I'll upgrade to S2 when they pry my Webley from my cold, dead hands

[fireflyfaster]

Title
I'll upgrade to S2 when they pry my Webley from my cold, dead hands

Short, concise description of the idea
Webley. So superb, so enigmatic with its color to comment ratios, so long ago promised as a port to S2...where's the love?

Full description of the idea
Please to be porting, please!
An ordered list of benefits

• In a word, superior graphic design. Wait, that's three.

An ordered list of problems/issues involved

• Greater minds than mine have pondered and found none.