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For: madhardcandy
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
Rating: Nc-17
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho-centric, Suho/EXO-K, Suho/Tao/Kris
Length: 3560 words
Summary: Where Joonmyun takes the rowdy members of his pack on a road trip while trying to keep his mind intact and also hoping that he and his pack make it home in one piece. [Implied Wolf & MAMA Au]
Warnings: polygamy, slight dub-con, double penetration
Notes: Amber sweetheart, Thank Lord I have you if not this wouldn’t have been completed at all.
Joonmyun doesn’t really know what he thinks he’s gotten himself into the minute he agrees to go on a road trip with his pack. He really doesn’t. Maybe it was because of Sehun, the magnae of his that very rarely showed him aegyo. Or maybe it could have been the shot of fire that Chanyeol had directed at his butt. He think a little harder. Nope, it was probably Sehun.
Joonmyun drew the conclusion that he wasn’t going to enjoy himself as soon as the car had left the garage. In between the screaming Baekhyun, temper tantrum throwing Sehun and Chanyeol’s booming laughter, it was enough to give even the most patient of people a pounding headache.
He turned to the back and looked out of the window, saying goodbye to his home. His obnoxiously big white, picket fence house that he was leaving on a whim because his pack mates had wanted an adventure while he didn’t. “Screw peace and quiet,” they had happily screamed in his ear, forcefully dragged him out of their front door before Joonmyun had enough time to object to it.
Joonmyun let out a groan as he thought of the whole situation in general and Kyungsoo asked him what was wrong. He just gave another groan in reply.
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They had not even seen another human being for the past 3 hours, the only thing out of the window being the endless landscape of a picture-perfect countryside with the occasional cow or goat grazing grass as if they belong there because they probably did.
Frankly, Joonmyun was enjoying the silence. He had expected some sort of party in the van as he drove but surprisingly, everyone had fallen asleep except for Kyungsoo who was busy reading beside him. Chanyeol was leaning heavily on Baekhyun who had some sort of white substance dripping from the side of his mouth.
Jongin and Sehun were splayed out in in their seats, with the music blaring from their headphones. Joonmyun was amazed in all seriousness how the both of them were not deaf yet.
“Kyungsoo, how about we stop for pancakes?”
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He had found a diner. It was slightly run down but it look perfectly habitable and the food appeared to be somewhat decent when they had taken a peek inside. He needed to eat something before he passed out after two hours of driving and he wanted pancakes so goddamnit, he would get his damn pancakes.
Joonmyun entered alongside Kyungsoo and Sehun who was still trying to orientate himself with his surroundings. Jongin, Chanyeol and Baekhyun had refused to wake up despite the temptation of food so Joonmyun had shrugged and left the windows scrolled down just enough to let a fresh breeze in. What more could he do, after all.
Well, he for one would enjoy his pancakes along with the company of Sehun and Kyungsoo. The others could join if they woke up and wanted to, he didn’t really care. He was their Alpha but Alpha be damned, he wasn’t going to let his stomach growl any longer because the pups didn’t want to wake up. They could whine and complain later when they were back on the road.
Joonmyun happily ordered his pancakes with the two who had followed him down, smiling pleasantly at the waitress who had rollerskates on. Joonmyun felt the slight urge to question her for it but he didn’t, leaving it as that since it would only mean that there order would take longer to get to the kitchen.
The three of them were almost done with their pancakes when Jongin had decided to show up and he slumped into the seat beside Sehun, getting maple syrup on his hair in the process. Joonmyun didn’t know how but the half-asleep college kid was still mumbling something along the lines of potatoes and teletubies as he stole a bite from Sehun’s plate, the other glaring at him for it.
Joonmyun laughed, Kyungsoo giggled and Sehun seemed unamused when Jongin slumped face first into the plate of pancakes Joonmyun had secretly ordered for the newest member at their breakfast table.
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Jongin’s whole face was sticky with maple syrup as Sehun was pouting because the battery of his phone had run out and Joonmyun refused to lend the younger his own. Baekhyun was practically drowning in his own drool with Chanyeol’s deep voice constantly teasing him over that fact. Kyungsoo was merely nodding off after such a heavy breakfast, Joonmyun himself was feeling tired from all the driving and yet, he had about another hour’s worth of it before they would reach their destination.
Basically, it was something of a norm for him with the only difference being that they were in an automobile on a road trip to some unknown destination instead of their house back in the suburbs.
Joonmyun hated life at that very moment. Maybe catching up on all those episodes of Dr. Who the previous night hadn’t been such a good idea because all he wanted to do now was sleep.
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It isn’t the first time that they had done it. Heck, they had done it multiple times with varying partners but when Joonmyun finally reached the lodge they booked, he doesn’t expect Sehun to push him against the wall and start blowing him off.
They were all bone-weary from the long ride and all Joonmyun wanted to do was sleep. But Sehun was persistent, tongue against the underside of his cock and his hand pumping the rest of his length that he couldn’t quite fit into his mouth. It doesn’t take long for Joonmyun to feel a sort of stirring inside him, one that he’s used to as Sehun scraps his teeth slightly on the foreskin of his dick.
“Fuck Sehun, I am really not up for this tonight,” Joomyun moans as Sehun brings him to a climax, his legs giving in from the tiring day. Thankfully, Sehun holds him up so he doesn’t end up as putty on the floor.
He doesn’t really care that Sehun has a tent in his pants because to hell with it, he hadn’t asked for this in the first place and Sehun could deal with his own problems himself. Joonmyun was their keeper but there was no way was he would sacrifice any more sleep just so he could return the unwanted favour he had received.
He pushed Sehun out the door, telling him to ask Jongin for help if he needed it that desperately as he totally ignored the abandoned puppy look that Sehun sent him.
Joonmyun was out cold long before his face had hit his pillow.
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He had never felt more grateful for being able to manipulate water as he currently had five globes of water levitating unsuspectingly over the sleeping faces of his pack members except for Kyungsoo, the exception partially because Kyungsoo was already awake and even supporting Joonmyun as he urged him to start the water works.
One globe of water came crashing down on Chanyeol. The giant sat up, hurriedly blinking as he realised that he was soaking wet.
Next was both Jongin and Baekhyun together. They both sat up gasping as water ran up their nose and stung their eyes, Joonmyun cackled together with Kyungsoo at the sight.
And last was Sehun, where two globes of water floated almost innocently above him. Joonmyun wondered briefly how Sehun could sleep through both the shouting of Jongin and Chanyeol, not to mention Baekhyun. He shrugged. Too bad for him.
Sehun had it coming either way. Two globes of water and a spluttering Sehun later, they were finally off for their next leg of the adventure.
As soon as they had gotten onto the road, Kyungsoo had quietly questioned Joonmyun why Sehun had gotten two globes of water instead of one like the rest of them had.
The older turned slightly at the younger man, eyes still on the road before smiling cheekily.
“Simply for the reason that I can.”
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They end up in a bar in the next town they stop in. He doesn’t really understand how he was coerced into going to a stripper bar but one minute he’s in the minivan, the next he had a shot glass being slammed down in front of him with a hyperactive Chanyeol urging him to drink.
He ends up in the bathroom with both his hands down Chanyeol and Baekhyun’s pants each, jerking them off quickly. It feels icky when they come, coating his fingers.
The both of them then proceeded to grab his hands to lick his fingers clean.
He had to admit, it would have been damn arousing had he been sober and clear minded. Unfortunately, they had came too fast before he had had the chance to feel hard and the alcohol had numbed most of his senses that he wasn’t quite sure if he’d be able to properly enjoy it anyway.
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When Joonmyun woke up, they were on the road again. He was bundled and sitting shotgun with a warm blanket, a cup of black coffee sitting in the coffee holder next to him. He looked to the driver’s side and was surprised to see Kyungsoo behind the wheel.
Joonmyun squinted at the bright rays of light the sun shines on them, not helping the pounding headache that he feels. He let out an unintentional curse, startling the driver.
“Morning,” Kyungsoo chirpsed all too cheerily as he took in the sorry sight of his Alpha. He gestured to the cup of coffee next to the hungover man. “Drink, you know it’ll do you good.”
Joonmyun noded along and gratefully drank. He had never appreciated coffee this much in his life before.
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“I don’t feel so well, Kyungsoo. I think I might need to go to the toilet.” Joonmyun said as he stood up and wobbled towards the toilet of the diner they had stopped in, to get some more much needed coffee. He didn’t find it odd that there were oh so many diners on secluded roads, he was grateful.
“Are you sure?” Kyungsoo asked as he attempts to follow the other male. Joonmyun gestured that he’ll be fine on his own before rushing into one of the toilets empty stalls and heaving his guts out.
Unknown to Joonmyun, Jongin had followed him in the minute he had claimed he was unwell. The younger worried for the older man seeing as Joonmyun was almost always as healthy as a horse even when he was tired. “Are you okay?” He questioned.
Joonmyun nodded as he rinsed his mouth, grabbing the tissue paper at the side of the sink to dry off. He was about to walk out before Jongin had grabbed him and pushed him into one of the stalls.
“What the fuck are you doing, Jongin,” Joonmyun said as Jongin pulled down his pants along with his boxers and began to suck on his dick. Joonmyun tried to push him off but he was too immersed in the sensation to even bother.
Joonmyun yelled out Jongin’s name as he climaxed. Jongin thanked the lord that no one had decided to suddenly burst in on them. With Joonmyun still panting, Jongin tried to steady himself, knees slightly wobbly when suddenly Joonmyun grabbed Jongin by the arm and pushed him down to where he had just been sitting.
“Huh? What are you doing?” Jongin whispered.
“It’s not fair. It’s not fair at all, Jongin.” Joonmyun answered before pulling down his pants and taking a hold of his cock. He gave it a few strokes before licking tentatively at the side of his dick as he massaged his balls. Jongin moaned as Joonmyun continued to tease him.
“Please Joonmyun, please,” Jongin pleaded in desperation.
“Please what?”
“Stick it in me,” Jongin continued to beg, desperate for release. Joonmyun smirked in amusement as he continue to pump him with his hands and a few teasing licks. It only took aIt was only a matter of time before Jongin climaxed all over Joonmyun’s hand.
“You ruined my shirt, Jongin.” Joonmyun said as he walked out of the stall to clean himself off at the sink, again.
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He hates life, he really really does. He doesn’t understand how he had ended up in the middle of nowhere with not one, but two flat tires in the middle of the day where the sun was blazing. Not to mention, not having a spare to replace any of them because Chanyeol had taken that tire out to fill it up with snacks [and he would kill him later for that] and not a single signal bar for him to use to call for help.
Like, what were the odds of this even happening?
This wouldn’t have been a problem if Jongin had decided to be helpful for once and teleport himself to the nearest gas station but no, he was being a bitch ass princess claiming that he was too tired from having sex a few hours ago, something Joonmyun wanted to slap him for because he sure as hell didn’t ask for it when he had clearly been attacked!
To make matters worse, Sehun was being even more whiny than usual, picking fights and complaining about the littlest of things. Whatever patience Joonmyun had was already dissipating. On the other hand, Chanyeol and Baekhyun were too busy quarreling over the importance of eyeliner, make-up and cheerios, their escalating voices adding to the many factors wearing him out.
“Shut the fuck up,” Joonmyun hissed. “If you guys don’t help, I’ll throw all three of your asses down this hill if I don’t strangle or drown you guys first.”
The three boys, because Joonmyun refused to call them men, turned to him, faces shocked because Kim Joonmyun certainly did not have a mean bone in his body from all the years they had lived with him and now he was threatening to murder them, a scary glint in his eyes menacing enough to make their balls shrivel.
They gulped.
Joonmyun finally finds a solution by bribing Jongin with the reward of all three meaning; Baekhyun, Chanyeol and Sehun would all suck him off if he could bring back a mechanic to help them with the car and get them back on the road.
Jongin’s eyes widened and in seconds, he was gone with a faint yet audible ‘pop’. Thank god for Jongin’s insatiable libido.
Joonmyun smiled and stared at the three looking at him incredulously. “Keep the deal or I’ll stick a dildo and cockring on all of you and not allow you guys to come for a week.”
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Joonmyun thanked the Gods that nothing else had happened on the trip, meaning no more unwanted surprises except for Kyungsoo going into heat and having no one else around, thus leaving Joonmyun himself to relieve the wolf in heat. In a broom closet of the museum they were visiting.
After dropping everyone back to their respective apartments, he had never felt so relieved to be back in his own shared apartment. He didn’t give a shit about what his roommates will say, too tired to care, as he stripped himself and laid in bed with only his boxers on.
He was asleep in no time.
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“I swear, I am not taking the kids out for any sort of shit road trip again, I will not. Even if they do any sort of puppy eyes on me. I’m chucking the both of you to handle it!” Joonmyun grumbled 3 hours later, having woken up to eat as he felt hungry before moving back to bed to catch up on more sleep.
He flopped onto his bed tiredly with two other figures trailing behind him, smiles of amusement on their faces.
“And don’t you dare ge-ge me, or no more motherfucking Gucci for you,” Joonmyun shrieked indignantly as they attempted to placate him.
Tao pouted before sliding into bed next to the trying-to-sleep figure before pulling him to his chest and snuggling closer to him. “Go away,” Joonmyun grumbled as he pushed himself out of the warm embrace, scooting over to the edge of the bed where he bumped into another person. Another person who had been watching in silent amusement the whole time.
“Kris, just let me sleep. You did not have to handle Baekhyun, Chanyeol, Kai and Sehun together. You did not. Now go away.”
Kris just let out a smile before pushing the smaller male onto the centre of the bed and slipping in after Joonmyun, effectively trapping the tired male between two warm bodies.
“Just go to sleep,” Kris cooed as he stroked the burgundy-coloured locks while Tao played with both their fingers.
Joonmyun attempted to fall asleep to Kris’ humming and Tao’s twiddling fingers but failed miserably. He shifted around, trying to find a more comfortable position and in the process, disturbed the other two men in bed with him.
“I can’t sleep but I’m soo tired,” Joonmyun whined as he pressed himself close to Kris whilst pulling Tao closer to him. He gave Kris the biggest puppy eyes he could muster and pouted his lips.
“Will you help me sleep?” Joonmyun asked and Kris could read between the lines, knowing exactly what the small male in his arms wanted.
“What do you say Taozi, shall we help Joonmyunnie with his problem?” Kris asked but he didn’t wait for an answer before swooping in and kissing the daylights out of smallest male between the three of them.
Joonmyun could feel Tao’s fingers playing with the edges of his shirt before the younger man impatiently tugged, no, teared it off, leaving Joomyun in nothing but his birthday suit. He could feel himself blushing to the tips of his toes as the two pairs of eyes raked up his body.
“Hyung,” Joonmyun whined when the two of them had just stood there.
He closed his eyes and let out a whine, squirming. In no time at all, he had a hand pumping him ever so slowly and a pair of lips peppering kisses up and down his back. He let out an appreciative moan, hard in no time.
Joonmyun had always liked it rough in bed so it came as no surprise when Kris suddenly entered him without preparation. Joonmyun lets out cry.
Joonmyun could feel every bit of Kris in him and he won’t lie, it hurted. But when Kris started to thrust shallowly, each thrust somehow miraculously stabbing at that one magical spot in him, he lost it completely.
He grabbed the youngest man by the arms, not really remembering when Tao had even lost his clothes. “I want you in me,” Joonmyun said heavily, voice thick with pleasure. “I want to feel the both of you moving in me, together.”
Tao slicked up his fingers, thrusting two in at the same time alongside Kris’ cock. Joonmyun tenses slightly even though he had already expected it, the burn wilting his erection a little.
“Ah,” He gasped as slowly, he relaxed under the assault, knowing fully well that that tensing up would only make it worse. Kris at least has the decency to pause his movements while Tao prepared him.
“That’s it, just a little more,” Tao cooed, pushing in deeper as Joonmyun’s muscles contracted against the both of them. It was awhile before Joonmyun finally relaxed enough, body getting used to the intrusion before Tao was suddenly pushing his cock into him, sliding against Kris and making the taller man moan himself.
He goes in slowly, inch by inch in at agonizing pace that Joonmyun almost felt like he might have exploded. “More, Tao. I want more of you.”
Something about the way he says it, willingly and wrecked, opened to the both of them, had Tao complying as he thrusted all the way, the three of them groaning simultaneously at the sensation.
“Move,” is all Joonmyun managed to choke out as the two of them pulled out and thrusted into him at the same time, hot spurts of pleasure shooting up his spine. He was sandwiched between them, both moving with reckless abandon. It was an uncomfortable position but it was worth it, Joonmyun thought as the pleasure became too much, a kaleidoscope of colours forming beneath his eyelids.
When Joonmyun finally comes, he felt as if he’d reached heaven. He must have blacked out from the intense orgasm because when he finally came back to his senses, both Tao and Kris were already cleaning him up.
Joonmyun let out a sigh before signalling the other two to stop with a short whimper. “Enough,” he commanded before snuggling up into Kris’ warmth and lacing his fingers with the youngest of the three.
“I love you both,” Joonmyun murmured as he fell asleep straight after.
He doesn’t hear the returning declarations of love because he's already asleep and deep down, he already knew that no matter what, he would always have their hearts.
From: Your Secret Santa
Title: You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
Rating: Nc-17
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho-centric, Suho/EXO-K, Suho/Tao/Kris
Length: 3560 words
Summary: Where Joonmyun takes the rowdy members of his pack on a road trip while trying to keep his mind intact and also hoping that he and his pack make it home in one piece. [Implied Wolf & MAMA Au]
Warnings: polygamy, slight dub-con, double penetration
Notes: Amber sweetheart, Thank Lord I have you if not this wouldn’t have been completed at all.
Joonmyun doesn’t really know what he thinks he’s gotten himself into the minute he agrees to go on a road trip with his pack. He really doesn’t. Maybe it was because of Sehun, the magnae of his that very rarely showed him aegyo. Or maybe it could have been the shot of fire that Chanyeol had directed at his butt. He think a little harder. Nope, it was probably Sehun.
Joonmyun drew the conclusion that he wasn’t going to enjoy himself as soon as the car had left the garage. In between the screaming Baekhyun, temper tantrum throwing Sehun and Chanyeol’s booming laughter, it was enough to give even the most patient of people a pounding headache.
He turned to the back and looked out of the window, saying goodbye to his home. His obnoxiously big white, picket fence house that he was leaving on a whim because his pack mates had wanted an adventure while he didn’t. “Screw peace and quiet,” they had happily screamed in his ear, forcefully dragged him out of their front door before Joonmyun had enough time to object to it.
Joonmyun let out a groan as he thought of the whole situation in general and Kyungsoo asked him what was wrong. He just gave another groan in reply.
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They had not even seen another human being for the past 3 hours, the only thing out of the window being the endless landscape of a picture-perfect countryside with the occasional cow or goat grazing grass as if they belong there because they probably did.
Frankly, Joonmyun was enjoying the silence. He had expected some sort of party in the van as he drove but surprisingly, everyone had fallen asleep except for Kyungsoo who was busy reading beside him. Chanyeol was leaning heavily on Baekhyun who had some sort of white substance dripping from the side of his mouth.
Jongin and Sehun were splayed out in in their seats, with the music blaring from their headphones. Joonmyun was amazed in all seriousness how the both of them were not deaf yet.
“Kyungsoo, how about we stop for pancakes?”
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He had found a diner. It was slightly run down but it look perfectly habitable and the food appeared to be somewhat decent when they had taken a peek inside. He needed to eat something before he passed out after two hours of driving and he wanted pancakes so goddamnit, he would get his damn pancakes.
Joonmyun entered alongside Kyungsoo and Sehun who was still trying to orientate himself with his surroundings. Jongin, Chanyeol and Baekhyun had refused to wake up despite the temptation of food so Joonmyun had shrugged and left the windows scrolled down just enough to let a fresh breeze in. What more could he do, after all.
Well, he for one would enjoy his pancakes along with the company of Sehun and Kyungsoo. The others could join if they woke up and wanted to, he didn’t really care. He was their Alpha but Alpha be damned, he wasn’t going to let his stomach growl any longer because the pups didn’t want to wake up. They could whine and complain later when they were back on the road.
Joonmyun happily ordered his pancakes with the two who had followed him down, smiling pleasantly at the waitress who had rollerskates on. Joonmyun felt the slight urge to question her for it but he didn’t, leaving it as that since it would only mean that there order would take longer to get to the kitchen.
The three of them were almost done with their pancakes when Jongin had decided to show up and he slumped into the seat beside Sehun, getting maple syrup on his hair in the process. Joonmyun didn’t know how but the half-asleep college kid was still mumbling something along the lines of potatoes and teletubies as he stole a bite from Sehun’s plate, the other glaring at him for it.
Joonmyun laughed, Kyungsoo giggled and Sehun seemed unamused when Jongin slumped face first into the plate of pancakes Joonmyun had secretly ordered for the newest member at their breakfast table.
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Jongin’s whole face was sticky with maple syrup as Sehun was pouting because the battery of his phone had run out and Joonmyun refused to lend the younger his own. Baekhyun was practically drowning in his own drool with Chanyeol’s deep voice constantly teasing him over that fact. Kyungsoo was merely nodding off after such a heavy breakfast, Joonmyun himself was feeling tired from all the driving and yet, he had about another hour’s worth of it before they would reach their destination.
Basically, it was something of a norm for him with the only difference being that they were in an automobile on a road trip to some unknown destination instead of their house back in the suburbs.
Joonmyun hated life at that very moment. Maybe catching up on all those episodes of Dr. Who the previous night hadn’t been such a good idea because all he wanted to do now was sleep.
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It isn’t the first time that they had done it. Heck, they had done it multiple times with varying partners but when Joonmyun finally reached the lodge they booked, he doesn’t expect Sehun to push him against the wall and start blowing him off.
They were all bone-weary from the long ride and all Joonmyun wanted to do was sleep. But Sehun was persistent, tongue against the underside of his cock and his hand pumping the rest of his length that he couldn’t quite fit into his mouth. It doesn’t take long for Joonmyun to feel a sort of stirring inside him, one that he’s used to as Sehun scraps his teeth slightly on the foreskin of his dick.
“Fuck Sehun, I am really not up for this tonight,” Joomyun moans as Sehun brings him to a climax, his legs giving in from the tiring day. Thankfully, Sehun holds him up so he doesn’t end up as putty on the floor.
He doesn’t really care that Sehun has a tent in his pants because to hell with it, he hadn’t asked for this in the first place and Sehun could deal with his own problems himself. Joonmyun was their keeper but there was no way was he would sacrifice any more sleep just so he could return the unwanted favour he had received.
He pushed Sehun out the door, telling him to ask Jongin for help if he needed it that desperately as he totally ignored the abandoned puppy look that Sehun sent him.
Joonmyun was out cold long before his face had hit his pillow.
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He had never felt more grateful for being able to manipulate water as he currently had five globes of water levitating unsuspectingly over the sleeping faces of his pack members except for Kyungsoo, the exception partially because Kyungsoo was already awake and even supporting Joonmyun as he urged him to start the water works.
One globe of water came crashing down on Chanyeol. The giant sat up, hurriedly blinking as he realised that he was soaking wet.
Next was both Jongin and Baekhyun together. They both sat up gasping as water ran up their nose and stung their eyes, Joonmyun cackled together with Kyungsoo at the sight.
And last was Sehun, where two globes of water floated almost innocently above him. Joonmyun wondered briefly how Sehun could sleep through both the shouting of Jongin and Chanyeol, not to mention Baekhyun. He shrugged. Too bad for him.
Sehun had it coming either way. Two globes of water and a spluttering Sehun later, they were finally off for their next leg of the adventure.
As soon as they had gotten onto the road, Kyungsoo had quietly questioned Joonmyun why Sehun had gotten two globes of water instead of one like the rest of them had.
The older turned slightly at the younger man, eyes still on the road before smiling cheekily.
“Simply for the reason that I can.”
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They end up in a bar in the next town they stop in. He doesn’t really understand how he was coerced into going to a stripper bar but one minute he’s in the minivan, the next he had a shot glass being slammed down in front of him with a hyperactive Chanyeol urging him to drink.
He ends up in the bathroom with both his hands down Chanyeol and Baekhyun’s pants each, jerking them off quickly. It feels icky when they come, coating his fingers.
The both of them then proceeded to grab his hands to lick his fingers clean.
He had to admit, it would have been damn arousing had he been sober and clear minded. Unfortunately, they had came too fast before he had had the chance to feel hard and the alcohol had numbed most of his senses that he wasn’t quite sure if he’d be able to properly enjoy it anyway.
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When Joonmyun woke up, they were on the road again. He was bundled and sitting shotgun with a warm blanket, a cup of black coffee sitting in the coffee holder next to him. He looked to the driver’s side and was surprised to see Kyungsoo behind the wheel.
Joonmyun squinted at the bright rays of light the sun shines on them, not helping the pounding headache that he feels. He let out an unintentional curse, startling the driver.
“Morning,” Kyungsoo chirpsed all too cheerily as he took in the sorry sight of his Alpha. He gestured to the cup of coffee next to the hungover man. “Drink, you know it’ll do you good.”
Joonmyun noded along and gratefully drank. He had never appreciated coffee this much in his life before.
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“I don’t feel so well, Kyungsoo. I think I might need to go to the toilet.” Joonmyun said as he stood up and wobbled towards the toilet of the diner they had stopped in, to get some more much needed coffee. He didn’t find it odd that there were oh so many diners on secluded roads, he was grateful.
“Are you sure?” Kyungsoo asked as he attempts to follow the other male. Joonmyun gestured that he’ll be fine on his own before rushing into one of the toilets empty stalls and heaving his guts out.
Unknown to Joonmyun, Jongin had followed him in the minute he had claimed he was unwell. The younger worried for the older man seeing as Joonmyun was almost always as healthy as a horse even when he was tired. “Are you okay?” He questioned.
Joonmyun nodded as he rinsed his mouth, grabbing the tissue paper at the side of the sink to dry off. He was about to walk out before Jongin had grabbed him and pushed him into one of the stalls.
“What the fuck are you doing, Jongin,” Joonmyun said as Jongin pulled down his pants along with his boxers and began to suck on his dick. Joonmyun tried to push him off but he was too immersed in the sensation to even bother.
Joonmyun yelled out Jongin’s name as he climaxed. Jongin thanked the lord that no one had decided to suddenly burst in on them. With Joonmyun still panting, Jongin tried to steady himself, knees slightly wobbly when suddenly Joonmyun grabbed Jongin by the arm and pushed him down to where he had just been sitting.
“Huh? What are you doing?” Jongin whispered.
“It’s not fair. It’s not fair at all, Jongin.” Joonmyun answered before pulling down his pants and taking a hold of his cock. He gave it a few strokes before licking tentatively at the side of his dick as he massaged his balls. Jongin moaned as Joonmyun continued to tease him.
“Please Joonmyun, please,” Jongin pleaded in desperation.
“Please what?”
“Stick it in me,” Jongin continued to beg, desperate for release. Joonmyun smirked in amusement as he continue to pump him with his hands and a few teasing licks. It only took aIt was only a matter of time before Jongin climaxed all over Joonmyun’s hand.
“You ruined my shirt, Jongin.” Joonmyun said as he walked out of the stall to clean himself off at the sink, again.
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He hates life, he really really does. He doesn’t understand how he had ended up in the middle of nowhere with not one, but two flat tires in the middle of the day where the sun was blazing. Not to mention, not having a spare to replace any of them because Chanyeol had taken that tire out to fill it up with snacks [and he would kill him later for that] and not a single signal bar for him to use to call for help.
Like, what were the odds of this even happening?
This wouldn’t have been a problem if Jongin had decided to be helpful for once and teleport himself to the nearest gas station but no, he was being a bitch ass princess claiming that he was too tired from having sex a few hours ago, something Joonmyun wanted to slap him for because he sure as hell didn’t ask for it when he had clearly been attacked!
To make matters worse, Sehun was being even more whiny than usual, picking fights and complaining about the littlest of things. Whatever patience Joonmyun had was already dissipating. On the other hand, Chanyeol and Baekhyun were too busy quarreling over the importance of eyeliner, make-up and cheerios, their escalating voices adding to the many factors wearing him out.
“Shut the fuck up,” Joonmyun hissed. “If you guys don’t help, I’ll throw all three of your asses down this hill if I don’t strangle or drown you guys first.”
The three boys, because Joonmyun refused to call them men, turned to him, faces shocked because Kim Joonmyun certainly did not have a mean bone in his body from all the years they had lived with him and now he was threatening to murder them, a scary glint in his eyes menacing enough to make their balls shrivel.
They gulped.
Joonmyun finally finds a solution by bribing Jongin with the reward of all three meaning; Baekhyun, Chanyeol and Sehun would all suck him off if he could bring back a mechanic to help them with the car and get them back on the road.
Jongin’s eyes widened and in seconds, he was gone with a faint yet audible ‘pop’. Thank god for Jongin’s insatiable libido.
Joonmyun smiled and stared at the three looking at him incredulously. “Keep the deal or I’ll stick a dildo and cockring on all of you and not allow you guys to come for a week.”
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Joonmyun thanked the Gods that nothing else had happened on the trip, meaning no more unwanted surprises except for Kyungsoo going into heat and having no one else around, thus leaving Joonmyun himself to relieve the wolf in heat. In a broom closet of the museum they were visiting.
After dropping everyone back to their respective apartments, he had never felt so relieved to be back in his own shared apartment. He didn’t give a shit about what his roommates will say, too tired to care, as he stripped himself and laid in bed with only his boxers on.
He was asleep in no time.
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“I swear, I am not taking the kids out for any sort of shit road trip again, I will not. Even if they do any sort of puppy eyes on me. I’m chucking the both of you to handle it!” Joonmyun grumbled 3 hours later, having woken up to eat as he felt hungry before moving back to bed to catch up on more sleep.
He flopped onto his bed tiredly with two other figures trailing behind him, smiles of amusement on their faces.
“And don’t you dare ge-ge me, or no more motherfucking Gucci for you,” Joonmyun shrieked indignantly as they attempted to placate him.
Tao pouted before sliding into bed next to the trying-to-sleep figure before pulling him to his chest and snuggling closer to him. “Go away,” Joonmyun grumbled as he pushed himself out of the warm embrace, scooting over to the edge of the bed where he bumped into another person. Another person who had been watching in silent amusement the whole time.
“Kris, just let me sleep. You did not have to handle Baekhyun, Chanyeol, Kai and Sehun together. You did not. Now go away.”
Kris just let out a smile before pushing the smaller male onto the centre of the bed and slipping in after Joonmyun, effectively trapping the tired male between two warm bodies.
“Just go to sleep,” Kris cooed as he stroked the burgundy-coloured locks while Tao played with both their fingers.
Joonmyun attempted to fall asleep to Kris’ humming and Tao’s twiddling fingers but failed miserably. He shifted around, trying to find a more comfortable position and in the process, disturbed the other two men in bed with him.
“I can’t sleep but I’m soo tired,” Joonmyun whined as he pressed himself close to Kris whilst pulling Tao closer to him. He gave Kris the biggest puppy eyes he could muster and pouted his lips.
“Will you help me sleep?” Joonmyun asked and Kris could read between the lines, knowing exactly what the small male in his arms wanted.
“What do you say Taozi, shall we help Joonmyunnie with his problem?” Kris asked but he didn’t wait for an answer before swooping in and kissing the daylights out of smallest male between the three of them.
Joonmyun could feel Tao’s fingers playing with the edges of his shirt before the younger man impatiently tugged, no, teared it off, leaving Joomyun in nothing but his birthday suit. He could feel himself blushing to the tips of his toes as the two pairs of eyes raked up his body.
“Hyung,” Joonmyun whined when the two of them had just stood there.
He closed his eyes and let out a whine, squirming. In no time at all, he had a hand pumping him ever so slowly and a pair of lips peppering kisses up and down his back. He let out an appreciative moan, hard in no time.
Joonmyun had always liked it rough in bed so it came as no surprise when Kris suddenly entered him without preparation. Joonmyun lets out cry.
Joonmyun could feel every bit of Kris in him and he won’t lie, it hurted. But when Kris started to thrust shallowly, each thrust somehow miraculously stabbing at that one magical spot in him, he lost it completely.
He grabbed the youngest man by the arms, not really remembering when Tao had even lost his clothes. “I want you in me,” Joonmyun said heavily, voice thick with pleasure. “I want to feel the both of you moving in me, together.”
Tao slicked up his fingers, thrusting two in at the same time alongside Kris’ cock. Joonmyun tenses slightly even though he had already expected it, the burn wilting his erection a little.
“Ah,” He gasped as slowly, he relaxed under the assault, knowing fully well that that tensing up would only make it worse. Kris at least has the decency to pause his movements while Tao prepared him.
“That’s it, just a little more,” Tao cooed, pushing in deeper as Joonmyun’s muscles contracted against the both of them. It was awhile before Joonmyun finally relaxed enough, body getting used to the intrusion before Tao was suddenly pushing his cock into him, sliding against Kris and making the taller man moan himself.
He goes in slowly, inch by inch in at agonizing pace that Joonmyun almost felt like he might have exploded. “More, Tao. I want more of you.”
Something about the way he says it, willingly and wrecked, opened to the both of them, had Tao complying as he thrusted all the way, the three of them groaning simultaneously at the sensation.
“Move,” is all Joonmyun managed to choke out as the two of them pulled out and thrusted into him at the same time, hot spurts of pleasure shooting up his spine. He was sandwiched between them, both moving with reckless abandon. It was an uncomfortable position but it was worth it, Joonmyun thought as the pleasure became too much, a kaleidoscope of colours forming beneath his eyelids.
When Joonmyun finally comes, he felt as if he’d reached heaven. He must have blacked out from the intense orgasm because when he finally came back to his senses, both Tao and Kris were already cleaning him up.
Joonmyun let out a sigh before signalling the other two to stop with a short whimper. “Enough,” he commanded before snuggling up into Kris’ warmth and lacing his fingers with the youngest of the three.
“I love you both,” Joonmyun murmured as he fell asleep straight after.
He doesn’t hear the returning declarations of love because he's already asleep and deep down, he already knew that no matter what, he would always have their hearts.