YOU WERE GONE
FLASHBACK TIMES!
FUCK YES NATHAN HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I FIND YOU INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE?
BACK THEN AND NOW. BOTH. YOU'RE FUCKING HOT.
YAY CHARLES YOU'RE AMAZING, SRSLY
"What do I tell you guys before every meeting?"
"Try not to punch people."
YES TOKI IS POLE DANCING HE'S DOING IT TO GET A BIT OF MONEY BECAUSE DETHKLOK CAN'T MANAGE THEIR FINANCES WITHOUT THE AWESOMELY BAD-ASS CHARLES
(ALSO, LET ME JUST SAY THAT EVEN THOUGH I'VE SEEN S3 NOW AND EVERYTHING, SEEING THE FINALE OF S2 MAKES ME SAD AND GO ALL "NOOOOOOO CHAAAAAAAAAARLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" AS THOUGH S3 DOESN'T EXIST OR SOMETHING.
THEN, WHEN I SEE EP1 OF S3, WHEN CHARLES COMES BACK IN HIS AMAZINGLY AWESOME WAY WITH THE LIGHT AND THE DRAMATICNESS AND THE HOTNESS...I CHEER. LOUDLY. EVERY FUCKING TIME.)
E02
"RIGHT, SUPERMODEL...THAT I JUST FUCKED"
LADYKLOK
LADIES CAN BE PRETTY FUCKING BRUTAL GUYS, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
(ALSO, THE LADIES OF LADYKLOK ARE HOT.)
SHE DOES HAVE PRETTY EYES
PICKLES YOU ARE ADORABLY LITTLE
E03
I LOVE THIS BIT SO MUCH
YAY NO MORE HAMBURGER TIME
E04
IS SOMEONE HAVING A BAD CHRISTMAS?
E05
LUMBERJACK!SKWISGAAR
SKWISGAAR RAN OFF TO SWEDEN TO BECOME A LUMBERJACK SO TOKI BECAME LEAD GUITARIST AND BECAUSE HE'S STRANGE AND PROBABLY HAS LOTS OF SUGAR HE GOES CRAZY WHILE PLAYING.
NATE'S ALL, "FUCK OFF TOKI YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD"
THE FUNNY THING IS WHEN I PLAY AS TOKI ON GUITAR HERO HE DOES EXACTLY THE SAME THING.
LOOK AT YOUNG PICKLES! HOW CAN YOU SAY HE BELONGS IN A GARBAGE CAN?????
I ALSO HAD A MASSIVE SPAZ-OUT WHEN NATHAN WENT ALL DAD-MODE ON TOKI, PICKLES AND MURDERFACE. LIKE, SERIOUSLY. HOLY FUCK I LOVE NATHAN.
ALSO IN THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE KNUBBLER CALLS MURDERFACE "BABE"
MURDERFACE DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND IT
THIS PAIRING IS NOW CANON IN MY MIND
Episode 1
OMG OMG OMG LOOK AT THEM WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?
TEEHEE PICKLES' SIGNATURE
CHAAAAAAAARLES WTF YOU LOOK NO DIFFERENT! ROBOT!!!!!!!
LOL THIS GUY IS A TOTAL DICK.
OMG NATHAN I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH.
SAME GOES FOR YOU CHARLES.
ANDSKAJHSFKSHDNGKJSJDFANSFKJSDFKSGNFK LOL SKWISGAAR'S WEARING WHITE.
MURDERFACE LOOKS WEIRD.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLES
AWWW HUNGOVER PICKLES.
EW CONSTRUCTION NOISE OH YUCK THEY THREW UP ON HIM
AWWW NATHAN I LOVE YOU AND YOUR PUDGE.
FUCK YES I'D DO THAT TOO. MUCH BETTER LISTENING TO METAL.
WTF GUY?! GTFO KTHX YOU'RE CREEPY.
HAHAHA THAT CHICK HAS PRETTY NICE TITS...LOL MURDERFACE
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA THEY FELL OFF
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME. MORDHAUS IS FUCKING FLYING IN THE SKY.
HAHAH THE RECESSION IS AN ASSHOLE NATHAN!
LOL SPENDING MONEY IS TOTALLY METAL
HAHAHAHAH TOKI IS IN CHARGE OF SNACKS.
HAHAHAHAH RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLWUT MURDERFACE STATUE AHAHA
LOL THEY MUST LIKE CATS AHAHAH "PUSSY BLOKERS" AHAHAHHAHA
DORITO DISPENSERS! JUST FOR DETHKLOK!
WAY TO SQANDER ALL OF YOUR MONEY GUYS. LOL
I LOVE HOW THEY PLAY GOLF AND WEAR POLO SHIRTS
"I DECIDED TO SLICE IT" FUCK I LOVE YOU NATHAN
AHAHHAH PICKLES' VOICE MAKES ME LOL. OUT OF EPIC LOVE FOR IT.
NO NOT A SANDSCAPE SAND WILL GET EVERYWHERE MURDERFACE DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH NATHAN ON THIS ONE.
BURNT PLASTIC IS NOT SNACK TOKI. SORRIES.
UH, PICKLES, PRETTY SURE THAT HAVING A FUCKING LOCKET AROUND YOUR NECK WITH CHARLES' PICTURE IN IT IS PRETTY GAY. LIKE...CUTE. AHAHA
I LOVE THE CONCEPT OF SCREAM-ACTIVATED LIGHTING!
FUCK MONEY GUYS
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH SKWISGAAR. YOU'RE AMAZING. LOL
NOOOOOOOO THE CHEQUES ARE BOUNCING!!!! D:
YEAH THIS GUY IS A TOTAL DICK. I CALLEDS IT.
THEY'RE FALLING DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NOOOOOO
HAHAHA
I LOVE HOW DRAMATIC THE TRIBUNAL MAKES EVERYTHING.
THAT DICK IS BEING A DICK. STOP IT YOU DICK.
BAHAHAHAH SORRY GUYS I DON'T THINK THOSE PEOPLE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NEGOTIATING CONTRACTS. SORRY.
HAHAHAHAH POOR!GEARS D'AAAAAAAAAW
PFFT SPERM
FUCK MURDERFACE I THOUGHT WE ESTABLISHED THAT THE SANDSCAPE WAS A NO-GO?!
NOW THEY'RE IN THE RED THANKS TO MURDERFACE'S SANDSCAPE. WELL DONE.
AWW THEY HAVE TO CUT BACK ON SPENDING.
OI 7/11 IS TOTALLY A RESTARAUNT. FUCKING BEST ONE EVER. WHAT OTHER KINDS OF RESTARAUNTS SERVE SLURPEES!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH POLEDANCING!TOKI
I LOVES IT
HAHAHHA WTF THERE WAS A HAMBURGER IN THE BACK OF THE COUCH.
D'AAAAAAAAW NATHAN. YEAH DO WHAT PICKLES IS SAYING. JUST STOP TALKING. KUDOS FOR TRYING THOUGH!
HOLY SHIT THIS CONCERT LOOKS AMAZING.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
NATHAN, YOU MAKE MY OVARIES EXPLODE. LOTS. MANY MANY TIMES.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE CALLED NATHAN EXPLOSION. BECAUSE YOU MAKE WOMEN'S OVARIES EXPLODE.
FUCK I LOVE THE EXPRESSION ON NATHAN'S FACE.
I WOULD TURN STRAIGHT FOR THAT GUY, SRSLY.
OMG OMG OMG
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLES
FUCK YES
OMG
YOU'RE HOT
JUST
OMG
OMG
OMG
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I LOVE YOU
YAY NATHAN PUNCHED OUT THAT GUY
OMG I LOVE THAT ANGLE IT LOOKS AWESOME. AHAHAH
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK THIS CONCERT IS INCREDIBLE
NATHAN YOU MADE MY OVARIES EXPLODE AGAIN WHEN YOU STARTED SINGING.
I LOVE YOU
FUCK THIS IS AMAZING
LIKE SRSLY
HOLY SHIT
WOW
AFDJFNSDKJFSHDFJHASKDJSDF
CHARLES WAS AWAY FOR NINE MONTHS
THAT'S LONG ENOUGH FOR A BABY TO BE BORN
MY FANGIRLY MIND IS WORKING IN OVERDRIVE NOW.
OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!
MUST. FIND. OUT. MORE.
Episode 2
WELL MURDERFACE IS A BIT OF A DICK.
DIDN'T YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT?
I LIKE MURDERFACE'S FASCINATION WITH COCKS.
THAT GUY IS SO REPRESSED. HAHAH
I WANT A TV SCREEN THAT BIG.
YEAH WILLIAM.
AHAHAHAHH OMG WTF
THIS SHIT IS GOLD.
FUCK I LOVE CHARLES.
"THIS ISN'T MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
BAHAHAHAHAH CHARLES YOU ARE AMAZING.
THEY ARE A BUNCH OF DUMB RICH SHELTERED ASSHOLES THOUGH!
AHAHAHAHA TOKI IS WEARING SKWISGAAR'S PANTS. FUCK THAT'S AWESOME/STRANGE/SLASHY?
PENTUPLEMINT IS TOTALLY BADASS. SURE. ? IDK
FUCK I LOVE SEEING THEM IN SUITS.
IT MAKES ME HAPPY IN MY PANTS.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
I'M SERIOUSLY CREEPED OUT BY THIS AD HERE. WTF GUYS. SRSLY
THOUGH -- TIIIIIIIITS
KILL THAT KID, YEAH? HE'S A CUNT
YEAH EUROPEAN ADS DON'T COUNT. MOST TIMES.
NATHAN IS ... IN ANOTHER BED. ONE THAT ISN'T HIS OWN.
HOLY FUCK. NATHAN YOU'RE WITH A LOT OF WOMEN THERE.
HAHAHA TRIBUTE BANDS
OMG
LADYKLOK. THEY'RE HOT. THE END.
AHHAHAH TOKI YOU'RE ADORABLE. HE'S SKWISGAAR IN A DETHKLOK TRIBUTE BAND!
WTF MURDERFACE HAS JACKED OFF TO A PICTURE OF HIMSELF ONLINE.
ASTRONAUT CLASS! TEEHEE
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
YOU'RE TINY, PICKLES!
BAHAHHA THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.
...THEY'RE JOINING A TRIBUTE BAND...TO THEMSELVES.
NATHAN YELLING MAKES ME FEEL HAPPY. :D
HAHAH BEER TICKETS.
YEAH I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE PICKLES. :D
HAHAHA HE GOT A BEER, FROM A BEER TICKET. THEY'RE AMAZED BY THAT.
THEY WANT BEER TICKETS AND NOTHING ELSE.
YEAH THUNDERHORSE WILL DO IT. DETHKLOK WON'T.
HAHAHA UGLY CHICKS.
OMG MY STOMACH MAKES THAT NOISE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY'RE REALLY FUCKING HUNGRY.
OMG WTF THEY FORGOT TO EAT. FOR DAYS. BECAUSE THEY NORMALLY GET FED BY THEIR SERVANTS.
OMG SPAGHETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 YUMMMMMMMMMMMM
PFFFFT DUDE YOU GUYS FAIL AT SETTING UP YOUR GEAR AHAH
AHAHAAHAHHA MURDERFACE PRETENDS TO PLAY SOMETIMES AHAH
WAY TO GO MURDERFACE. WAY TO BE RESPONISBLE FOR EVERYONE HERE DYING.
"GREAT THE SPAGHETTI'S RUINED!"
LOL ONE PERSON IS IN THEIR AUDIENCE FAIL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AWWWWWW THEY'RE SOOOO TIRED AND OUT OF IT!!!!!!
THIS GUY HERE IS A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG. PUNCH HIM NATHAN!
AWWW NATHAN CAN'T REMEMBER WHY HE'S THERE.
OMG
SKWISGAAR.
SRSLY, THAT IS CREEPY. OMG. JUST...UM...OIADSHFOSNDJFFKN FUCK. THAT'S CREEPY DUDE.
THOUGH IT PROVES THAT HE CAN STILL PULL EVEN WHEN NOT IN DETHKLOK.
YEAH MURDERFACE DON'T FUCK IT UP.
AWW THEY'RE HANDING OUT FLYERS.
CHARLES MISSES THEM.
HE WANTS THEM TO COME BACK
I REALLY LIKE THE FACT THAT CHARLES IS TALKING MORE DIRECTLY TO NATHAN THAN ANY OTHER OF THE GUYS. IT'S BECAUSE HE MISSES NATHAN AND ALL THE FUCKING THEY DO.
DUDE THIS KID IS A DICK. I THOUGHT I TOLD SOMEONE TO KILL HIM?!
YEAH COME ON BE DETHKLOK AGAIN.
AWWW TOKI YOU'RE SO SWEET
HA MURDERFACE
KARMA'S A BITCH
HE'S TALKING ABOUT COCK AGAIN
HAHAHA PWNED
Episode 3
HAHHAHA NEUTERED PETS ARE TOTALLY METAL.
NEUTER YOUR PETS.
HAHAHA I LOVE YOUR LOGIC NATHAN
BTW YOU'RE HOT
FUCK I LOVE IT WHEN YOU WINDMILL LIKE THAT...
HAHAH THIS SHIT IS SO DRAMATIC
LOTS OF ANINMALS
OBJECTS
BUTTONS OF DESTRUCTION
ALL AT A DETHKLOK CONCERT
IT'S A RECIPE FOR DESTRUCTION AND DEATH
AWW KITTY
I LOVE NATHAN'S EXPRESSION! HE'S SO SHOCKED!
NO YOU CAN NOT DIE
I WOULD BE VERY SAD IF YOU DID
HAMBURGER TIME! I LOVE IT!
HAHAH YAY CHARLES IS GOING ALONG WITH IT!
YEAH I DON'T LIKE GOING TO THE DOCTOR'S EITHER GUYS. WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY
KITTY!
AWW TOKI YOU'RE SO CUTE
HAHAHAHAHA YEAH SUUUUURE YOU'RE GOING TO BE DETOXING...
HAHAH THEY'RE SO WASTED! I WANT TO DO ALL THAT IT LOOKS LIKE HEAPS OF FUN!
AWWWWWWWWWWW MAN COMEDOWNS ARE HORRIBLE, BUT THEY'RE PROOF YOU HAD AN AWESOME TIME
YEAH I RECKON DENTISTS WOULD FEEL PRETTY SHITTY ABOUT THEMSELVES
FUCK NATHAN YOU ARE SO WEIRDLY PARANOID
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DICK AGAIN MURDERFACE
YES TOKI, YES. CLEANING YOUR TEETH WITH TITS IS THE BEST THING EVER. GREAT IDEA. :D
YES DRINK THE BLEACH
AHAHAHHAHAHAH
I LOVE YOUR LOGIC NATHAN IT'S INCREDIBLE
START DRINKING! GO GO GO GO GO
HAHAHAHAHAH MURDERFACE DRANK IT
LOL
NATHAN'S TURN!
OMG DONUTS
TITS
WTF OMG WTF WTF WTF WTF
ASS
TITS
ARGH WTF WTF THIS IS FUCKED UP WTF
TEEEEEEEEEEEEETH
SRSLY
AHHA HOW DID HE GET BACK INTO HIS BED? WITH THE BOTTLE OF BLEACH?
AWW THAT POOR DENTIST!
AHAH NATHAN'S SCARED
AWW HE FEELS SORRY FOR THE GUY WHAT A CHAMP
LOL
DOCTORS
FUCKING MEDICAL CHECKUPS
SRSLY, JUST...NO
EW MURDERFACE'S ASS
OOOOH THOSE CHICKS ARE HOT
WTF WTF WTF MURDERFACE YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD AND REALLY REPRESSED AHAHA
HAHAHAHAH HE CAME ON THE DOCTOR'S FACE
LOL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF
PICKLES IS NOT GOING TO HAMBURGER TIME.
I KNOW THIS.
AWWWWW THAT VIDEO AHAHAHA
AWW HE'S SO SAD. D:
AWESOME HE WANTS A MINIBAR INSIDE HIS COFFIN
AWW YOU GUYS YOU'RE BEING INSENSITIVE
GO TO THE DENTIST NATHAN AND KEEP THOSE TEETH I LIKE YOUR TEETH
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DICK AGAIN MURDERFACE
NO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAMBURGER TIME PICKLES
BLACK OUT MORE
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT
GOOD ADVICE PICKLES
WOOO BINGE
SCULL SCULL SCULL SCULL!
WOO
BONG
HOLY FUCK THAT'S A LOT OF COKE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PICKLES
YEAH MURDERFACE...YOU'RE KINDA GAY, SRSLY
OMG WTF
PROOF RIGHT THERE
SRSLY
AWWWW NATHAN
HE LOOKS REALLY UNIMPRESSED
AWW THIS DENTIST IS SO SAD AND LOST AND LONELY AND DEPRESSED.
HAAHAH I WANT THESE AS MY SHOULDER ANGEL/DEVIL
MURDERFACE WAS TALKING ABOUT DICK AGAIN
AWW NATHAN YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT THE DENTIST GUY
RAINBOW THING ON THE WALL, THIS DOCTOR IS GAY
YOU'RE KINDA CREEPY, DOCTOR GUY
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF
AWW YAY MURDERFACE, YOU'LL LIVE TO BE IN DENIAL FOR ANOTHER DAY
OK NATHAN'S GOING WITHOUT THE GAS
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCKKKKKKKK
AWW HE RAN OFF LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
AHAHAH PICKLES IS SOOOOO OUT OF IT LOL
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOVE PICKLES AHAHAHAHAHHAH
HE'S NOT HAMBURGER TIMING
THE PEE WAS FROM TOKI'S CAT
AND NOW THE CAT IS DEAD
AND OMG WTF
WTF
OK...UM.
OK THIS SHIT IS PAR FOR THE COURSE WHEN IT COMES TO TOKI
PFFT BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY THAT ISN'T EVEN SLIGHTLY ABOUT CHARLES THERE. NO. DEFINITELY NOT.
AHAHHAHA PICKLES' FLOATING HEAD
HAAHAHA YAY NATHAN HE'S SINGING ABOUT HIS DENTIST
LOL THEY'RE RUNNING ON HAMBURGERS
FUCKING MOONWALKING CAT
OH AND THRILLER DANCE TOO
WEIRD SHIT RIGHT THERE
AWWW OVER 9000 COFFIN LAYERS FOR THE KITTY
HAHA IT CRUSHED THE SPHINX
OMG
HOLY FUCK
THE DENTIST JUST HAMBURGER TIME'D HIMSELF.
RIGHT IN FRONT OF NATHAN
LIKE
HIS BRAIN MATTER IS ON NATHAN'S FACE.
FUCK
NATHAN IS GOING TO NEED SERIOUS THERAPY.
Episode 4
FUCK YOU DR ROCKSO
YOU'RE COMEDY GOLD
BUT OTHERWISE, GTFO
GOOD. GET RID OF HIM TOKI
LOL THEY GOT A DVD FROM THEIR MUMS
SERVETA IS SUCH A SLUT LOL
MURDERFACE WHY WHY WHY????????????
LOLWUT WAY TO JUST BE ALL, "OH HAI, WE'RE GOING TO APPEAR IN YOUR HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS KTHX"
LOL THEY'RE WHINGING ABOUT THEIR MUMS
AWW TOKI WANTS TO DO SECRET SANTA
MURDERFACE STOP TRYING TO HOOK IN WITH SERVETA
CHARLES RANDOMLY APPEARED
LOL THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT! HAHAHHAAHHA
LOL CHARLES IS IN THE SAUNA. STILL IN HIS SUIT.
OOH MURDERFACE/KNUBBLER
THIS SHIT IS CANON, I SWEAR
AHAHAH TITTY TIME CAR WASH
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME
OH
THEY'RE OBESE WOMEN.
HMMMM MAYBE NOT
EWWWWWW HE PISSED IN THE COLOGNE
EW WHY DO WE HAVE TO SEE HIS ASS?
HAHA THEY GOT EXPLODEDDD
AHAH DO WHAT HE SAYS!
AWW TOKI'S WEARING A SANTA HAT
THEY'RE ANTI-CHRISTMAS
AWW YAY TOKI'S BUYING THEM PRESENTS ANYWAY
PFFT DR ROCKSO
AHAHHAHAHAHA HE'S SNORTING COFFEE SWEETNER AHAHAHAH
HE'S WEARING CHRISTMAS COLOURS!
LOL HE'S GONNA BE A SANTA
AHAHHAHA
YES
CHRISTMAS TREES ARE TOTALLY BRUTAL
IT'S A ROTTING CORPSE
HUMILIATED.
ONCE AGAIN NATHAN, YOUR LOGIC MAKES THINGS SOUND AMAZING
LOL
THEIR MUMS HAVE PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE'S NUMBER
THEY'RE CREEPED OUT
THEY WANT NEW NUMBERS
AWW HE'S GOT SO MANY PRESENTS!
YAY TOKI'S GOING TO GO SAY HI TO SANTA
AHAHAHA
IT'S DR ROCKSO
AWW CONFERENCE CALL
MURDERFACE IS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING AND FUCK SOME SHIT UP
AWW TOKI'S CONFUSED BECAUSE DR ROCKSO IS SANTA
:D CHARLES IS TRYING TO BE NICE AND BE COOL AND HE SAID KICK-ASS BUT THEY DIDN'T APPRECIATE IT
OH FUCK THE MUMS ARE HERE
LOLWUT
TOKI'S MUM IS INTO CHICKS
SERVETA IS BEING A SLUT
MURDERFACE IS EYEING HER OFF
LOL DR ROCKSO WANTS TOKI TO GET HIM SOME DRUGS
OH YUCK THEY HAVE TO GO TO THE MALL
AND THEY HAVE TO DRIVE
NO GEARS ALLOWED
AWWW KNUBBLER WAS GETTING HIT BY MURDERFACE'S GRANDMA AND MURDERFACE WAS TRYING TO GET HER TO STOP
HE CARES!!!!!!!
AHAHAH THEY'RE EPIC BACKSEAT DRIVERS, THESE MUMS
HAHA THEY'RE ALL FIGHTING
NOO THEY CRASHED
"HEY I HAVE HAVE FOUR MOTHERS TELLING ME HOW TO DRIVE! WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, ASSHOLE?!"
LOL THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE ANJA HOT
DR ROCKSO IS LOOKING FOR STUFF TO SELL FOR COKE
NOO HE FOUND THE PRESENTS
AHHAHAH MURDERFACE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S APPROPRIATE FOR CERTAIN AUDIENCES LOL
AHHAHAAH
I DO COCAINEEEEEEEEEEE
LOL EPIC WIN
AHHAHA MURDERFACE'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL THING IS SPONSORED BY THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF CHURCHOLOGY
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC
AHAHHA THEY'RE WEARING CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
THIS IS ADORABLE
YAY TOKI GETS SECRET SANTA
HAHAHAH DETHKLOK ARE DRINKING AND DOING NO WORK AND THE MUMS ARE DOING ALL THE WORK LOL
DR ROCKSO IS BACK
AWWW THEY'RE SINGING
THIS IS MAKING ALL THE MURDERFACE/KNUBBLER SLASH EVEN MORE CANON
NATHAN IS CONFUSED BY THIS SHIT
LOL IT'S SO CHRISTIAN AHAHAHHAA
OH MAN THIS IS KINDA GRATING ON MY NERVES
SORRY PERSONAL OPINION OF SOMEONE NOT RELIGIOUS
LOL THEY'VE FOUND THE ALCOHOL
THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT
TOKI FOUND THE LACK OF PRESENTS FROM DR ROCKSO STEALING THEM
CLOWN'S IN THE BUILDING
COCAINE!
AHAHAH I LOVE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR NATHAN TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT'S SPONSORED BY
THIS IS ADORABLE
CANON
HAHAHA THE MUMS ARE DRUNK
NATHAN PUNCHED MURDERFACE! AWESOME
AHHAHAHA
LOL THEY'RE SWEARING
DR ROCKSO'S HERE NOW
IT'S LIVE TV AND IT'S INSANE RIGHT NOW
NOOOOOO TOKI'S BEEN CRUSHED BY THE CROSS
HAHAHAHAH
SERVETA IS GIVING DR ROCKSO A HANDJOB
THE PRIEST GUY IS TRYING TO KILL MURDERFACE
ANJA IS STARTING TO FEEL UP MOLLY
THIS IS ONE FUCKING INSANE CHRISTMAS THING
I WISH CHRISTMAS WAS ALWAYS LIKE THIS
Episode 5
OI THESE CHICKS ARE PRETTY HOT
MAYBE NOT ALL
BUT A DECENT AMOUNT
AHAHAHAH SKWISGAAR YOU HAVE SUPER-SPERM LOL
NO CHILD BELONGS TO SKWISGAAR KTHX
AWW HE HAD A TANTRUM
AHAHAHA AWESOME
THEY GOT A PACKAGE OF MONEY AND SHIT
LOL
THAT GUY GOT TASERED AWESOME
AWW CHARLES IS TRYING TO REACH OUT TO SKWISGAAR BUT FAILING
POOR GUY
HAHA THEY'RE ALL ON LAPTOPS
I BET THEY'RE TALKING TO EACH OTHER
ON THE INTERNET
WHILE SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER
AHAHAH
LOL DON'T EXPECT AFFECTION FROM THEM CHARLES
IT WON'T LEAD TO ANYTHING GOOD
AHAH THEY ALL HAVE FATHER ISSUES
YOUNG PICKLES IS HOT
NATHAN LOVES HIS DAD
THAT'S REALLY CUTE
OH NO MURDERFACE IS GOING TO BE CREEPY
AHHAH TOKI WANTS TO BE LEAD GUITARIST
PICKLES IS EATING A HOTDOG
FUCK TOKI'S GETTING PHYSICAL
HE'S SQUEEZING PICKLES' NIPPLES OFF
AHAHAHA
LOL NATHAN'S LIKE, OI STFU MURDERFACE I'M TRYING TO COOK THIS FUCKING FOOD HERE
AND MURDERFACE IS STILL GOING ON
AHHAAHAH
AWWWWWWW PICKLES AND TOKI ARE FEELING LEFT OUT
MURDERFACE IS WANTING TO BE SKWISGAAR'S FATHER FIGURE
BUT HE'S IGNORING PICKLES AND TOKI
POOR GUYS
LOL SKWISGAAR IS LOOKING FOR HIS DAD
HAHAHAH
THIS IS GOING TO BE DIFFICULT
HAHAH
AWWW YOUNG SKWISGAAR IS SO CUTE
HE'S SKIPPING HOME FROM SCHOOL
FUCK HE WALKED IN ON HIS MUM HAVING A THREESOME
OMG GUITAR
YAY SKWISGAAR'S PLAYING GUITAR NOW!!!!!!!!! AHAHAH YAY
MURDERFACE IS TRYING TO BE SKWISGAAR'S DAD
THIS IS WEIRD
MURDERFACE, YOU HAVE ACHIEVED NEW LEVELS OF CREEPY
AWW PICKLES IS JEALOUS
I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE PARK PICKLES
YES YOU'RE BRAVE AND STRONG TOO PICKLES
MURDERFACE WHY WON'T YOU SHOW SOME LOVE TO PICKLES? HE'S LONELY AND LEFT OUT
OMG WUT SPONGEBATH
HAHAHA PICKLES
PICKLES IS HAVING A TANTRUM
AWW TOKI'S FEELING LEFT OUT TOO
PICKLES' DAD ISSUES ARE COMING OUT AGAIN POOR GUY
BAAHAHA "ALL THAT EJACULATE"
HAHAHAHAH THIS SHOW IS AWESOME
AWWW SKWISGAAR ACTUALLY ISN'T IN THE MOOD FOR SEX! POOR GUY!
HE'S RUNNING/FLYING AWAY
MURDERFACE IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING CREEPY, ISN'T HE?
OMG HE THREW HIS GUITAR AWAY! HOLY FUCK SKWISGAAR
AAHAH TOKI IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW I LOVES IT
YEAH WE GATHERED THAT SKWISGAAR WE HEARD THE MESSAGE
OMG WUT YOU'RE QUITTING DETHKLOK? THIS IS ONLY A TEMPORARY THING.
YES SKWISGAAR IS A GOD HAHAA
LOL SPERM
AWW HE'S IN SWEDEN NOW
OMG HIS HAIR IS TIED BACK THIS IS ADORABLE
IT'S KINDA WEIRD THAT THE ONLY PHOTOS IN THIS HOUSE ARE OF SERVETA
TEEHEE HIS NAME IS TYR
EWWWWWWW THEY'RE MAKING OUT LOTS
HAHAH SKWISGAAR
OMG HE PUSHED HIM INTO THE TABLE NOOOOOO
AHAHAHHAHAH
TOKI
YOU'RE SO CUTE
FUCKING WEIRDO
HAHA DADERFACE
LOL
AWW PICKLES
HE JUST WANTS SOME ATTENTION FROM MURDERFACE
OMG OMG OMG OMG
DAD!NATHAN
I'VE GOT EXPLODED ORGANS AGAIN
NATHAN YOU WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
AWW THEY'RE BONDING
TEEHEE HE'S A LUMBERJACK AHAHHAHAHA
AWW HE FOUND HIMSELF A GIRLFRIEND! :D
HOLY SHIT STOP TRYING TO HOOK IN WITH SERVETA ALREADY
BEAT HIM UP, PICKLES! DO IT DO IT DO IT
STFU MURDERFACE YOU'RE WEIRD
AWW NATHAN WANTS SKWISGAAR TO COME BACK
NOOOO SKWISGAAR YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO DETHKLOK
MURDERFACE!!!!! STOP IT
OH MAN
NOT AGAIN
POOR SKWISGAAR IT WAS BAD ENOUGH TO SEE THAT WHEN HE WAS LITTLE
AND POOR TYR
POOR POOR BLOKE
OMG SKWISGAAR IS SINGING
HOLY FUCK
AHAHA THIS SONG IS AMAZING LOL
HE'S A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE CAN SHOOT LIGHTNING FROM HIS HANDS
AND HIS CROTCH
YAY HE'S COMING BACK
STFU MURDERFACE
HOLY FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT
YAY PICKLES BEAT HIM UP
YAY TOKI YAY YOU'RE JOINING IN
LOL LIGHTNING
E01
YAY CHARLES
FALCON EXPLOSION PUNCH!
FUCK CHARLES YOU GOT SEXY SEXIER OVER THOSE NINE MONTHS YOU WERE GONE
FLASHBACK TIMES!
FUCK YES NATHAN HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I FIND YOU INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE?
BACK THEN AND NOW. BOTH. YOU'RE FUCKING HOT.
YAY CHARLES YOU'RE AMAZING, SRSLY
"What do I tell you guys before every meeting?"
"Try not to punch people."
YES TOKI IS POLE DANCING HE'S DOING IT TO GET A BIT OF MONEY BECAUSE DETHKLOK CAN'T MANAGE THEIR FINANCES WITHOUT THE AWESOMELY BAD-ASS CHARLES
(ALSO, LET ME JUST SAY THAT EVEN THOUGH I'VE SEEN S3 NOW AND EVERYTHING, SEEING THE FINALE OF S2 MAKES ME SAD AND GO ALL "NOOOOOOO CHAAAAAAAAAARLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" AS THOUGH S3 DOESN'T EXIST OR SOMETHING.
THEN, WHEN I SEE EP1 OF S3, WHEN CHARLES COMES BACK IN HIS AMAZINGLY AWESOME WAY WITH THE LIGHT AND THE DRAMATICNESS AND THE HOTNESS...I CHEER. LOUDLY. EVERY FUCKING TIME.)
E02
"RIGHT, SUPERMODEL...THAT I JUST FUCKED"
LADYKLOK
LADIES CAN BE PRETTY FUCKING BRUTAL GUYS, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
(ALSO, THE LADIES OF LADYKLOK ARE HOT.)
SHE DOES HAVE PRETTY EYES
PICKLES YOU ARE ADORABLY LITTLE
E03
I LOVE THIS BIT SO MUCH
YAY NO MORE HAMBURGER TIME
E04
IS SOMEONE HAVING A BAD CHRISTMAS?
E05
LUMBERJACK!SKWISGAAR
SKWISGAAR RAN OFF TO SWEDEN TO BECOME A LUMBERJACK SO TOKI BECAME LEAD GUITARIST AND BECAUSE HE'S STRANGE AND PROBABLY HAS LOTS OF SUGAR HE GOES CRAZY WHILE PLAYING.
NATE'S ALL, "FUCK OFF TOKI YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD"
THE FUNNY THING IS WHEN I PLAY AS TOKI ON GUITAR HERO HE DOES EXACTLY THE SAME THING.
LOOK AT YOUNG PICKLES! HOW CAN YOU SAY HE BELONGS IN A GARBAGE CAN?????
I ALSO HAD A MASSIVE SPAZ-OUT WHEN NATHAN WENT ALL DAD-MODE ON TOKI, PICKLES AND MURDERFACE. LIKE, SERIOUSLY. HOLY FUCK I LOVE NATHAN.
ALSO IN THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE KNUBBLER CALLS MURDERFACE "BABE"
MURDERFACE DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND IT
THIS PAIRING IS NOW CANON IN MY MIND
Episode 1
OMG OMG OMG LOOK AT THEM WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?
TEEHEE PICKLES' SIGNATURE
CHAAAAAAAARLES WTF YOU LOOK NO DIFFERENT! ROBOT!!!!!!!
LOL THIS GUY IS A TOTAL DICK.
OMG NATHAN I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH.
SAME GOES FOR YOU CHARLES.
ANDSKAJHSFKSHDNGKJSJDFANSFKJSDFKSGNFK LOL SKWISGAAR'S WEARING WHITE.
MURDERFACE LOOKS WEIRD.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLES
AWWW HUNGOVER PICKLES.
EW CONSTRUCTION NOISE OH YUCK THEY THREW UP ON HIM
AWWW NATHAN I LOVE YOU AND YOUR PUDGE.
FUCK YES I'D DO THAT TOO. MUCH BETTER LISTENING TO METAL.
WTF GUY?! GTFO KTHX YOU'RE CREEPY.
HAHAHA THAT CHICK HAS PRETTY NICE TITS...LOL MURDERFACE
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA THEY FELL OFF
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME. MORDHAUS IS FUCKING FLYING IN THE SKY.
HAHAH THE RECESSION IS AN ASSHOLE NATHAN!
LOL SPENDING MONEY IS TOTALLY METAL
HAHAHAHAH TOKI IS IN CHARGE OF SNACKS.
HAHAHAHAH RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLWUT MURDERFACE STATUE AHAHA
LOL THEY MUST LIKE CATS AHAHAH "PUSSY BLOKERS" AHAHAHHAHA
DORITO DISPENSERS! JUST FOR DETHKLOK!
WAY TO SQANDER ALL OF YOUR MONEY GUYS. LOL
I LOVE HOW THEY PLAY GOLF AND WEAR POLO SHIRTS
"I DECIDED TO SLICE IT" FUCK I LOVE YOU NATHAN
AHAHHAH PICKLES' VOICE MAKES ME LOL. OUT OF EPIC LOVE FOR IT.
NO NOT A SANDSCAPE SAND WILL GET EVERYWHERE MURDERFACE DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH NATHAN ON THIS ONE.
BURNT PLASTIC IS NOT SNACK TOKI. SORRIES.
UH, PICKLES, PRETTY SURE THAT HAVING A FUCKING LOCKET AROUND YOUR NECK WITH CHARLES' PICTURE IN IT IS PRETTY GAY. LIKE...CUTE. AHAHA
I LOVE THE CONCEPT OF SCREAM-ACTIVATED LIGHTING!
FUCK MONEY GUYS
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH SKWISGAAR. YOU'RE AMAZING. LOL
NOOOOOOOO THE CHEQUES ARE BOUNCING!!!! D:
YEAH THIS GUY IS A TOTAL DICK. I CALLEDS IT.
THEY'RE FALLING DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NOOOOOO
HAHAHA
I LOVE HOW DRAMATIC THE TRIBUNAL MAKES EVERYTHING.
THAT DICK IS BEING A DICK. STOP IT YOU DICK.
BAHAHAHAH SORRY GUYS I DON'T THINK THOSE PEOPLE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NEGOTIATING CONTRACTS. SORRY.
HAHAHAHAH POOR!GEARS D'AAAAAAAAAW
PFFT SPERM
FUCK MURDERFACE I THOUGHT WE ESTABLISHED THAT THE SANDSCAPE WAS A NO-GO?!
NOW THEY'RE IN THE RED THANKS TO MURDERFACE'S SANDSCAPE. WELL DONE.
AWW THEY HAVE TO CUT BACK ON SPENDING.
OI 7/11 IS TOTALLY A RESTARAUNT. FUCKING BEST ONE EVER. WHAT OTHER KINDS OF RESTARAUNTS SERVE SLURPEES!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH POLEDANCING!TOKI
I LOVES IT
HAHAHHA WTF THERE WAS A HAMBURGER IN THE BACK OF THE COUCH.
D'AAAAAAAAW NATHAN. YEAH DO WHAT PICKLES IS SAYING. JUST STOP TALKING. KUDOS FOR TRYING THOUGH!
HOLY SHIT THIS CONCERT LOOKS AMAZING.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
NATHAN, YOU MAKE MY OVARIES EXPLODE. LOTS. MANY MANY TIMES.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE CALLED NATHAN EXPLOSION. BECAUSE YOU MAKE WOMEN'S OVARIES EXPLODE.
FUCK I LOVE THE EXPRESSION ON NATHAN'S FACE.
I WOULD TURN STRAIGHT FOR THAT GUY, SRSLY.
OMG OMG OMG
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLES
FUCK YES
OMG
YOU'RE HOT
JUST
OMG
OMG
OMG
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I LOVE YOU
YAY NATHAN PUNCHED OUT THAT GUY
OMG I LOVE THAT ANGLE IT LOOKS AWESOME. AHAHAH
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK THIS CONCERT IS INCREDIBLE
NATHAN YOU MADE MY OVARIES EXPLODE AGAIN WHEN YOU STARTED SINGING.
I LOVE YOU
FUCK THIS IS AMAZING
LIKE SRSLY
HOLY SHIT
WOW
AFDJFNSDKJFSHDFJHASKDJSDF
CHARLES WAS AWAY FOR NINE MONTHS
THAT'S LONG ENOUGH FOR A BABY TO BE BORN
MY FANGIRLY MIND IS WORKING IN OVERDRIVE NOW.
OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!
MUST. FIND. OUT. MORE.
Episode 2
WELL MURDERFACE IS A BIT OF A DICK.
DIDN'T YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT?
I LIKE MURDERFACE'S FASCINATION WITH COCKS.
THAT GUY IS SO REPRESSED. HAHAH
I WANT A TV SCREEN THAT BIG.
YEAH WILLIAM.
AHAHAHAHH OMG WTF
THIS SHIT IS GOLD.
FUCK I LOVE CHARLES.
"THIS ISN'T MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
BAHAHAHAHAH CHARLES YOU ARE AMAZING.
THEY ARE A BUNCH OF DUMB RICH SHELTERED ASSHOLES THOUGH!
AHAHAHAHA TOKI IS WEARING SKWISGAAR'S PANTS. FUCK THAT'S AWESOME/STRANGE/SLASHY?
PENTUPLEMINT IS TOTALLY BADASS. SURE. ? IDK
FUCK I LOVE SEEING THEM IN SUITS.
IT MAKES ME HAPPY IN MY PANTS.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
I'M SERIOUSLY CREEPED OUT BY THIS AD HERE. WTF GUYS. SRSLY
THOUGH -- TIIIIIIIITS
KILL THAT KID, YEAH? HE'S A CUNT
YEAH EUROPEAN ADS DON'T COUNT. MOST TIMES.
NATHAN IS ... IN ANOTHER BED. ONE THAT ISN'T HIS OWN.
HOLY FUCK. NATHAN YOU'RE WITH A LOT OF WOMEN THERE.
HAHAHA TRIBUTE BANDS
OMG
LADYKLOK. THEY'RE HOT. THE END.
AHHAHAH TOKI YOU'RE ADORABLE. HE'S SKWISGAAR IN A DETHKLOK TRIBUTE BAND!
WTF MURDERFACE HAS JACKED OFF TO A PICTURE OF HIMSELF ONLINE.
ASTRONAUT CLASS! TEEHEE
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
YOU'RE TINY, PICKLES!
BAHAHHA THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.
...THEY'RE JOINING A TRIBUTE BAND...TO THEMSELVES.
NATHAN YELLING MAKES ME FEEL HAPPY. :D
HAHAH BEER TICKETS.
YEAH I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE PICKLES. :D
HAHAHA HE GOT A BEER, FROM A BEER TICKET. THEY'RE AMAZED BY THAT.
THEY WANT BEER TICKETS AND NOTHING ELSE.
YEAH THUNDERHORSE WILL DO IT. DETHKLOK WON'T.
HAHAHA UGLY CHICKS.
OMG MY STOMACH MAKES THAT NOISE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY'RE REALLY FUCKING HUNGRY.
OMG WTF THEY FORGOT TO EAT. FOR DAYS. BECAUSE THEY NORMALLY GET FED BY THEIR SERVANTS.
OMG SPAGHETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 YUMMMMMMMMMMMM
PFFFFT DUDE YOU GUYS FAIL AT SETTING UP YOUR GEAR AHAH
AHAHAAHAHHA MURDERFACE PRETENDS TO PLAY SOMETIMES AHAH
WAY TO GO MURDERFACE. WAY TO BE RESPONISBLE FOR EVERYONE HERE DYING.
"GREAT THE SPAGHETTI'S RUINED!"
LOL ONE PERSON IS IN THEIR AUDIENCE FAIL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AWWWWWW THEY'RE SOOOO TIRED AND OUT OF IT!!!!!!
THIS GUY HERE IS A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG. PUNCH HIM NATHAN!
AWWW NATHAN CAN'T REMEMBER WHY HE'S THERE.
OMG
SKWISGAAR.
SRSLY, THAT IS CREEPY. OMG. JUST...UM...OIADSHFOSNDJFFKN FUCK. THAT'S CREEPY DUDE.
THOUGH IT PROVES THAT HE CAN STILL PULL EVEN WHEN NOT IN DETHKLOK.
YEAH MURDERFACE DON'T FUCK IT UP.
AWW THEY'RE HANDING OUT FLYERS.
CHARLES MISSES THEM.
HE WANTS THEM TO COME BACK
I REALLY LIKE THE FACT THAT CHARLES IS TALKING MORE DIRECTLY TO NATHAN THAN ANY OTHER OF THE GUYS. IT'S BECAUSE HE MISSES NATHAN AND ALL THE FUCKING THEY DO.
DUDE THIS KID IS A DICK. I THOUGHT I TOLD SOMEONE TO KILL HIM?!
YEAH COME ON BE DETHKLOK AGAIN.
AWWW TOKI YOU'RE SO SWEET
HA MURDERFACE
KARMA'S A BITCH
HE'S TALKING ABOUT COCK AGAIN
HAHAHA PWNED
Episode 3
HAHHAHA NEUTERED PETS ARE TOTALLY METAL.
NEUTER YOUR PETS.
HAHAHA I LOVE YOUR LOGIC NATHAN
BTW YOU'RE HOT
FUCK I LOVE IT WHEN YOU WINDMILL LIKE THAT...
HAHAH THIS SHIT IS SO DRAMATIC
LOTS OF ANINMALS
OBJECTS
BUTTONS OF DESTRUCTION
ALL AT A DETHKLOK CONCERT
IT'S A RECIPE FOR DESTRUCTION AND DEATH
AWW KITTY
I LOVE NATHAN'S EXPRESSION! HE'S SO SHOCKED!
NO YOU CAN NOT DIE
I WOULD BE VERY SAD IF YOU DID
HAMBURGER TIME! I LOVE IT!
HAHAH YAY CHARLES IS GOING ALONG WITH IT!
YEAH I DON'T LIKE GOING TO THE DOCTOR'S EITHER GUYS. WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY
KITTY!
AWW TOKI YOU'RE SO CUTE
HAHAHAHAHA YEAH SUUUUURE YOU'RE GOING TO BE DETOXING...
HAHAH THEY'RE SO WASTED! I WANT TO DO ALL THAT IT LOOKS LIKE HEAPS OF FUN!
AWWWWWWWWWWW MAN COMEDOWNS ARE HORRIBLE, BUT THEY'RE PROOF YOU HAD AN AWESOME TIME
YEAH I RECKON DENTISTS WOULD FEEL PRETTY SHITTY ABOUT THEMSELVES
FUCK NATHAN YOU ARE SO WEIRDLY PARANOID
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DICK AGAIN MURDERFACE
YES TOKI, YES. CLEANING YOUR TEETH WITH TITS IS THE BEST THING EVER. GREAT IDEA. :D
YES DRINK THE BLEACH
AHAHAHHAHAHAH
I LOVE YOUR LOGIC NATHAN IT'S INCREDIBLE
START DRINKING! GO GO GO GO GO
HAHAHAHAHAH MURDERFACE DRANK IT
LOL
NATHAN'S TURN!
OMG DONUTS
TITS
WTF OMG WTF WTF WTF WTF
ASS
TITS
ARGH WTF WTF THIS IS FUCKED UP WTF
TEEEEEEEEEEEEETH
SRSLY
AHHA HOW DID HE GET BACK INTO HIS BED? WITH THE BOTTLE OF BLEACH?
AWW THAT POOR DENTIST!
AHAH NATHAN'S SCARED
AWW HE FEELS SORRY FOR THE GUY WHAT A CHAMP
LOL
DOCTORS
FUCKING MEDICAL CHECKUPS
SRSLY, JUST...NO
EW MURDERFACE'S ASS
OOOOH THOSE CHICKS ARE HOT
WTF WTF WTF MURDERFACE YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD AND REALLY REPRESSED AHAHA
HAHAHAHAH HE CAME ON THE DOCTOR'S FACE
LOL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF
PICKLES IS NOT GOING TO HAMBURGER TIME.
I KNOW THIS.
AWWWWW THAT VIDEO AHAHAHA
AWW HE'S SO SAD. D:
AWESOME HE WANTS A MINIBAR INSIDE HIS COFFIN
AWW YOU GUYS YOU'RE BEING INSENSITIVE
GO TO THE DENTIST NATHAN AND KEEP THOSE TEETH I LIKE YOUR TEETH
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DICK AGAIN MURDERFACE
NO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAMBURGER TIME PICKLES
BLACK OUT MORE
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT
GOOD ADVICE PICKLES
WOOO BINGE
SCULL SCULL SCULL SCULL!
WOO
BONG
HOLY FUCK THAT'S A LOT OF COKE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PICKLES
YEAH MURDERFACE...YOU'RE KINDA GAY, SRSLY
OMG WTF
PROOF RIGHT THERE
SRSLY
AWWWW NATHAN
HE LOOKS REALLY UNIMPRESSED
AWW THIS DENTIST IS SO SAD AND LOST AND LONELY AND DEPRESSED.
HAAHAH I WANT THESE AS MY SHOULDER ANGEL/DEVIL
MURDERFACE WAS TALKING ABOUT DICK AGAIN
AWW NATHAN YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT THE DENTIST GUY
RAINBOW THING ON THE WALL, THIS DOCTOR IS GAY
YOU'RE KINDA CREEPY, DOCTOR GUY
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF
AWW YAY MURDERFACE, YOU'LL LIVE TO BE IN DENIAL FOR ANOTHER DAY
OK NATHAN'S GOING WITHOUT THE GAS
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCKKKKKKKK
AWW HE RAN OFF LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
AHAHAH PICKLES IS SOOOOO OUT OF IT LOL
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOVE PICKLES AHAHAHAHAHHAH
HE'S NOT HAMBURGER TIMING
THE PEE WAS FROM TOKI'S CAT
AND NOW THE CAT IS DEAD
AND OMG WTF
WTF
OK...UM.
OK THIS SHIT IS PAR FOR THE COURSE WHEN IT COMES TO TOKI
PFFT BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY THAT ISN'T EVEN SLIGHTLY ABOUT CHARLES THERE. NO. DEFINITELY NOT.
AHAHHAHA PICKLES' FLOATING HEAD
HAAHAHA YAY NATHAN HE'S SINGING ABOUT HIS DENTIST
LOL THEY'RE RUNNING ON HAMBURGERS
FUCKING MOONWALKING CAT
OH AND THRILLER DANCE TOO
WEIRD SHIT RIGHT THERE
AWWW OVER 9000 COFFIN LAYERS FOR THE KITTY
HAHA IT CRUSHED THE SPHINX
OMG
HOLY FUCK
THE DENTIST JUST HAMBURGER TIME'D HIMSELF.
RIGHT IN FRONT OF NATHAN
LIKE
HIS BRAIN MATTER IS ON NATHAN'S FACE.
FUCK
NATHAN IS GOING TO NEED SERIOUS THERAPY.
Episode 4
FUCK YOU DR ROCKSO
YOU'RE COMEDY GOLD
BUT OTHERWISE, GTFO
GOOD. GET RID OF HIM TOKI
LOL THEY GOT A DVD FROM THEIR MUMS
SERVETA IS SUCH A SLUT LOL
MURDERFACE WHY WHY WHY????????????
LOLWUT WAY TO JUST BE ALL, "OH HAI, WE'RE GOING TO APPEAR IN YOUR HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS KTHX"
LOL THEY'RE WHINGING ABOUT THEIR MUMS
AWW TOKI WANTS TO DO SECRET SANTA
MURDERFACE STOP TRYING TO HOOK IN WITH SERVETA
CHARLES RANDOMLY APPEARED
LOL THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT! HAHAHHAAHHA
LOL CHARLES IS IN THE SAUNA. STILL IN HIS SUIT.
OOH MURDERFACE/KNUBBLER
THIS SHIT IS CANON, I SWEAR
AHAHAH TITTY TIME CAR WASH
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME
OH
THEY'RE OBESE WOMEN.
HMMMM MAYBE NOT
EWWWWWW HE PISSED IN THE COLOGNE
EW WHY DO WE HAVE TO SEE HIS ASS?
HAHA THEY GOT EXPLODEDDD
AHAH DO WHAT HE SAYS!
AWW TOKI'S WEARING A SANTA HAT
THEY'RE ANTI-CHRISTMAS
AWW YAY TOKI'S BUYING THEM PRESENTS ANYWAY
PFFT DR ROCKSO
AHAHHAHAHAHA HE'S SNORTING COFFEE SWEETNER AHAHAHAH
HE'S WEARING CHRISTMAS COLOURS!
LOL HE'S GONNA BE A SANTA
AHAHHAHA
YES
CHRISTMAS TREES ARE TOTALLY BRUTAL
IT'S A ROTTING CORPSE
HUMILIATED.
ONCE AGAIN NATHAN, YOUR LOGIC MAKES THINGS SOUND AMAZING
LOL
THEIR MUMS HAVE PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE'S NUMBER
THEY'RE CREEPED OUT
THEY WANT NEW NUMBERS
AWW HE'S GOT SO MANY PRESENTS!
YAY TOKI'S GOING TO GO SAY HI TO SANTA
AHAHAHA
IT'S DR ROCKSO
AWW CONFERENCE CALL
MURDERFACE IS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING AND FUCK SOME SHIT UP
AWW TOKI'S CONFUSED BECAUSE DR ROCKSO IS SANTA
:D CHARLES IS TRYING TO BE NICE AND BE COOL AND HE SAID KICK-ASS BUT THEY DIDN'T APPRECIATE IT
OH FUCK THE MUMS ARE HERE
LOLWUT
TOKI'S MUM IS INTO CHICKS
SERVETA IS BEING A SLUT
MURDERFACE IS EYEING HER OFF
LOL DR ROCKSO WANTS TOKI TO GET HIM SOME DRUGS
OH YUCK THEY HAVE TO GO TO THE MALL
AND THEY HAVE TO DRIVE
NO GEARS ALLOWED
AWWW KNUBBLER WAS GETTING HIT BY MURDERFACE'S GRANDMA AND MURDERFACE WAS TRYING TO GET HER TO STOP
HE CARES!!!!!!!
AHAHAH THEY'RE EPIC BACKSEAT DRIVERS, THESE MUMS
HAHA THEY'RE ALL FIGHTING
NOO THEY CRASHED
"HEY I HAVE HAVE FOUR MOTHERS TELLING ME HOW TO DRIVE! WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, ASSHOLE?!"
LOL THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE ANJA HOT
DR ROCKSO IS LOOKING FOR STUFF TO SELL FOR COKE
NOO HE FOUND THE PRESENTS
AHHAHAH MURDERFACE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S APPROPRIATE FOR CERTAIN AUDIENCES LOL
AHHAHAAH
I DO COCAINEEEEEEEEEEE
LOL EPIC WIN
AHHAHA MURDERFACE'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL THING IS SPONSORED BY THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF CHURCHOLOGY
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC
AHAHHA THEY'RE WEARING CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
THIS IS ADORABLE
YAY TOKI GETS SECRET SANTA
HAHAHAH DETHKLOK ARE DRINKING AND DOING NO WORK AND THE MUMS ARE DOING ALL THE WORK LOL
DR ROCKSO IS BACK
AWWW THEY'RE SINGING
THIS IS MAKING ALL THE MURDERFACE/KNUBBLER SLASH EVEN MORE CANON
NATHAN IS CONFUSED BY THIS SHIT
LOL IT'S SO CHRISTIAN AHAHAHHAA
OH MAN THIS IS KINDA GRATING ON MY NERVES
SORRY PERSONAL OPINION OF SOMEONE NOT RELIGIOUS
LOL THEY'VE FOUND THE ALCOHOL
THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT
TOKI FOUND THE LACK OF PRESENTS FROM DR ROCKSO STEALING THEM
CLOWN'S IN THE BUILDING
COCAINE!
AHAHAH I LOVE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR NATHAN TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT'S SPONSORED BY
THIS IS ADORABLE
CANON
HAHAHA THE MUMS ARE DRUNK
NATHAN PUNCHED MURDERFACE! AWESOME
AHHAHAHA
LOL THEY'RE SWEARING
DR ROCKSO'S HERE NOW
IT'S LIVE TV AND IT'S INSANE RIGHT NOW
NOOOOOO TOKI'S BEEN CRUSHED BY THE CROSS
HAHAHAHAH
SERVETA IS GIVING DR ROCKSO A HANDJOB
THE PRIEST GUY IS TRYING TO KILL MURDERFACE
ANJA IS STARTING TO FEEL UP MOLLY
THIS IS ONE FUCKING INSANE CHRISTMAS THING
I WISH CHRISTMAS WAS ALWAYS LIKE THIS
Episode 5
OI THESE CHICKS ARE PRETTY HOT
MAYBE NOT ALL
BUT A DECENT AMOUNT
AHAHAHAH SKWISGAAR YOU HAVE SUPER-SPERM LOL
NO CHILD BELONGS TO SKWISGAAR KTHX
AWW HE HAD A TANTRUM
AHAHAHA AWESOME
THEY GOT A PACKAGE OF MONEY AND SHIT
LOL
THAT GUY GOT TASERED AWESOME
AWW CHARLES IS TRYING TO REACH OUT TO SKWISGAAR BUT FAILING
POOR GUY
HAHA THEY'RE ALL ON LAPTOPS
I BET THEY'RE TALKING TO EACH OTHER
ON THE INTERNET
WHILE SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER
AHAHAH
LOL DON'T EXPECT AFFECTION FROM THEM CHARLES
IT WON'T LEAD TO ANYTHING GOOD
AHAH THEY ALL HAVE FATHER ISSUES
YOUNG PICKLES IS HOT
NATHAN LOVES HIS DAD
THAT'S REALLY CUTE
OH NO MURDERFACE IS GOING TO BE CREEPY
AHHAH TOKI WANTS TO BE LEAD GUITARIST
PICKLES IS EATING A HOTDOG
FUCK TOKI'S GETTING PHYSICAL
HE'S SQUEEZING PICKLES' NIPPLES OFF
AHAHAHA
LOL NATHAN'S LIKE, OI STFU MURDERFACE I'M TRYING TO COOK THIS FUCKING FOOD HERE
AND MURDERFACE IS STILL GOING ON
AHHAAHAH
AWWWWWWW PICKLES AND TOKI ARE FEELING LEFT OUT
MURDERFACE IS WANTING TO BE SKWISGAAR'S FATHER FIGURE
BUT HE'S IGNORING PICKLES AND TOKI
POOR GUYS
LOL SKWISGAAR IS LOOKING FOR HIS DAD
HAHAHAH
THIS IS GOING TO BE DIFFICULT
HAHAH
AWWW YOUNG SKWISGAAR IS SO CUTE
HE'S SKIPPING HOME FROM SCHOOL
FUCK HE WALKED IN ON HIS MUM HAVING A THREESOME
OMG GUITAR
YAY SKWISGAAR'S PLAYING GUITAR NOW!!!!!!!!! AHAHAH YAY
MURDERFACE IS TRYING TO BE SKWISGAAR'S DAD
THIS IS WEIRD
MURDERFACE, YOU HAVE ACHIEVED NEW LEVELS OF CREEPY
AWW PICKLES IS JEALOUS
I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE PARK PICKLES
YES YOU'RE BRAVE AND STRONG TOO PICKLES
MURDERFACE WHY WON'T YOU SHOW SOME LOVE TO PICKLES? HE'S LONELY AND LEFT OUT
OMG WUT SPONGEBATH
HAHAHA PICKLES
PICKLES IS HAVING A TANTRUM
AWW TOKI'S FEELING LEFT OUT TOO
PICKLES' DAD ISSUES ARE COMING OUT AGAIN POOR GUY
BAAHAHA "ALL THAT EJACULATE"
HAHAHAHAH THIS SHOW IS AWESOME
AWWW SKWISGAAR ACTUALLY ISN'T IN THE MOOD FOR SEX! POOR GUY!
HE'S RUNNING/FLYING AWAY
MURDERFACE IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING CREEPY, ISN'T HE?
OMG HE THREW HIS GUITAR AWAY! HOLY FUCK SKWISGAAR
AAHAH TOKI IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW I LOVES IT
YEAH WE GATHERED THAT SKWISGAAR WE HEARD THE MESSAGE
OMG WUT YOU'RE QUITTING DETHKLOK? THIS IS ONLY A TEMPORARY THING.
YES SKWISGAAR IS A GOD HAHAA
LOL SPERM
AWW HE'S IN SWEDEN NOW
OMG HIS HAIR IS TIED BACK THIS IS ADORABLE
IT'S KINDA WEIRD THAT THE ONLY PHOTOS IN THIS HOUSE ARE OF SERVETA
TEEHEE HIS NAME IS TYR
EWWWWWWW THEY'RE MAKING OUT LOTS
HAHAH SKWISGAAR
OMG HE PUSHED HIM INTO THE TABLE NOOOOOO
AHAHAHHAHAH
TOKI
YOU'RE SO CUTE
FUCKING WEIRDO
HAHA DADERFACE
LOL
AWW PICKLES
HE JUST WANTS SOME ATTENTION FROM MURDERFACE
OMG OMG OMG OMG
DAD!NATHAN
I'VE GOT EXPLODED ORGANS AGAIN
NATHAN YOU WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
AWW THEY'RE BONDING
TEEHEE HE'S A LUMBERJACK AHAHHAHAHA
AWW HE FOUND HIMSELF A GIRLFRIEND! :D
HOLY SHIT STOP TRYING TO HOOK IN WITH SERVETA ALREADY
BEAT HIM UP, PICKLES! DO IT DO IT DO IT
STFU MURDERFACE YOU'RE WEIRD
AWW NATHAN WANTS SKWISGAAR TO COME BACK
NOOOO SKWISGAAR YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO DETHKLOK
MURDERFACE!!!!! STOP IT
OH MAN
NOT AGAIN
POOR SKWISGAAR IT WAS BAD ENOUGH TO SEE THAT WHEN HE WAS LITTLE
AND POOR TYR
POOR POOR BLOKE
OMG SKWISGAAR IS SINGING
HOLY FUCK
AHAHA THIS SONG IS AMAZING LOL
HE'S A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE CAN SHOOT LIGHTNING FROM HIS HANDS
AND HIS CROTCH
YAY HE'S COMING BACK
STFU MURDERFACE
HOLY FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT
YAY PICKLES BEAT HIM UP
YAY TOKI YAY YOU'RE JOINING IN
LOL LIGHTNING