WTFSONOTFAIR.
Okay, flist, can we talk about a few things here?
You see this and this and this and this?
Okay- you ever seen that movie Down With Love (Ewan MacGregor and Renee Zellweger)? Well, if you haven't (it's cute, btw, you should-Sandy's in it briefly, actually), the whole point is that Renee Zellweger's character writes a book about how women can enjoy sex "a la carte" just like a man, that they don't necessarily need love to have sex- well, one of the steps of the process is: up with chocolate.
And here I am, eating through one of my special Lindt chocolate bars that I only eat on very special occasions because they are so expensive and you can't just buy them anywhere.
Because of Jared and Jensen *points above*. IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT.
Seriously? It's just not fair, okay?
*looks up at heaven*
Me: Hey Man, I know we haven't talked in awhile, but um, can we talk for a sec?
God: *silence*
Me: Listen, I know You were never really big on the whole "spreading the wealth equally" thing when You were handing out the goods up there, but, um, these guys? Really, they got too much. I'm not asking for it- all I'm saying is that if you had just spread the wealth a little more there'd be more and only slightly less hot men to go around- and seriously, You freakin' OVERDOSED them beyond belief on the hotness. What's a poor girl like me supposed to do? I mean, are you hiding more of them somewhere? As in, somewhere where I could, concievably, eventually find one and have one all for my very own? Because if not, and there are only two, that was just poor planning on Your part. Even slighly less ridiculously hot would be FREAKIN' HOT and there would be more to go around, y'know? I'm just sayin'...
And, btw, flist, having read the new J^2 interview- I just watched Devil's Trap again the other day (w/ my mom who's still in slightly less vehement denial about JDM, btw) and can I just say: Jensen Ackles and Jeffrey Dean Morgan you are just amazing actors. (Jared is great, too, but that ep is about Dean and the demon). Jensen is so intense in everything he does in that episode, and yet it's not over the top, it's still completely believable. And Jeff's voice and body control are just beyond compare. I can't even articulate what I want to say about what an amazing job they did acting in that episode... but if you don't know what I mean, ask and I will articulate further and more coherently, I swear.
And also, a little RL stuff for ya:
So, I went to one of my acting classes last night, and my teacher said that I have a lot of natural talent, and that he thought I should go audition for the next Uma Thurman movie (In Bloom) this weekend. I mean, just extra stuff, but still. And he wants to coach me and work with me this fall. I was kinda floored- those are the first major props I've been given when it comes to acting. I told him I really appreciated hearing that, and that I'd talk to him when I got back from London. So... yeah.
We also filmed our monologues (long shot and close up) and he's going to edit them together- when I get a copy I'll post it if it's any good.
P.S. Sorry for having been MIA for the past few days- there was a friend edging over the "stalker" line and... yeah. Y'know how that can get.
You see this and this and this and this?
Okay- you ever seen that movie Down With Love (Ewan MacGregor and Renee Zellweger)? Well, if you haven't (it's cute, btw, you should-Sandy's in it briefly, actually), the whole point is that Renee Zellweger's character writes a book about how women can enjoy sex "a la carte" just like a man, that they don't necessarily need love to have sex- well, one of the steps of the process is: up with chocolate.
And here I am, eating through one of my special Lindt chocolate bars that I only eat on very special occasions because they are so expensive and you can't just buy them anywhere.
Because of Jared and Jensen *points above*. IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT.
Seriously? It's just not fair, okay?
*looks up at heaven*
Me: Hey Man, I know we haven't talked in awhile, but um, can we talk for a sec?
God: *silence*
Me: Listen, I know You were never really big on the whole "spreading the wealth equally" thing when You were handing out the goods up there, but, um, these guys? Really, they got too much. I'm not asking for it- all I'm saying is that if you had just spread the wealth a little more there'd be more and only slightly less hot men to go around- and seriously, You freakin' OVERDOSED them beyond belief on the hotness. What's a poor girl like me supposed to do? I mean, are you hiding more of them somewhere? As in, somewhere where I could, concievably, eventually find one and have one all for my very own? Because if not, and there are only two, that was just poor planning on Your part. Even slighly less ridiculously hot would be FREAKIN' HOT and there would be more to go around, y'know? I'm just sayin'...
And, btw, flist, having read the new J^2 interview- I just watched Devil's Trap again the other day (w/ my mom who's still in slightly less vehement denial about JDM, btw) and can I just say: Jensen Ackles and Jeffrey Dean Morgan you are just amazing actors. (Jared is great, too, but that ep is about Dean and the demon). Jensen is so intense in everything he does in that episode, and yet it's not over the top, it's still completely believable. And Jeff's voice and body control are just beyond compare. I can't even articulate what I want to say about what an amazing job they did acting in that episode... but if you don't know what I mean, ask and I will articulate further and more coherently, I swear.
And also, a little RL stuff for ya:
So, I went to one of my acting classes last night, and my teacher said that I have a lot of natural talent, and that he thought I should go audition for the next Uma Thurman movie (In Bloom) this weekend. I mean, just extra stuff, but still. And he wants to coach me and work with me this fall. I was kinda floored- those are the first major props I've been given when it comes to acting. I told him I really appreciated hearing that, and that I'd talk to him when I got back from London. So... yeah.
We also filmed our monologues (long shot and close up) and he's going to edit them together- when I get a copy I'll post it if it's any good.
P.S. Sorry for having been MIA for the past few days- there was a friend edging over the "stalker" line and... yeah. Y'know how that can get.